Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Grover: That was a cute little song Ernie.

Oscar: I didn't think so too.

Oh Oscar. *grabs some chicken tenders* These are so great. Who made them?

 

[BEAR]

*grabs some chicken tenders* These are so great. Who made them?

Big Bird: Blech! Not me!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Fraggles, we'd like to give you each a present from us in room 29. (hands Red, Boober, Wembley, Gobo and Mokey each a box with a Doozerstick house inside).
Telly: Hope you like them. We worked all day on them.

 

[Erine81981]

Big Bird: Blech! Not me!

Sorry Bird. I forgot. *puts back the others and walks away*

Herry: Yo Monsters!

Cookie M: Yeah Herry.

Herry: Remember what we monsters were going to do for our present for the fraggles.

Grover: Almost forgot.

Herry: Ready?

Grover: Maurice isn't here yet.

Maurice: I'm here.

Herry: Alright everyone ready?

Monsters: Yes.

Grover: *blows into a tuning pitch thing*

Monsters: Hmmmmmmmm...

Herry: Hip, hip, hip, hip,
Herry and the rest of the monsters: hip, hip, hip, hip hooray!
We're gonna dance and sing all day.
We're number one, we've just begun and now it's time to play.

Maurice: Hip, hip hooree!

Monsters: Hip, hip hooree!
Let's shout for you and me
We do our best to meet the test and now it's time for tea.

Cookie M: Well how 'bout "Hip hip hooray?"

Monsters: Hip hip hooray!
We're gonna dance and sing all day
We're number one and we've just begun and now it's time to play.
And now it's time to play
Hip, hip, hip, hip hooray!

Everyone starts cheering

 

[BEAR]

Bert: So, Cookie, I understand you might be moving in with Beth soon. We're sure gonna miss you on our floor.

 

[Erine81981]

Bert: So, Cookie, I understand you might be moving in with Beth soon. We're sure gonna miss you on our floor.

Cookie M: Uh huh. Me miss you too Bert. *grabs Bert and hugs him tightly*

 

[BEAR]

Cookie M: Uh huh. Me miss you too Bert. *grabs Bert and hugs him tightly*

Bert: (muffled) Uuuuh...Cookie? I can't breathe! Cookie!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Think we're too late for the party?
Rowlf: Well, Robin is, he's been out for hours.
Gonzo: Same with Camilla.
Clifford: And the Chef, thank goodness.
Ryan: Heh. Well, I say we just give the Fraggles and Sprocket their presents tomorrow.
Uncle Deadly: I agree. We all need a good night's sleep.
Ryan: You don't sleep.
Uncle Deadly: *shrug* Minor detail.
Ryan: Good grief. G'night gang.
All: Night!

 

[BEAR]

(Everyone is in the pool splishin' and a-splashin' and doing "De Rubber Duck")
Hoots (voice-over) Muppet Dorms were brought to you today by the letters D for Duckie, F for Fraggle, and the number 5. The Dorms is a thread of the Muppet Central Forum. Goodnight, dudes!

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Twas a good party yester eve.
Count: Songs and silliness down at the ol' swimmin' hole.

Hope the guests of honor like the gifts we got them.
Count: Vhat did ve get them again?
Well, let's see... There were five brightly colored Fraggle pebbles: resplendant red for Red of course, ornate orange for Gobo, glimmering yellow-green for Wembley, glumly broody green-blueish for Boober, and lovely lavender for Mokey. It'll add a splash of color to their worlds, especially since they like to pass those pebbles on to the ones they love.
Count: Too true.

Wanda, Beth's roomie, went with me down to the local pet store and bath & beauty shop to pick out gifts for Sprocket and Rubber Duckie.
Count: Really?
Yes... They had lots of stuff there, we had a tough time deciding, glad she came along to help make some smart purchases. Sprocket got a combination food and water bowl metal tray, that way he can move both out of the way if Melissa needs the space to work in her room. He also got a couple of doggie grooming products, Melissa can use those at her discretion, you know how pets are about taking baths.
Count: Mmmhm. Vell, hexcept for Rubber Duckie.
*Chuckling, yeah... That's why the little squeaker got a new bubble-decorated soapdish and a water-proof cushion to sit in. Like I said, hope they like their gifts.