MC - The Revival

[LinkiePie<3]

BEAKERBOY12! *glomp*

Thought I'd take part of your avvy to celebrate the new movie! *flails, and gives mint muffins to all my revival friends*

 

[beakerboy12]

Nice! All we need is some people to be Sam and Rowlf and then we could have a little group thingy!

Dr. Teeth: Yeah! You guys are really gonna like the movie!

Fozzie Bear: Even I was impressed... and I was in it!

Animal: MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE!!!!

Floyd Pepper: You really will love the new movie!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Nice! All we need is some people to be Sam and Rowlf and then we could have a little group thingy!

Dr. Teeth: Yeah! You guys are really gonna like the movie!

Fozzie Bear: Even I was impressed... and I was in it!

Animal: MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE!!!!

Floyd Pepper: You really will love the new movie!

Hmm... maybe, Rowlfy... youse such take part as Rowlf.

Rowlf: I'm game. Now, let's practice. *blows whistle*

Sam: Hello...

Rowlf: Hello...

Link Hogthrob: Hello...

Beaker: Mee-meep...

 

[beakerboy12]

Rowlf: Uh, Beaker... Halloween was last month...

Sam the Eagle: I'm really just appalled by this madness!

Link Hogthrob: Hey, we gotta be in a Muppet movie some way!

Sam the Eagle: At least I don't have an ax!

Beaker: Mee mo mee mee meep!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Bunsen: Beakie! I'm ashamed of you! You put down that ax this instant!

Beaker: *hands ax to Link* Meep, mee, mee, mo...

Link Hogthrob: *passes ax to Rowlf* Sorry, but I'd rather use a technical ray gun.

Rowlf: Hey. This ax will be handy for Thanksgiving dinner. We needed a tool to carve the Thanksgiving turkey.

Turkey: *derp?* O.O

Rowlf: Mhm.

Sam Eagle: *facepalm* You are all such weirdos! *sigh* I, Sam the Eagle cannot believe what I just witnessed... *mumbles*

Floyd Pepper: What's on the menu, Sam? Hot Wings? Get it... Hot Wings! *laughs*

Sam Eagle: *fumes*

Floyd Pepper: ...what'd I say, man?

Rowlf: Hot Wings, alright.

 

[beakerboy12]

Rowlf the Dog: But really the ax will definetally come in handy! I mean most of the tools Swedish Chef uses are battle equipment.

Fozzie Bear: He even used a bazooka once!

Beaker: Mee mo moo ma!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, my a bazooka is quite uneffective in cooking! The proper tool would be maybe a dagger or a throwing ax!

Rowlf the Dog: What do you think we're trying to get from Beaker!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Rowlf is right! Beaker, part with the weapon and give it the the Nirvana cover band!

Sam the Eagle: Why couldn't I have become a bank depositer or something? Mom had to put me in show business!

Beaker: Mee mo meep meep!

Rowlf the Dog: Why would you need a battle ax!

Fozzie Bear: My guess is that it'll help him protect himself! I mean he's been blown up, charred, shrunk, grew, morphed, beaten, flattened, had a bucket put on his head, electrocuted... twice, shaved, cloned, been victim of long-winded monologues by George Takei, chased by a monster frankfurter, turned invisible, punched, zapped, glued, attacked by ghosts, been heckled by YouTube commentators, hit with a washing machine, tied up by pirates, teleported to Africa, being attacked by a gorilla from Africa, and had a giant bell dropped on him... I think he needs that ax...

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Rowlf the Dog: But really the ax will definetally come in handy! I mean most of the tools Swedish Chef uses are battle equipment.

Fozzie Bear: He even used a bazooka once!

Beaker: Mee mo moo ma!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, my a bazooka is quite uneffective in cooking! The proper tool would be maybe a dagger or a throwing ax!

Rowlf the Dog: What do you think we're trying to get from Beaker!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Rowlf is right! Beaker, part with the weapon and give it the the Nirvana cover band!

Sam the Eagle: Why couldn't I have become a bank depositer or something? Mom had to put me in show business!

Beaker: Mee mo meep meep!

Rowlf the Dog: Why would you need a battle ax!

Fozzie Bear: My guess is that it'll help him protect himself! I mean he's been blown up, charred, shrunk, grew, morphed, beaten, flattened, had a bucket put on his head, electrocuted... twice, shaved, cloned, been victim of long-winded monologues by George Takei, chased by a monster frankfurter, turned invisible, punched, zapped, glued, attacked by ghosts, been heckled by YouTube commentators, hit with a washing machine, tied up by pirates, teleported to Africa, being attacked by a gorilla from Africa, and had a giant bell dropped on him... I think he needs that ax...

Wow, uh, hey Beaker, you want some nun-chucks and maybe a taser to go with that ax?

 

[beakerboy12]

Beaker: Mee mo mo meep meep!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Beaker says he'd rather stick to an ax. He says the simplest weapon is the most effective...

*Beaker gets tackled by Animal*

Animal: MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER!!!

*Sweetums runs and tackles Animal*

Sweetums: MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER!!!

*Thog runs and tackles Sweetums*

Thog: He-he-he! Tag you're it!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Then again, Beaker isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Elmo: *tickles Thog* Ahahaha... Thog's it!

Thog: Hehehehe... hello, little guy. I'm Thog. Wanna play tag? <3

Elmo: Elmo loves to play tag!

 

[tutter_fan]

Newsman: Well, if Elmo's playing tag, then I'll play too!