MC - The Revival

[tutter_fan]

Yes Mam (or Sir)!

Starts training immediately......

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Come, is that all you got? You call yourself a pinball player. Let's put some hussle in it.

Oh oh! Can I join? *ahem* This isn't a picnic tutter pick up the pace!

Sweet, Red and I will be your trainers tutter_fan

 

[tutter_fan]

Thank you! (decides to play faster, and FASTER, and FASTER!!!!!!)

 

[beakerboy12]

Hey, who's excited for the new Muppet movie? I sure am!

Dr. Teeth: I will once I finish this last float!

Fozzie Bear: Oh, who's gonna be riding it?

Dr. Teeth: Maroon 5!

Fozzie Bear: You mean the one who sings "Moves Like Jagger"?

Dr. Teeth: Yep! They're gonna be rockin' the house... err... forum...

But, wait, doesn't "Moves Like Jagger" have a girl part? Who's gonna do that!

Miss Piggy: Hello!!! Have you forgotten moi? I can completely surpass that Christina Agiulara!

Uhhh... You... better than Christina... Aguilara?

Miss Piggy: YES, buster! And I think you agree with that statement - or you just want to get beaten up!

Yes, Miss Piggy!

Floyd Pepper: So we done, yet, Teeth!

Dr. Teeth: Yep! The parade is finished!

Well... good... now we can talk about the new movie... *Beakerboy blabbing about*

*pan to: Tutterfan, Pepe and Gonzo's Hobbit*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Okay, Tutterfan! If you wanna win in Pinball, you must practice and practice and practice like you've NEVER PRACTICED BEFORE!

Tutterfan: A little pushie, aye!

Pepe the King Prawn: No, no! The hobbit is right, h'okay! You're going to need the most intense training ever!

Tutterfan: I don't think I'm up to this!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Oh, but, Tutterfan! We know you can do it...

Pepe the King Prawn: If you just work harder, h'okay!

Tutterfan: Sheesh!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Maybe it'll help if you watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZshZp-cxKg

 

[tutter_fan]

LOL! The pinball league starts in January and runs for about 10 weeks.

 

[beakerboy12]

Coolio, Tutterfan! I hope you do great then!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: She definetely will! That is if she uses Muppet Labs' Brain Tuner! It focuses the mind on the what you set it as! It works for sports or hobbies or just inanimate objects if you're just that weird! Beaker here will test it out! But first , I'll set the tuner to something simple like writing!

Beaker: Mee mee mee!

*Beaker begins writing on a clipboard*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: His main priority will be writing! He'll keep writing and writing and writing...

*Beaker begins smoking after writing so much*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:... well, until it malfunctions! Which is highly unlikely due to being made by the top scientists on the Muppet forum!

*pan to: Swedish Chef dressed in goggles, Cookie Monster eating glasses, and Dr. Teeth*

Tutterfan: Yeah... okay

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Uh, maybe we should start coaching the scientists.

 

[tutter_fan]

(all of a sudden, the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 fall on tutter_fan)

 

[tutter_fan]

(ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OWWWW!!!!)

 

[tutter_fan]

Oh row row row your boat GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM!