Rowlf the Dog: But really the ax will definetally come in handy! I mean most of the tools Swedish Chef uses are battle equipment.
Fozzie Bear: He even used a bazooka once!
Beaker: Mee mo moo ma!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, my a bazooka is quite uneffective in cooking! The proper tool would be maybe a dagger or a throwing ax!
Rowlf the Dog: What do you think we're trying to get from Beaker!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Rowlf is right! Beaker, part with the weapon and give it the the Nirvana cover band!
Sam the Eagle: Why couldn't I have become a bank depositer or something? Mom had to put me in show business!
Beaker: Mee mo meep meep!
Rowlf the Dog: Why would you need a battle ax!
Fozzie Bear: My guess is that it'll help him protect himself! I mean he's been blown up, charred, shrunk, grew, morphed, beaten, flattened, had a bucket put on his head, electrocuted... twice, shaved, cloned, been victim of long-winded monologues by George Takei, chased by a monster frankfurter, turned invisible, punched, zapped, glued, attacked by ghosts, been heckled by YouTube commentators, hit with a washing machine, tied up by pirates, teleported to Africa, being attacked by a gorilla from Africa, and had a giant bell dropped on him... I think he needs that ax...