Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Well... If you PM'ed... But what I need is a good description of what the guy looks like in his normal guise, and his height compared to other Muppets. Planning on bringing him into the castle's cast, not sure when though.

Talk to you later Bo-bo-dee-o-doooooo!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: oooh! Right, sorry, I was confused.
Beau: That's in my job discription.
Mildred: You have a job?
Beau: *mumbles*

 

[Erine81981]

Wonder what to have for dinner. Anyone have any good ideas?

Herry: Pizza?

Murray: Spaghetti and meatballs?

Bruce: I kind of like your "Chicken Al King."

Grover: I would take whatever well.....maybe a peanut butter sandwich?

That sounds simple. Anyone else want one?

Murray: I'll take one. Can you cut the crust off?

Sure. *starts making two peanut sandwiches*

Bruce: I wouldn't mind a bacon and egg burrito.

Herry: I can make that Kyle. You show me last year.

Yep. You still remembered. That's good. Make me one please.

Herry: Ok. *gets the skillet out* Eggs. Bacon. *rips open the package of bacon*

*brings the sandwiches to Grover and Murray* Here you go guys.

Murray: Thanks. *bites into it* Mmmmmm *mouthful* Tis is goood.

Grover: Thanks Kyle.

Welcome. Do you need any help Herry?

Herry: Uh sure. Get me the bread toasted.

Ok.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*They get out of the car*

Bunsen:

*Hiccup*
I am here and now because of you
You are the reason I do what I do
Like a phantom when you call me I’ll be there
Any time that I’m around you shouldn’t fear
Because of you,
That’s what I do
Come on, Come on
Because of you
I’m a true Believer.

Claudia:

*Laughs giddily*
I’m a true believer
I’m with you through the night
You’re my inspiration in life
I’m a true believer
So don’t give up the fight
You’re my inspiration in life

Beaker:
*Hiccup*

Meeeeeeeeeee!

Van Neuter:
*Giggle*

Give me, Give me everything you got
You and I can take it to the top
Like the scientists we are we can save the day
Let the music play cause someone’s are on way
Because of you (cause of yoooou)
That’s what I do (what I do)
Come on, Come on
Because of you
(I’m a true believer)

Claudia:

*Hiccup, giggle*

I’m a true believer
I’m with you through the night
You’re my inspiration in life
I’m a true believer
So don’t give up the fight
You’re my inspiration in life

I’m a true believer
I’m with you through the night
You’re my inspiration in life!


Bunsen:

I think we took too many cups of that fizzy soda. Oh, imagine the carbohydrates we're to have in our body.

*Dances with Claudia*

Van Neuter:

Don't get me started! *Giggles*

I'd love to, Beakie!

*Hiccups*

That soda will go to your thighs!

Beaker:

*Dances with Van Neuter through extreme euphoria*

Van Neuter:

You have such lovely eyes...

Beaker:

Mee? Mee!

Claudia:

He does! HEEHEEE!

Bunsen:

Agreed...more soda...

Claudia:

YESSSSS!

*They get into their room*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *standing against the wall in the hallway, staring at the scientific foursome* What was that? *smells something coming from a few doors down* WOW! What is that? *follows the smell* *walks into Kyle's door* OOF!

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: What was that?

Herry: What?

Grover: A sound from outside the door. *goes to the door* Hello? *looks down* Hey it's Alex. Are you ok?

Herry: What happened?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Hi Herry, Grover, and Kyle! WHHEEE-EEE *Trips over Alex* EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *Sprawled on the floor*

Bunsen: *Trips over Claudia* Oh dear!

Beaker: *Laughs and points* Meeee!

Bunsen: *Gets on his feet and helps Claudia up*

Claudia: Alex, you shouldn't lay on the floor like that...silly!

Beaker: *Looks at Claudia in disbelief* *Helps Alex up*

 

[Erine81981]

*waves to Claudia from the couch* Hey Claudia.

Herry: Hey girl. What's up. *does a hand thing with Claudia*

Grover: Hey Claudia, Bunsan and Beaker.

Herry: *helps Bunsan with Alex* There you go.

*gets up from the couch* What's going on girls and guys?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Nothing, *hiccup* just drinkin' our hearts out with Coca-Cola.

Bunsen: The calories...oh well. I never was capable of gaining weight.

Beaker: Meep, meeemeeemeeemeeemeeemee!
meeemeeemeeemeeemeemwomoomeeee!

Bunsen: Exactly.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Meanwhile, as the gang in room 7 is listening to the scientists' hubbub...

Erin: (turning on stereo) Paging Thomas Dolby, Dr. Dolby to the Psych Unit...

(stereo starts to play "She Blinded Me With Science," and everyone starts to sing along - but with lyrics modified here and there - and all dance, robot-like, around the common room)

Scooter:
It's poetry in motion,
She turns her tender eyes to me,
It's deep as any ocean,
The elements in harmony,
But she blinded me with science...

Beige:
She blinded me - with science!

Storyteller:
And failed you in biology...

Erin:
When I'm dancing next to him...

Nora:
Blinded me with science, science...

Beige:
Science!

Erin:
I can smell the chemicals!

Nora:
Blinded me with science, science...

Beige:
Science!

Scooter:
Mmm - but it's poetry in motion,
And when she turns her eyes to me,
It's deep as any ocean,
As sweet as any harmony,
But she blinded me with science...

Beige:
She blinded me - with science!

Storyteller:
And failed you in geometry...

Erin:
When I'm dancing close to him...

Nora:
Blinded me with science, science...

Beige:
Science!

Erin:
I can hear machinery!

Nora:
Blinded me with science, science...

Beige:
Science!

Scooter:
It's poetry in motion...

All:
And we're all acting crazily...

Scooter:
The spheres are in commotion,
The elements in harmony,
But she blinded me with science...

Beige:
She blinded me - with science!

Storyteller:
And hit you with technology...

Beige:
Good heavens, Storyteller, you're beautiful!

Scooter:
I don't believe it! She's done it again!
She's tidied up and I can't find anything!

Erin:
All my tunes and wires, and careful notes!
And antiquated notions...

Scooter:
But it's poetry in motion,
When she turned her eyes to me,
It's deep as any ocean,
The elements in harmony,
But she blinded me with science...

All:
They blinded us - with science!

(song ends with last little bit of synth)

Erin: (chuckle) Well done, guys. What do you want to do next time, Hyperactive or Europa?