Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*steps into the hallway* Alright Alex, Claudia and others. Are ya'll alread for our big musical number we never have even preformed?

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

*steps into the hallway* Alright Alex, Claudia and others. Are ya'll alread for our big musical number we never have even preformed?

Kim: If'n y'all are gonna sing Cabin Fever, I'm gonna scream.
Gillis: ..."y'all"?
Kim: What?
Gillis: Nothing. Oh, and you'd better get the next chapter of your story posted soon. Unless you want people around here to think I'm a bad adoptive parent.
Kim: No can do on that front for the next day or so, Maestro. Going into Chicago to see the Cubs play, remember?
Boober: Rather optimistic, aren't you?
Kim: Oh, hush up. They won tonight, didn't they? They're still in first place.
Boober: But for how long?
Tosh: I'd quit while I was ahead if I were you, Boober.

-Kim

 

[Erine81981]

Nope. Are you ready guys and you too Kim. Hit it Dr. Teeth and the Electic Mayhem.

(music starts)

Me: The summer that we wanted,

Ed: Yeah, we finally got it!

Bryan: Now's the time we get to share

Claudia: Each day we'll be together

Erin: Now until forever,

Alex: So everybody, everywhere (take it Kim)

Kim: Let's take it to the beach

Me, Bryan and Count: Take it together

Claudia, Alex and Kim: Let's celebrate today 'cause there'll never be another

Me, Bryan and Ed: We're stronger this time,
Been there for each other

Claudia, Alex, Erin and Kim: Everything's just right

(Wanda, Storyteller and some of the other dromies join in the dancing)

Everyone and the Muppet Dormies: Everybody all for one,
A real droms has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
Feel the rhythm of the drums (A shot of Animal jamming out on his drums)
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Everybody, one for all and all for one!
All for one, one!

(Big Bird grabs Oscar trashcan and dances around with it) ("Hey! Put me down you big canary!")

Claudia: Summertime together,

Kim: Now we're even closer

Erin: That's the way it's meant to be

Me: Oh, we're just getting started

Bryan: Come and join the party

Ed: You deserve it, same as me

The Count: Let's take it to the beach

Me, Bryan and Ed: Take it together

Claudia, Alex, Erin and Kim: Let's celebrate today 'cause there'll never be another

(Herry, Murray, Bruce, Uncle Deadly, Tosh Fraggle and other dance around in the hallway)

Me, Bryan and Ed: We're stronger this time,
Been there for each other

Claudia, Alex, Erin and Kim: Everything's just right

Everyone and the Muppets Dormies: Everybody all for one,
A real droms has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
Feel the rhythm of the drums (A shot of Kathy taking a turn on the drums)
We're gonna have fun in the sun (Grover and Gills dancing together)
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Everybody, one for all and all for one!
All for one, one!

Muppet Boys: Everybody up!

Muppet Girls: Everybody rock it!

Muppet Guys: Take it from the top!

Muppet Girls: And never ever stop it!

Muppet Guys: It's not about the future

Muppet Girls: It's not about the past

Everyone and Muppet Dormies: It's makin' every single day
Last and last and last!
Fun and sun'What could be better?

Bryan: Let's have fun
Everyone together now!

Everyone and Muppet Dormies: Everybody, e-everybody now!
This is where our summer really begins
The very last time it's ever gonna be like this
It's the party you don't wanna miss!

Guys and the Muppet Guys: Guys rise!
Show 'em we can make some moves, hey!

Girls and the Muppet Girls: Girls!
Show 'em we know how to groove, oh!

Guys and the Muppet Guys: Here

Girls and the Muppet Girls: And now

Guys and the Muppet Guys: Let's turn the party

Girls and the Muppet Girls: Out!

Everyone and the Muppet Dorms: Everybody jump in!

All the Muppets gather for a pyramid

All: Everybody all for one,
A real dorms has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
Feel the rhythm of the drums (Both Animal and Kathy jamming on the drums)
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!

Everybody, one for all, everybody all for one,
A real summer has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
Feel the rhythm of the drums
We're gonna have fun in the sun (The Count counting all the Muppets in the pyramid)
The summer that we wanted,

Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Come on, everyone let's dance!
We can't let this moment pass!
Let's make this party last!
All for one!
All! For! One!

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: (entering room 21 with a big belly) Boy, the action here is even better then soap operas.
Pepe: Ju watch soap operas? But doesn't it get wet?
Rizzo: Wet, what do you mean? (does a double take as he realizes) Oh, you're really a comedian aren't you?
Gererd: (entering from other room) Say Pepe, have those pizzas gotten here yet? (spots Rizzo's belly and sighs) Never mind.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Morning girls
Red: Too early, must go back to sleep
Wanda: I'm awake
Abby: Me too!
Mokey: *Yawns* Yeah, I think I'm ready to get up
Beth: Breakfast?
Red: Well if you're going to get food I'll get up too
Mokey: Gee, living with Cookie Monster last semester has rubbed off on you!
Red: Very funny
Beth: Come on guys, let's go to Everybody Eats

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Wow, I had a dream that Kyle and all of us began singing. The last thing I remember was having insisted that Erin was funny and a singing routine that I've never prepared for but somehow I knew it...

Bunsen: It did happen, you know. You were hopping around and throwing yourself everywhere.

Claudia: I was?

Bunsen: Mhmmm. *Picks up the cups from last night*

Phil: Nynyanya...*Snores*

Beaker: *Rubs eyes* Mee..mee?

Claudia: Hey Beakie...*Sits next to him and ruffles his hair*

Bunsen: He always did have such fluffy hair.

Beaker: Mff...*snugs the pillow*

Claudia: Beakie..come on wake up.

Bunsen: Up you go! *Chuckles as he pulls the blanket off him which sends him flying off the bed*

Beaker: MEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Smacks against the wall*

Claudia: BEAAAKKKEERRR! *Catches him*

Beaker: Meesheesh!

Claudia: *Giggles* It's ok...Bunnie did not mean to.

Bunsen: Sorry Beaker. *Clears throat*

Phil: I'm trying to get some sleep...mommy don't make me eat the cow today...

The three: *Cringe*

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: *dings the front desk* Hello, I think Ed wanted to speak to be about Bobo?
Bo: Beau?
Beau: Erm, yes?
Bo: Did you say that Mildred and George could stay?
Beau: Sort of.
Mildred: *runs over* Oh Beau, Beau, thank you for saying we could stay.
George: What she said.
Bo: Sort of? *cocks eyebrow*

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Just send it to me via PM. *Closes door and goes back to breakfast.

 

[Beakerfan]

Elmo: Good morning Dorothy! Good morning Mister Bunny! *shakes Bean a little then runs to Alex's bed* Good morning goosie! It is time to get up!
Alex: Five more minutes...... too much dancing...... *suddenly springs out of bed* It's a beautiful daaaay! And I'm up and rarin ta go! So, what are we doing today?
Bean: You're a little crazy, you know that?
Alex: Well, someone in this room has to be!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Erin is toasting a bagel, Scooter is at the table having a bowl of cereal, Nora is hunting for her bookbag and Beige is doing his morning yoga.)

Storyteller: (entering) All right, you four, what's this I hear about you sneaking out at night and doing a big musical number?
(all pause)
Nora: So it wasn't a dream.
Storyteller: I got up in the middle of the night for a drink of water, and I find - doors open, beds empty and mugs of chamomile tea untouched.
Erin: (smearing cream cheese on her bagel) Yes, Storyteller, it's true. Kyle came knocking on the door and asked if we wanted to join in a big all-dorms musical number.
Storyteller: But why wasn't I informed? I do a mean bossa nova.
Beige: (shifting asanas) But Storyteller, you were there - sleepwalking, I think. You walked in with a lampshade on your head...
Scooter: Yeah, and you tried to flirt with Gillis, and then you got up and sang "How High the Moon."
Storyteller: (wincing) I was hoping that was all a dream.
Scooter: It wasn't - we've got the photos to prove it.
Beige: But you know, what happens in the dorms stays in the dorms.
Erin: Not really the exact phrase, but it'll work. It's cool, Storyteller.
Nora: Storyteller, I think you need to relax a little more - I mean, you're our unofficial den mother and all that, but we're all entitled to cut loose a bit, aren't we?