MC - The Revival

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: I'll play along in your little muffin game-- I baked one of me. <3

Angie: Your face tells it all, hon. xP

Link Hogthrob:

 

[beakerboy12]

Red Fraggle: *goes up to Angie and takes muffin* Oh... thanks!

*Red eats muffin*

Angie: Red!!! That was for the muffin shield!

*thunder, lightning, ominous music*

Angie: It's even creepier the seventienth time!

Well... uh... maybe we should get ready for the parade! I've already made a the grand marshal's float! Of course Kermit will be on it!

*Miss Piggy moans negatively*

And... uh Miss Piggy, too!

Miss Piggy: You got that right, Boxerboy!

That's Beakerboy, Miss Piggy! But look we'd be glad for you to participate in the grand marshal float!

Miss Piggy: Thank you!

Link Hogthrob: Yes, Piggy you will look... grande in it!

Miss Piggy: Was that a joke about my weight?

Link Hogthrob: Uhh, uh... no Miss Piggy!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *to Link Hogthrob* Takin' Italian, Link?

Link Hogthrob: *scratches forehead* ...what...?

Miss Piggy: Vous called moi grande, maiale!

Link Hogthrob: Dear, I quite don't understand what you're talking about. Can you speak clearly, Miss Piggy...?

Miss Piggy: At least my faux french accent isn't as vague as your neglected head, pea-brain! *kicks Link in the special-boy area* HI-YA!

Link Hogthrob: Oof! x-x

Luanne: *shuffles by* Honey... are you okay... Link... ?

Link Hogthrob: *groaning...*

 

[beakerboy12]

*short pause*

Rowlf the Dog: That was intense!

Dr. Teeth: Anyway, I got some more float ideas for the parade!

Gonzo: Oooh... can Camilla have a float, she's been dying to sing her new version of Cee-Lo Green's "Forget You".

Dr. Teeth: Yeah... uh... sure... singing chickens float... I also had some ideas for celebrity guests!

Scooter: Please welcome Robert Downey Jr.!

*audience applauds*

Rizzo the Rat: *holding big remote* Hey, ya' like my new sound effects remote! It plays any and all sound effects!

Pepe the King Prawn: No, Ritzo! I don't it is cheesy, okay! Sound effects only work on cartoons and cheap sitcoms!

*Rizzo presses a button*

Audience: Boooooo!!!!!!

Pepe the King Prawn: Okay, I got to hand it to you on that one, okay! But what's the use - we've already got Statler and Waldorf, okay!

*pan back to Robert Downey Jr.*

Robert Downey Jr.: I hear we're having a parade! I thought I'd join in!

Rizzo the Rat: Well, what will you be doin!

Robert Downey Jr.: Well, I could go out as...

*transforms into Iron Man*

Robert Downey Jr. *as Iron Man*: IRON MAN!

Grover: Nope! Already taken by....

*Grover transforms into Iron Monster*

Iron Monster: IRON MONSTER!

Robert Downey Jr.: Then, I could be...

*transforms into Sherlock Holmes*

Robert Downey Jr. *with an English accent and eccentric clothes*: Sherlock Holmes!

Sherlock Hemlock: Surely, you know that I am the detective around here! Ernie even enjoys my services!

Ernie: I don't actually! You ate my peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

Sherlock Hemlock: Get over it... it was the seventies!

Robert Downey Jr.: Then what can I do?

Gonzo: You could be the conductor for my float!

Robert Downey Jr.: Which is?

Gonzo: The ultimate stunt! I'm gonna be launched out of a cannon while I play "The Impression That I Get" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones on trumpet and landing into a giant plastic turkey while simultaneously moving with the float!

Robert Downey Jr.: *short pause* I'll take it!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Luanne: *dumbfounded* Robert... Downey... Jr... ? *blink*

Link Hogthrob: *hoists up* What would be the matter, my dear?

Luanne: ...Robert... Downey... Jr... (she's a HUGE Charlie Chaplin fan.)

Link Hogthrob: Stop that. You must be ready on time, so I can groom your coat for my barbershop number with Sam, Rowlf, and Beaker. Remember, meet me on my float.

Luanne: *no longer dazed* ...pardon?

Link Hogthrob: *facepalm* I must go change now.

 

[beakerboy12]

Dr. Teeth: That reminds me... Bunsen! Bunsen! Dr. Honeydew!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Hello, Mr. Teeth!

Dr. Teeth: That's Doctor!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Dr. Teeth, aye! Are you in dentistry?

Dr. Teeth: Look, there's no time for medical jibber-jabber, do you and Beaker got the balloons ready yet?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Yes, indeedy, Dr. Teeth! We've secured enough helium to set the big towering balloons afloat!

*behind him Beaker, comedically and acciedentally, breathes in a lot of helium and his meep gets higher everytime*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: We've already blown up the Kermit balloon and Fozzie an Elmo's balloon and we've got....

*Beaker continues breathing in helium until he becomes really really plump and is flying up*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Beaker! Stop playing with that helium and get down here! Beakie!

Beaker: Mee mee mee meep meeeee!!!!!!!

*Beaker flies too high*

Dr. Teeth: I don't think he'll be coming down anytime soon!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, sure he will! Beaker's been known to release... air...

*Bunsen laughs*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, before I forget, the helium is hightly explosive! So be very careful with these!

Dr. Teeth: Highly explosive?!

*a big explosion is seen coming from the sky and Beaker falls thereafter, charred*

Dr. Teeth: I think you're gonna have to get some different helieum!

 

[Puckrox]

*sits in the corner having a staring contest with her spanish 201 textbook* ...I don't wanna do homework... *begins to wrestle her textbook* Hoooow am I losing a fight against a text book???

*Beaker falls out of the sky and lands on Puckrox*

Waaaaaaah!

Beaker: Mee Mee Meep!

 

[tutter_fan]

(Newsman enters from the right to his news desk) : THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH! Tutter_fan (AKA Nathan Diniz) is going to eventually become a local champion in a pinball league and then go on for the big pinball tournament next October! How far will he go? Will he be successful? Stay tuned and find out! (all of a sudden, a pinball machine falls on him)

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *sleeping with a Teddy Bear cuddled aganist his chest*

Angie: WAKE UUUUUP!

Link Hogthrob: *startles*

Stuffed Teddy Bear: *derp?* O.O

Angie: *tosses muffin* Morning, sweetheart--

Luanne Poochie: *carries a tray of breakfast muffins, and coffee to Link* --that was my cue, darling. *to Link* Breakfast is served. -_-

Angie: Aw. <3 Breakfast in bed to your honey ham...?

Link Hogthrob: Muffins... AGAIN?! It's like you don't know me, Lulu! D':

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

(Newsman enters from the right to his news desk) : THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH! Tutter_fan (AKA Nathan Diniz) is going to eventually become a local champion in a pinball league and then go on for the big pinball tournament next October! How far will he go? Will he be successful? Stay tuned and find out! (all of a sudden, a pinball machine falls on him)

Alright Tutter_fan! You should begin training immediately

*rools out a massive pinball machine and lots of water bottles*

Drop and give me fifty finger flicks twinkle toes!