Bert: Argyle socks! Hunky dory!! (he is so excited that he tries them on before he hears the part about them being explosive)
Bry: Bert, wait!! (trying to save him)
***BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!***
Bert: (in charred clothes, a face of black soot and hair falling out) Uuuughh...
Ernie: Khekhekhe! Good one, Gonzo!
Bry: Ernie!!
Ernie: Ooops. Sorry about that. Are you okay, Bert?
Bert: (faints backwards)
Ernie: Bert? Well, while he's laying there, I'll just hand out the next present. It goes to my good friend Ryan. He's always so much fun to play with when he's around and not too busy. He also tells great stories. So many wonderful storytellers around here! Anyhow, I got Ryan two things: the Complete Sherlock Hemlock Collection for inspiration, and this O. The guy who sold it to me said it was the hottest item on the market this season. Plus, it only cost a nickel! How 'bout that! Merry Christmas, Ryan!