MC - The Revival

[Old Thunder]

1,000 Eyes blindly walks into thread, suspecting nothing...

A few moments later...

What the heck did I just walk into..?

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

1,000 Eyes blindly walks into thread, suspecting nothing...

A few moments later...

What the heck did I just walk into..?

It's a cautionary tale- fraggles are evil, man, fraggles are evil. *curls into fetal position.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

1,000 Eyes blindly walks into thread, suspecting nothing...

A few moments later...

What the heck did I just walk into..?

It's a cautionary tale- fraggles are evil, man, fraggles are evil. *curls into fetal position.

 

[tutter_fan]

(you hear the sounds of typewriters clicking and clacking, newsman enters from right)

: THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!! THE VITAMIN DRINKS ARE BACK!!!!!!

*BOINK!!!!! CLONK!!!!! BEYYYYYOOOOOOOIIINNNGGGGG* *Newsie & tutter_fan get hit by vitamin drinks*

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Hi, everybody! I--*CLONK!*...fishy crackers...*Flop!*

 

[tutter_fan]

I wonder what Newsie would look like if he was the 'Moopet Noosman' from the 'Moopet shoo'.

Anyhow:

Me: wasn't expecting anyone else to be attacked by the vitamin drinks again.

:me either!!!

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Me either! *CLONK!* ...Penzoil... *Flop!*

 

[ConsummateVs]

*When nobody was posting, Super Grover somehow rescued Kylie from the hole in the floor. Muppetgem was just too lazy to type up the actual rescue.*

Kylie: Oh, thank you so much, Super Grover! You're my hero!

: Well, it is only what I do as a su-perhero.

Kylie: Gee, how can I ever repay you? Oh-- I know! *grabs a flying vitamin drink* Here, have this nice, cold, electrolyte-filled vitamin drink!

: Why, thank you, kind citizen! I was getting very thirsty!

Vitamin drink: *growls like an angry dog*

: Oh my, it does not appear to be very happy...

V. drink: GRRROWF GROWF!!! *starts charging towards Grover*

: YAAAAAAHHHH!!! *flies away from the angry beverage* THE VITAMIN DRINKS ARE ATTACKING!!

 

[ErinAardvark]

Luckily, someone left that evil Vitamin Drink on the table, and Gaffer calls her friend, Snowball the Wonder Cat, and Snowball pushes it off the table.

 

[tutter_fan]

Me: This is by far one of the craziest and funniest threads that anyone could've come up with!!!

: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine....

:My name isn't "sun" and I'm certainly not "shine"

(or something to that extent)