MC - The Revival

[LinkiePie<3]

Elmo: Okay, Mr. Newsman. You can play, too. *tap* Tag! You're it, Mr. Newsman!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Oh Oh Oh! I wanna play too. Can we play extreme tag?

What's extreme tag?

It's tag you play with suction darts!

Hit the deck!

 

[beakerboy12]

The Newsman: This just in - I'm playing tag! Eeeeek!!!!

Rowlf the Dog: Bad childhood?

The Newsman: Dad always made me stay off the playgrounds and practice news reports! How I hated reporting be my talent at the school talent show! Everyone laughed at me and my plaids! At least no one noticed my suspenders! Wait, what am I doing - I've got a game of tag to play! Wait up, Elmo!

Elmo: You can't catch me... err... Elmo! Elmo is untouchable!

Gonzo: Not to someone with suction darts!

 

[tutter_fan]

Tag! Gonzo's it!

 

[beakerboy12]

The Newsman: I thought I was it?

Gonzo: It doesn't matter, I'm still gonna get you!

*shoots a suction dart*

*Newsman moves before it can hit him*

This game has gotten way dangerous!

 

[tutter_fan]

Newsman: YOU CAN'T GET ME!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

 

[beakerboy12]

*dart gets Newsman*

Gonzo: This just in, Newsman - you're wrong!

The Newsman: Oh man!

Elmo: Now that means Mr. Newsman is "it"!

The Newsman: Oh, yeah....

*short pause*

Thog: RUN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tutter_fan]

*Newsman grabs his newspaper thrower, grabs a backpack, puts a gazillion newspapers in it, and runs after everyone!*

 

[beakerboy12]

Thog: Hey, isn't all that suction dart thrower newsie stuff cheating!

The Newsman: Not if we give you some gadgets!

Elmo: Elmo wants one of those laser tag laser thingies!

Thog: I'd like a violin!

Gonzo: How'll that help?

Thog: It won't! I just like classical music!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *is perked; listening for the first time in moi's life to Muppet Barbershop Quartet's cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit she downloaded via itunes*

OMG-- Link! <333333

Link Hogthrob: *gazing in his compact mirror; he peers to an overjoyed Angie* Huh...?

Angie: Eeee... xP