Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

... Oh, so Storyteller does a mean basanova.
The dance of love?
*Old song reference.
And who's this "loose" and why does it need cutting?
UD: *Shakes head*, you've been hanging out with the weirdo have you?
Which one?

 

[TogetherAgain]

<meanwhile, still on the roof>
Robin: <tugs at book in Lisa's hands> Come ON, Lisa, everybody moved in DAYS ago!
Rowlf: Lisa, just put the book down...
Lisa: But but but the water genie and the hoopoe and the- GAH I can't put it down NOW! Do you KNOW what just HAPPENED?
Chef: De clockedy tick-tick de elfie twelve?
Lisa: ...<blink>... Oh, SHOOT I gotta get to class! See ya guys!
Robin: <sigh> And we're STILL not moved in...

 

[BEAR]

(Cookie Monster walks into the Dorm House with a backpack on)

Cookie: *sniffs* Mmm...breakfast already on. Year off to good start! (he goes down to room 1 and knocks on the door smelling the delicious food inside) Hello? Anybody home?

(Meanwhile in suite 29...)
Bryan: (asleep in bed) Zzzzzz...
Big Bird: (walks in) Bryan? Bryan?
Bryan: (wakes up) Wha? I'm up! I'm up! (sees the Bird's big fluffy yellow head staring at him) Big Bird, what's up?
Big Bird: It's Thursday and the first day of Birdkateers this year.
Bry: Oh cool. Have fun...(rolls over)
Big Bird: Aren't you going to help make the snacks like you said?
Bryan: Well...can't you ask Bert or Ernie to help? I'm exhausted...
Big Bird: But they went out to the movies. Besides, you promised to help make snacks.
Bryan: Oh, I did promise, huh?
Big Bird: You can't just break a promise.
Bryan: You're right, Big Bird. I'm sorry. We'll get started right now.
Big Bird: Oh good! Thank you!

 

[Gloat]

Adam: Well guys, you did a nice job of the room there, it almost looks half as good as last years!

*room is basically the same as last years, the room circled with multicoloured hippy style bean bags, the room purple with 'Boppity and Gloat' shapes patterned around. There is a dining table in the middle big enough for 6 people, a coffee machine (extra settings) in a corner. The ceiling is painted black, but there is a bright light in the middle to brighten the place up a bit, posters also line the wall and ceiling, mostly of Marillion and Jimmy eat world, at one corner is a sort of playhouse, with a slide and maze like thing, but instead of nice colours, its black and purple like the room*

Adam: What? I didnt agree on a playhouse, how much did that cost?

Boppity: We found it

Adam: Where?

Boppity: Some house

Adam: ¬¬ Why would you need that though?

Gloat: It's fun and suits the room perfectly

Adam: If you say so

Boppity: Plus it would keep little guests entertained

Adam: You got a point, entertain yourselves

Boppity and Gloat: Yes sir!

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: (still knocking on Ed's door) Hmm...why no one answer? Me know! Me go ask Beth where me s'posed to go. Me room with her last year. She know what to do! Yeah yeah! (walks down the hall and knocks on room 3's door) Beth! It me, Cookie Monster!

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: Hey Elmo! I heard that Robin is up on the roof! Want to go see?
Elmo: Oh, Elmo would looove to go see Robin!
Bean: Okay! *gets his hiking gear* There are alot of stairs....
Alex: I need craziness! I think I'll go insane! *runs into the hall and starts pounding on Oscar's can*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: The dorms have taken yet again another sane person into it's cold and unforgiving grasp. Jot Alex down, Beaker.

Beaker: MMEEEENNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bunsen: Yes, I'm afraid there is nothing more we can do. The insane can never be cured once claimed by insanity. Science itself won't salvage her.

Claudia: Is it serious, Dr. Honeydew? *Sobs into her handkercheif*

Bunsen: I'm afraid so.

Beaker: MEEEENNNNNOOOOOOO!

Van Neuter: I lost my needles!

Beaker: MEEENNNNNOOOO!

>____> <___<

 

[The Count]

Arriving at Room #1, inserting key to unlock the door. Hey guys, I'm home.
UD: About time, I have fanfics to check...
Count: And I have bats to count.

*Notices a furry, fuzzy blue guy asleep in front of Room #3's door. Cookie Monster, that you buddy? Sorry, we weren't home earlier. Come on, I think I know where you're living at. *Takes Cookie upstairs by means of the elevator over to the second floor's common room, gives him a chocolate chip cookie hidden up my sleeve, hugs the big blue lug and leaves him with Big Bird at the Birdketeer meeting.

 

[Beakerfan]

*Bean and Elmo finally get to the roof*
Bean: *pant pant* Robin? *pant pant* Are you up here?
Elmo: Helllooooo! Is anybody here?

Alex: *down in room 24* I really need some more excitement up here. Hmmm.... I think I'll have to talk to Ed about something.

 

[Beauregard]

Yeah... Just send it to me via PM. *Closes door and goes back to breakfast.

Bo: I did actually miss what it was exactly that you wanted? Something about Bobo? He's not a roommate at our place anymore.