MC - The Revival

[beakerboy12]

Wait a minute! Let's also thank other wonderful guests, Johnny Depp, ALF, Pee Wee Herman, and Weird Al Yankovic!

Johnny Depp: Couldn't forget us!

Weird Al Yankovic: Yes, we weren't just going to beat it!

Kermit the Frog Alligator: Well, I guess now it's the end of another Muppet Show! Bye!

*credits roll*

That was a great show!

Gonzo: Really great considering we didn't get too much complaining our of Statler & Waldorf!

Fozzie Bear: Thanks for taking care of them, Gonzo!

Gonzo: No thanks necessary! Those to hecklers have been mocking me too!

Johnny Depp: Well they won't be messin' with you anymore! That is with a pirate in the house! Well, a fake one!

Raquel Porkbelly: It was a great show! Y'know, I really loved the finale!

Jim Carrey: Thanks! We worked really hard on it!

Fozzie Bear: We only did one rehearsal.

Jim Carrey: But we worked hard during that rehearsal!

Raquel Porkbelly: I get the picture!

So I guess now that the show's over we can get back to the revival crazy-ness!

Weird Al Yankovic: Not quite! We still have to turn Kermit back to his regular green amphibious froggy self!

Kermit the Alligator: Correct! Right now I'm an alligator!

Well, let's try this again!

Floyd Pepper: Now, Kermit just step into the chamber!

Kermit the Alligator: Alrighty!

*Kermit enters the scientific science chamber*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Alright! Let's see... aha! Amphibian!

*Gonzo's Hobbit presses the amphibian button on the side of the chamber*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Prepare to have your frogginess return to you, Kermit!

*Gonzo's Hobbit pulls a lever, afterwards GH's hair sticks up from electricity*

It's working, GH!

*Kermit exits the chamber in frog form*

Gonzo's Hobbit: He's a frog! He's a FROG!!!!

Kermit the Frog: Thanks GH! I'm glad to be---

*Kermit then grows gigantic 10x his regular size or something like that*

Fozzie Bear: Uh-oh!

 

[rowlfy662]

: kermit i got that call from disn

: *looking down* great scooter what did they say

: tttthhhhey sssaid ahhhhhhhhhhhh *runs of*

dd anyway TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL!

newsman: here is a muppet newsflsh a new movie called attack 0f 50 foot frog is being produced what thats not a movie effect its real ahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[beakerboy12]

Look! It's just Kermit... a very large, scary, giant-footed Kermit... but Kermit! Let's just try and get him back to normal!

Jim Carrey: Beakerboy's right! And since I started this, I'll fix the frog! ...Abraca-froggie, baby!

*Kermit then shrinks to his normal size*

Kermit the Frog: Whoa! That was... something!

Red Fraggle: You were fifty feet tall!

Boober Fraggle: Maybe more!

Kermit the Frog: Yeah, I know! I could see the New Members thread from up there!

Raquel Porkbelly: That must've been something!

Kermit the Frog: It was! *beat* Let me just tell you, I'm never going into basketball!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Finally!
But I thought you said you didn't know how to change him back to normal Jim.

Jim: Hmm? Oh no, I just meant I couldn't change him back from a human or other species. Shrinking is totally different.
*twitches*
Okay, if you say so...I'm gonna go with the crazy train now

*walks off and begins to beat crazy train with a wrench*

 

[rowlfy662]

crazy harry : did you say crazy train

no that doesn't work you can inly do that that if someone says explode

crazy harry: you just did

i didn't say explode

crazy harry: you said it again *blows up crazy train*

bunsen: *walks over* back to the drawing board with the crazy train

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*Walks over to Harry with sooty face and spikey sooty hair*

(deep menacing voice)
You...

*tackles Harry*

 

[rowlfy662]

*watchs fight between gonzo's hobbit and crazy haryy*

ohh poor harry

; i didn't know harry's neck could strech that long

louis kazzager: here we are at fan vs muppet and you can tell whos winning

charlie sheen; yea me

louis kazzager: indeed *shakes head*

: poor harry from blowing bombs to broken bones still show him what you got GH

sam the eagle: this is wrong weird and irresponsible still harry deserves it

 

[beakerboy12]

Hey, it's occured to me that Harry's been in two fights on this thread in the past few days, here and that other time with Animal during the show!

Animal: Did somebody say Animal!!!

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say explode?!!!

No! None of us said... that word!

Rowlfy: What word, you mean 'explode'?

Crazy Harry: Yep! He he he!!!

*Beakerboy blows up*

Why did I blow up?

Crazy Harry: *shrugs*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Come here ya' crazy bomber!!!

*brings Crazy Harry back down to the fight*

Raquel Porkbelly: *watches fight* Hey, does anyone have a video camera?!

 

[rowlfy662]

: your in luck i have been recording all of this

statler you have video camera

: of course hey waldorf were shall put this video facetube

: no no twitbook

: no guy youbooth is the best

my oh my

: this is wonderful

:*wakes up* huh

: go back to sleep zoot

: okay *falls back asleep*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

~Animal and Crazy Harry resumes to the brawl~

Raquel Porkbelly: Hey, does anybody have a video camera?

Scooter: Uh... why, Rocky?

Link Hogthrob: *shoves Scooter from aside* Why. Certainly, my dear, Raquel. Why, Scooter, she'd be perfect for the job. Besides, I do need a teensy camera crew for my new reality show... taking place at my wonderful ornate home. Why, the world must shine by my beautiful presense. Will you join me, Raquel? Anyone? Miss Piggy? Annie Sue? *cheesy wink*

Raquel Porkbelly: *rolls eyes*

Annie Sue: What is it about, Link? *shrugs*

Animal: VI-DEE-O! VI-DEE-O! (ah, ha, ha)... *chews video camera*

Link Hogthrob: Oh no. I think I'm going to cry.

Miss Piggy: *sigh* Then, go mope about your bowling shows, stupid.

Janice: I, like, bowl for, like, organic soup. =P

Floyd Pepper: Hey, Jan. What are the sausage rolls wee, wee, weeing about, now? *chuckles*