Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *yawns* I hate physics...
Sam: *loud gasp* *runs into room* What did you say?
Ryan: I said I hate physics.
Sam: How dare you?
Ryan: I didn't know you were a physics officionado, Sam.
Sam: Of course! It is--*stands up straight* the American way!
Ryan: Since when?
Sam: *turns back to Ryan* Everything we've ever done has been physical.
Ryan: ...Was that a joke?
Sam: You can not be serious.
Ryan: No, but you sure can.
Gonzo: *runs into bedroom and hides under covers*
Ryan: *blink* Gonzo? What's going on?
Sam: No doubt something weird and peculiar.
Gonzo: Bean Bunny's at the door!
Ryan: Oh, Alex has come to visit. How nice. *walks out into living room* Hey Alex, Bean! C'mon in!
Link: *looking Bean over* I love your cute, little bunny costume. *turns to Alex* And you *swoons* I, madame, am Captain Link Hogthrob, of the S.S. Swinetrek.
Clifford: That ship ain't even real!
Link: That's what you think. I've crashed it more times than I can count.
Clifford: So... like, what? Three?
Ryan: *shakes head*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Hey Ryan how's it goin? Nice ta meet ya Link! *shakes Links hand* Clifforrrddd what's shakin? Great ta see ya Sam! *gives swift salute* Uh... where's Gonzo?
Bean: Um, Hi!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Gonzo... oh, yeah, he's uh... out with Camilla.
Camilla: Brawk bawk?
Ryan: ...He forgot Camilla.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (nearly falls out of chair in terror) Wait a minute - Bean is living here too?
Storyteller: Did I ever tell you that joke about hasenpfeffer...
Erin: No, Storyteller - the little furball's got ears.
Nora: And to think he's in the presence of Sam the Eagle and Link...scary.
Beige: Well, Sam can't be all that bad, if he believes in moral codes...(pauses, eyes widen) wait a minute, did he say that he likes physics? (collapses in shock on sofa)

 

[ZootyCutie]

Floyd: You stole my bass and DS!

Dr. Teeth: You stole my milk! What? I like milk.

Floyd: So, why did you do it? Huh?

Um, cause it was funny?

Janice: Like, cause you guys were at that barbeque?

Zoot: Cause butt's twelve by pies?

Zoot's gone crazy.

Animal: ZOOT'S GONE MAD WITH POWER!

No, that's not him. Zoot doesn't even know how to tie his shoes.

Dr. Teeth: Wait, he doesn't?

Yeah. All of his tennis shoes have clothespins holding the laces.

Floyd: I still can't beleive you stole those things.

What? We were going to give them back. In about a week.

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: Oh gee, it's too bad that Gonzo's not here....
Alex: So, Link? How doya like it here so far?

 

[theprawncracker]

Link: Oh, I absolutely love it. Ryan has been so accomodating. Keeping this place messy and down to my standards.
Ryan: Anything for you, Link... anyway, I hate to be a burden, Alex, but I've gotta get some sleep, I've got a big physics test tomorrow. So I'm gonna hit the hay! See you guys tomorrow!

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *hits bale of hay* I don't get it.....
Alex: *gives Bean weird look* No prob Ryan! Good luck on your test! *heads off to bug other people*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Erin, you always crack me up. I swear LOL!]

Bunsen: Sam likes ph-phy-physics?

Claudia: *Spits out her chocomilk* HECK IS FREEZING OVER!

Phil: WHAT? *Wakes up* THE BIRD LIKES PHYSICS?

Beaker: MEEEMEEEMEEMEE? *Wakes up*

Claudia: O_O LINK IS HITTIN ON ALEX?

Bunsen: Ooo...

Beaker: MEE? *Grumbles*

Claudia: Jealous Beaker? Sorry guys...

Phil: Oh, like that's no problem. I was gonna get get a nightmare anyway.

Bunsen: Oh, Beakie, Mr. Hearthrob wont do anything to Miss Alex.

*They hear Beige collapse on the couch*

Claudia: Erin and the gang heard him too I guess.

Bunsen: It'd come as a shock if they didn't.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Shock? Don't tell me you boys are torturing Claudia again...
Erin: No, different kind of shock. (pause) I'm cracking you up? I'd better lend you my tube of Crazy Glue.
Storyteller: Oooh. (looks at clock) Goodness, look at the time, it's time you young troublemakers were getting ready for bed.
(general chorus of "Oo-o-kay" and "Aw, do we have to?")

(later)

Nora: What's going on?
Erin: I'm brewing some chamomile tea...want some?
Nora: Please.
Erin: (hands her a steaming mug) I'd better take some in for Beige and Scooter - I mean, between finding out Bean lives here and that Sam likes physics...
Nora: I don't think Storyteller will need it - she's already out like a light. (points to hut, from which emanates soft snoring)

(Nora disappears to her room with her tea - Erin brings some tea to Scooter and Beige before pouring a fourth mug for herself and taking it to her room.)