Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: Hope everyone is doing well. Been pretty busy myself with my new class schedule and everything and I just got my internet reconnected.
Big Bird: Yay!
Snuffy: Uh, Bird, what's the internet?
Big Bird: Not sure exactly.
Snuffy: Oh.
Telly: I was thinking of joining the swim team, but it might be too late.
Rosita: You should ask Red. I think she is the swim captain.
Telly: Yeah, I'll do that.
Hoots: Well, I'm off!
Bry: Where ya going, Hoots?
Hoots: Its a big night over at Birdland.
Bry: Have fun!

 

[theprawncracker]

Guys! I'm back I'm so sorry it's been so long!

UD: Yes you have, I was beginning to wonder if you'd died, I had your casket fitted already...

Good grief Uncle D. I haven't been gone that long have I?

Gonzo: Yeah you were! I thought I'd take your stuff and have it sold on e-Bay but if you're back...

Yes Gonzo I'm back!

Cantus: Fabulous! Now, a song in honor of your return!
You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's just something iresitabullish about 'em.

We grin and bear it cause the nights are long,
I hope that something better comes along.

Clifford: It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler,
If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.

UD: She made a monkey out of old King Kong,
I hope that something better comes along!

Cantus: Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?

Gonzo: Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.


I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha.

Gonzo: The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.

Camilla: BAGAWK?!

Gonzo: Oh sorry honey.

All: I hope that something better comes along!

Clifford: Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,

Cantus: The pitter patter of soles,
The little feet of tadpoles!

Psst, Cantus, tadpoles don't have feet.

Cantus: You silly creatures and your science...2, 3, 4!

UD: There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'
Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.

All: I hope that something better comes along!

Cantus: I hope that something better,

Clifford: I hope that something better,

I hope that something better comes along!! No, really I do...Well, thanks for the song guys, but what do you say we sit down and watch my new Follow That Bird DVD?

Gonzo: Sounds good Ryan!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: *calling Telly*: Hi Telly, I heard a rumor that you'd like to join the swim team! It's not too late at all so I hope you'll come and join us! We practice Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday afternoons from around 3:00 to 5:00, we're pretty flexible so drop in whenever you are able. I hope to see you at the pool!

 

[Erine81981]

I was wondering Grover. Do you still want to join the swim team?

Grover: I really want to but I am afried I might not be able make it.

Why do you say that?

Grover: With all those jobs I have.

I see. Well maybe your jobs will let you compeat on the day of the Swim Met.

Grover: I will call Red to ask her.

Thats my Grover. *hugs him*

Grover: I needed that. Thanks Kyle.

Your welcome Grover. Good Night.

Grover: Good night.

Oh how I love that monster.

Cookie M: And me?

Don't worry Cookie Monster. I still love all of you.

Cookie M: Can me have a cookie?

It's bedtime Cookie.

Cookie M: But me hungry.

Ok. Just one.

Cookie M: Thank you Kyle. *kisses me*

Your welcome. *goes back to reading*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Sure Phillip, we need some more swimmers! *hangs up phone*
Beth: So how many do you have on the team now Red?
Red: Well, it's me, Robin, Telly, Phillip, and I think Grover is going to try and join us too. He's worried about his work schedule, but I told him not to worry about it and to come when he can
Mokey: Sounds like quite the team! When do you have practice again?
Red: Later today, around 3:00 or so
Mokey: Well that's nice
Beth: Well, I gotta run, see you guys later!

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: I'm actually off today. I called and they said I was off today and tomorrow. Can you believe that? I am going to go practice. *runs off to the swimming pool*

Glad to know that I had to call all his work places just to get him off today and tomorrow.

Herry: Your one swell guy.

Thanks.

 

[The Count]

Well... Actually, pizzas started out as pizza pies. Just like a normal dessert pie, though the dough forming the sides and top sealed crust are a bit lighter in texture. They're then filled up with the sauce, cheese and additional toppings.

*Ping. Oh, please excuse me. Got a garlic and sausage pie in the oven. Lemme know if you guys want some, could make some more.

 

[Katzi428]

*overhearing Ed talking about a garlic & sausage pizza*
Mmmmmm!!! Ed, I'd like one slice please!
Prairie:Um...no thanks, Ed & Count. I'll stick to my Spaghetti-os. Besides, I'm still a bit full from having a cream cheese filled donut that Kathy brought home a boxful of from Kansas.
Yeah...they're tasty but filing! Anyone that wants one c'mon down to Room 6.
Gaffer:Meow?
Sorry Gaffer....no donut for you. You'll have to have your Pounce snacks.
*Gaffer gives me a look with her unpatched eye and saunters off.*
SHEESH! Talk about CATTITUDE!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Mokey: *overhearing Kathy and Prairie* I'd love one of these donut things you're talking about. What are they like? Anyway, I'm on my way to the library and was feeling a little hungry so it sounded like an interesting treat!

 

[Katzi428]

Mokey: *overhearing Kathy and Prairie* I'd love one of these donut things you're talking about. What are they like? Anyway, I'm on my way to the library and was feeling a little hungry so it sounded like an interesting treat!

Prairie:Hi Mokey! A donut is dough that's sometimes filled with things like jelly or custard. This is filled with cream cheese and has sugar on top. I'll give you 3. For you, Red & Beth. Enjoy!