MC - The Revival

[rowlfy662]

: hmm let me think ah yes the old throw the cannon ball to the old men trick

+: what

Okay guys you catch the cannon ball

+: no no no no

: one two threeee*falls through floor*

+: thank goodness

*gonzo's arm pops out of hole in the floor and throws the cannon ball*

waldorf: we live

statler:indeed*gets hit by cannon ball*

gonzo: *pops head through hole* thank you

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Neat! We can do more than three smilees now.

And
In your face old men!

 

[rowlfy662]

waldorf: not in my face hehehehe

rizzo: hey kermit what should i do with this pie attached to this spring

kermit the toad: throw it away

*rizzo thorws pie to stage and it springs into waldorfs face*

how to like it now

+: we surrender we surrender

 

[beakerboy12]

They surrender! Terrific! Now we won't hear any grief about the next act!

Fozzie Bear: What is it?

At the Dance!

*pan to At the Dance set*

Sam the Eagle: So, are you interested in politics?

Female Dancer: No, I don't like ticks!

Sam the Eagle: *sighs* Why was it that they picked her for my partner?!

*pan to another pair of dancers*

Link Hogthrob: Oh boy! Raquel, I have soap in my eye!

*another dancer laughs*

Raquel Porkbelly: Hey! Soap in your eyes is no lathering matter!

Link Hogthrob: Hehe, lathering!

*Raquel rolls her eyes*

Raquel Porkbelly: We need better writers!

*pan to another pair of dancers*

Janice: Hey, what did the triangle say to the circle?

Floyd Pepper: What?

Janice: You're pointless!

Floyd Pepper: ...We do need better writers!

*pan to balcony*

Statler & Waldorf: Please, please! Make it stop!

 

[rowlfy662]

watch it statler and waldorf gonzo bring them in

: *brings out box of cannon balls*

+: okay we get the message

: wow people fearing me i feel like he-man

*facepalm* oh please more like orko hehehe* gets hit with cannon ball*

louis kazzager* great shot next up is

oh no not that again

 

[LinkiePie<3]

~appaluse~

Kermit T. Frog: Thank you. Thank you. Now, may I introduce to you the ever so striking Link Hogthrob, and the lovely Miss Raquel Porkbelly in Annie Get Your Gun:

~song cue: Old Fashioned Wedding~

Raquel Porkbelly: *dressed as a Southern Belle bride*

We’ll have an old fashioned wedding
Blessed in the good old fashioned way
I’ll vow to love you forever
You’ll vow to love and honour and obey
Somewhere in some little chapel
Someday when orange blossoms bloom
We’ll have an old fashioned wedding
An simple wedding for an
Old-fashioned bride and groom


Link Hogthrob: *in a fancy tux*

I want a wedding in a big church
With bridesmaids and flower girls
A lot of ushers in tailcoats,
Reporters, and photographers
A ceremony with a bishop
who will tie the not and say
Do you agree to love and honour,
Love and honour yes, but not obey
I want a wedding that’s surrounded
By diamonds and platinum
A big reception at the Whaldorf
With Champaign and caviar
I want a wedding like the Vanderbilt’s had
Everything big not small
If I can’t have that kind of a wedding
I don’t want to be married at all.
~appaluse~

 

[beakerboy12]

That's some nice singing, guys!

*Raquel and Link enter the backstage*

Raquel Porkbelly: Thank you!

*Link walks to his dressing room*

Raquel Porkbelly: So, who's up next guys?

Well, Jim's about to do an act! But before we even put on an act, we should definetely fix what's going on over there!

*Crazy Harry is then seen wrestling Animal*

Animal: Harry! Harry! Must beat Harry!

Crazy Harry: Hee-hee-hee-hee!!!

*Crazy Harry blows Animal up*

Raquel Porkbelly: How did that happen?

I don't know!

*Clifford enters*

Clifford: Neither do I! But I can fix this, Animal! Animal! It's time to get ready for

our act!

Animal: Oh! Act! Act! Coming!

Well, that was an easy fix!

*Beakerboy goes on stage*

Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Carrey!

*Jim Carrey enters*

Jim Carrey: Thanks Beakerboy! So, who wants more comedy!

Statler & Waldorf: Boo!!!

Gonzo: You might not want to say that!

Statler & Waldorf: Yay!!!

Alright! Alright! I get the picture! You wanna see me do some more magic!

*Gonzo's Hobbit runs to the stage*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Whoa, there Mr. Carrey! But we're still trying to undo what you did to Kermit!

*A red monster then comes onstage*

Jim Carrey: Oh, hey! Is this Elmo?

Gonzo's Hobbit: No. It's Kermit!

Kermit the Monster: Yeah, it's me Jim!

Gonzo's Hobbit: See, I wouldn't really suggest you do magic!

Jim Carrey: Well, uh... what should I do?

Gonzo's Hobbit: Huh... we could sing!

Jim Carrey: .......Eh, why not!

Fozzie Bear: Sing, sing a song

Sing out loud

Sing out strong

Gonzo: Sing of good things, not bad


Big Bird: Sing of happy, not sad.

Jim Carrey: Sing, sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long


Scooter: Don't worry that it's not good enough
for anyone else to hear


Jim Just sing, sing a song.

The Count: Sing, sing a song

Ernie: Sing out loud

Bert: Sing out strong

Mr. Snufflepagus: Sing of good things, not bad

Cookie Monster: Sing of happy, not sad

LinkiePie: Sing, sing a song

Rowlfy662: Make it simple

Rowlfy and LinkiePie: To last your whole life long

Gonzo's Hobbit: Don't worry that it's not good enough
For anyone else to hear
Sing, sing a song

Jim Carrey: Everybody!

Everyone: La, la, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Jim Carrey: Sing, sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong

Fozzie Bear: Sing of good things, not bad
Sing of happy, not sad

Raquel Porkbelly: Sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long!

Beakerboy: Don't worry that it's not good enough

Jim Carrey: For anyone else to hear
Everyone: Just sing, sing a song!

*commercial break*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

~backstage~

Angie: Great number, guys! *beat* ERNIE! <3

Ernie: Yoohoo! Thank you, Angie. You did a great job-- *squeaks Rubber Duckie* What's that, Rubber Ducky?

Rubber Ducky: *D'weeeep* O.O

Ernie: I'm sorry, Rubber Ducky! You did a great job singing, too! *chuckles*

~pans to Kermit: The Goodbyes~

Kermit: Well, folks. That's it for another half hour. But before we go, let's give a big thanks to our wonderful guest star, Mr. Jim Carrey! YAAAAAY! *flails*

~Jim Carrey steps up on stage~

Jim Carrey: *wearing a cheesy smile* Why thank you, Kermit. I had a wonderful time on The Muppet Show. Thank you.

~Bean Bunny pans in~

Bean Bunny: Guess what, Mister Jimmy? Link and Raquel are getting married! Ms. Raquel told me Mister Hogthrob is going to honor you as best man.

Raquel Porkbelly: Bean! I said I was only kid--

Jim Carrey: Why. I am quite honored to--

Link Hogthrob: We're not getting married, you little runt! Leave Jim and I alone. This is man-to-boar. *shoves Bean away* *to Carrey* What is this all about? I am not getting married. I have me. I cannot resist. Like my self-image?

Jim Carrey: Uh-- that's... beautiful to hear, Link...

Link Hogthrob: Indeed. Indeed.

Bean Bunny: Okay! Okay! I just wanted to make the show more interesting!

Raquel Porkbelly: It does seem more interestin'.

Link Hogthrob: *facepalm*

Raquel Porkbelly: ...sorry... ._.

Fozzie Bear: Why! *reveals his right paw* Congratulations, Link--

Link Hogthrob: No. -.-

Fozzie Bear: Okay, okay. Sorry!

Jim Carrey: No worries, Linky. Fozzie. It's all good.

Kermit: Sheesh. -.- We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!

~The Goodbyes: Kermit, Jim C., Fozzie, Link, Raquel, Floyd, Ernie, Bert, Big Bird, Animal, Crazy Harry, and the members of the MC Revival~

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

So, did we ever actually get Kermit changed back?

*an alligator comes onstage*

Kermit the alligator: Take a wild guess.

Oh dear...

 

[rowlfy662]

: have no fear during the end credits we will try and change him

* pan to balcony*

: well what did you think

: i'm not saying anything

: why

: look behind you

*waldorf looks behind to see gonzo with cannon ball in hand*

: i loved it bravo

: encore encore

: i'am gonzo fear me old men mhuhahahaha