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MC - The Revival
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beakerboy12
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Wait! I thought the monsters were on the ship!
Gonzo's Hobbit: *holding a clipboard* No, I'm looking at the attendance sheet, we've only got Blue Frackle, Thog, The Screaming Thing, Cookie, Grover, Herry, Droop, Telly, Elmo, Zoe, Rosita, Sn--
Whoa, there GH! You don't have to run down the whole sheet!
Gonzo's Hobbit: ...Sorry...
*pan to Telly and Baby Bear*
Telly Monster: Hey, Baby Bear... do you think there'll be any scary creatures in ancient thread territory?!
Baby Bear: Well, I don't know, Telly! But pwabably not!
Telly Monster: Because if there are big, scary, furry, mean monsterous lizard creatures, they might eat us and then we will end up trapped in it's digestive system and the Muppet Central Revival will be ruined! Ruined I say, RUINED!
Baby Bear: ...Telly, has it occured to you that you weally exaggewate things sometimes?
Telly Monster: Me, exaggerate? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard!
*Robin enters*
Robin the Frog: Oh, he--
Telly Monster: Ahhhh!!!! Monsterous lizard creature!!! ...wait, it's just you, Robin...
Baby Bear: See!
*pan to Red*
Red Fraggle: This'll be real fun guys! We can pass through all of the great threads, like the Muppet Central Awards thread, the Muppet Central: The Movie thread, that thread that... I can't remember the name of...
Lew Zealand: It says here on this map, Red, that the next thread we shall encounter is "Boy, this forum is dead" thread!
Red Fraggle: Hey, that rhymed! But back to the topic itself, I think we need to go farther! That's where all the ancient threads are!
Telly Monster: Wait, will there be creepy creatures in the ancient thread territory?
Baby Bear: I thought we went over, Telly!
Red Fraggle: No, Telly Monster! But we will see the archived writing of many historic members, theprawncracker, Beauregard, Mr. Penguin, and many others!
Telly Monster: That sounds cool!
Gonzo's Hobbit: *holding a clipboard* No, I'm looking at the attendance sheet, we've only got Blue Frackle, Thog, The Screaming Thing, Cookie, Grover, Herry, Droop, Telly, Elmo, Zoe, Rosita, Sn--
Whoa, there GH! You don't have to run down the whole sheet!
Gonzo's Hobbit: ...Sorry...
*pan to Telly and Baby Bear*
Telly Monster: Hey, Baby Bear... do you think there'll be any scary creatures in ancient thread territory?!
Baby Bear: Well, I don't know, Telly! But pwabably not!
Telly Monster: Because if there are big, scary, furry, mean monsterous lizard creatures, they might eat us and then we will end up trapped in it's digestive system and the Muppet Central Revival will be ruined! Ruined I say, RUINED!
Baby Bear: ...Telly, has it occured to you that you weally exaggewate things sometimes?
Telly Monster: Me, exaggerate? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard!
*Robin enters*
Robin the Frog: Oh, he--
Telly Monster: Ahhhh!!!! Monsterous lizard creature!!! ...wait, it's just you, Robin...
Baby Bear: See!
*pan to Red*
Red Fraggle: This'll be real fun guys! We can pass through all of the great threads, like the Muppet Central Awards thread, the Muppet Central: The Movie thread, that thread that... I can't remember the name of...
Lew Zealand: It says here on this map, Red, that the next thread we shall encounter is "Boy, this forum is dead" thread!
Red Fraggle: Hey, that rhymed! But back to the topic itself, I think we need to go farther! That's where all the ancient threads are!
Telly Monster: Wait, will there be creepy creatures in the ancient thread territory?
Baby Bear: I thought we went over, Telly!
Red Fraggle: No, Telly Monster! But we will see the archived writing of many historic members, theprawncracker, Beauregard, Mr. Penguin, and many others!
Telly Monster: That sounds cool!
rowlfy662
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sweetums: well rowlfy are you ready to die
*sees old boat lying at the side*
no i expect you to be shocked before i go*throws pie in sweetums face*
sweetums: were on earth di you get that
*gets in old boat and starts rowing* hahaha i coming guys
sweetums: *stamping* no no no doglion why did you catch*see doglion with muffin in mouth*
doglion: *spits out muffin* thats why darn him and magically appearing food
sweetums: we'll meet again rowlfy662 and then i shall get you mhuhaahaha*lighting strikes*
doglion: i thought it was supposed to be sunny
sweetums: its dramatic effect
*rowing in boat* they must be really far but i shall catch up or my name isn't rowlfy662*stands up in old boat and it shakes* i better sit down an return to rowing
*sees old boat lying at the side*
no i expect you to be shocked before i go*throws pie in sweetums face*
sweetums: were on earth di you get that
*gets in old boat and starts rowing* hahaha i coming guys
sweetums: *stamping* no no no doglion why did you catch*see doglion with muffin in mouth*
doglion: *spits out muffin* thats why darn him and magically appearing food
sweetums: we'll meet again rowlfy662 and then i shall get you mhuhaahaha*lighting strikes*
doglion: i thought it was supposed to be sunny
sweetums: its dramatic effect
*rowing in boat* they must be really far but i shall catch up or my name isn't rowlfy662*stands up in old boat and it shakes* i better sit down an return to rowing
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*sees Rowlfy with spyglass*
Man overboard! Anyone have a rope?
Also, if we go to those threads can we partake in the discussion instead of advertisng this thread? No offense but last time we did something like that it kinda looked like we were spamming the threads. I feel like it would work better if we partook in the current discussion there.
Man overboard! Anyone have a rope?
Also, if we go to those threads can we partake in the discussion instead of advertisng this thread? No offense but last time we did something like that it kinda looked like we were spamming the threads. I feel like it would work better if we partook in the current discussion there.
beakerboy12
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Red Fraggle: Oh, yes! I completely understand! I actually kind of want to do that too!
Lew Zealand: Hey, Red! Can I ask you a quick question?
Red Fraggle: Of course, Lew!
Lew Zealand: How do you make this thing work!
*Lew pulls out the Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er*
Red Fraggle: Lew?! That's our Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er!
Lew Zealand: Oh, that! I think you may wanna turn it on!
Red Fraggle: Lew! It's already... *Lew presses the big button that turns it off and stops the boat from levitating* ...on...
Lew Zealand: So, why didn't you just say so?!
*the boat then falls into the quarry that was featured earlier in the thread*
Red Fraggle: Wait?! Where are we?
Gonzo's Hobbit: We're in the quarry that was featured earlier in the thread!
Red Fraggle: Oh, yeah... next time I'll read the stuff in between the astericks!
Telly Monster: What are we gonna do?!!!
Baby Bear: Look, calm down, Telly, evewything's gonna be alwight!
Telly Monster: No! No, it's not! We're going to be sucked down further into the deep dark quarry where we're gonna get eaten by fierce monsterous monstery creature that---
Baby Bear: Telly! Telly! Calm down! There's no big fierce monsterous monstery creature below us!
*a deep voice is heard*
Deep Voice: Ludo begs to differ...
Gonzo's Hobbit: Is that who I think it is?
Deep Voice: It's me, Ludo!
Gonzo's Hobbit: Asked and answered!
Lew Zealand: Are you talking about Ludo from Labyrinth?
Gonzo's Hobbit: Yes-sir-ee!
Telly Monster: Oh, it's just Ludo! He won't eat us!
Ludo: Ludo not a heavy eater!
Red Fraggle: Maybe Ludo can help us get back up and moving!
Ludo: Ludo like helping!
LinkiePie: Yeah, he can press the button from down there!
Baby Bear: Wait, why couldn't someone up here do it? Lew turned it off while he was on the boat!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Let me explain, the Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er has to be turned on below the object that you want to levitate. After it's been turned on, it cannot be undone unless you press the big button again. And when turning it off you can do it anywhere. Do you get the picture?
Baby Bear: Yeah, I guess!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Good! But back to the subject at hand, Ludo could very well be able to help us!
Ludo: Ludo wanna help!
Other Voice: Maybe I could help too... with whatever you're doing...
Telly Monster: Who's that?!
Other Voice: It's me, Hoggle!
Red Fraggle: Oh! Hoggle, maybe you and Ludo could do us on the S.S. Mollete a little favor! All you two need to do is press the big orange button on this machine!
*Red throws the Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er to Hoggle who catches it*
Hoggle: No way! Is this the Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er?!
Ludo: Ludo like!
Red Fraggle: Yes it is! But can you just help us here!
Hoggle: Alright!
*Hoggle and Ludo press the button; the boat then flies*
Hoggle: The boat is flying!
Red Fraggle: Hey, would you like to join us!
Ludo & Hoggle: Of course!
Hoggle: But could we bring some friends with us?
Red Fraggle: Which ones?
*Hoggle then puts up a ladder and Labryinth characters, Ludo, Hoggle, Sir Didymus, the Fireys, Ambrosius, The Worm, and the Junk Lady, climb up it and then they climb aboard the S.S. Mollete*
Red Fraggle: Ah, those... Why not?!
Lew Zealand: Hey, Red! Can I ask you a quick question?
Red Fraggle: Of course, Lew!
Lew Zealand: How do you make this thing work!
*Lew pulls out the Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er*
Red Fraggle: Lew?! That's our Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er!
Lew Zealand: Oh, that! I think you may wanna turn it on!
Red Fraggle: Lew! It's already... *Lew presses the big button that turns it off and stops the boat from levitating* ...on...
Lew Zealand: So, why didn't you just say so?!
*the boat then falls into the quarry that was featured earlier in the thread*
Red Fraggle: Wait?! Where are we?
Gonzo's Hobbit: We're in the quarry that was featured earlier in the thread!
Red Fraggle: Oh, yeah... next time I'll read the stuff in between the astericks!
Telly Monster: What are we gonna do?!!!
Baby Bear: Look, calm down, Telly, evewything's gonna be alwight!
Telly Monster: No! No, it's not! We're going to be sucked down further into the deep dark quarry where we're gonna get eaten by fierce monsterous monstery creature that---
Baby Bear: Telly! Telly! Calm down! There's no big fierce monsterous monstery creature below us!
*a deep voice is heard*
Deep Voice: Ludo begs to differ...
Gonzo's Hobbit: Is that who I think it is?
Deep Voice: It's me, Ludo!
Gonzo's Hobbit: Asked and answered!
Lew Zealand: Are you talking about Ludo from Labyrinth?
Gonzo's Hobbit: Yes-sir-ee!
Telly Monster: Oh, it's just Ludo! He won't eat us!
Ludo: Ludo not a heavy eater!
Red Fraggle: Maybe Ludo can help us get back up and moving!
Ludo: Ludo like helping!
LinkiePie: Yeah, he can press the button from down there!
Baby Bear: Wait, why couldn't someone up here do it? Lew turned it off while he was on the boat!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Let me explain, the Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er has to be turned on below the object that you want to levitate. After it's been turned on, it cannot be undone unless you press the big button again. And when turning it off you can do it anywhere. Do you get the picture?
Baby Bear: Yeah, I guess!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Good! But back to the subject at hand, Ludo could very well be able to help us!
Ludo: Ludo wanna help!
Other Voice: Maybe I could help too... with whatever you're doing...
Telly Monster: Who's that?!
Other Voice: It's me, Hoggle!
Red Fraggle: Oh! Hoggle, maybe you and Ludo could do us on the S.S. Mollete a little favor! All you two need to do is press the big orange button on this machine!
*Red throws the Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er to Hoggle who catches it*
Hoggle: No way! Is this the Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er?!
Ludo: Ludo like!
Red Fraggle: Yes it is! But can you just help us here!
Hoggle: Alright!
*Hoggle and Ludo press the button; the boat then flies*
Hoggle: The boat is flying!
Red Fraggle: Hey, would you like to join us!
Ludo & Hoggle: Of course!
Hoggle: But could we bring some friends with us?
Red Fraggle: Which ones?
*Hoggle then puts up a ladder and Labryinth characters, Ludo, Hoggle, Sir Didymus, the Fireys, Ambrosius, The Worm, and the Junk Lady, climb up it and then they climb aboard the S.S. Mollete*
Red Fraggle: Ah, those... Why not?!
rowlfy662
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*see boat bouncing out of quarry*
thank goodness i can*dramatic music plays*
oh please don't you dare
land squid: i'am the land squid*looks to camera* go with it
what do you want
land squid: your boat with legs
no
*land squid grabs end of boat*
oh no you don't let go right now
*see boat in distance*
DARN YOU LAND SQUID!
land squid: you will never catch up to that boat now
oh really*throws pie at land squid face*
land squid: curse you
now to catch you hmm lets crank up the speed to 1 thousand and now i shall catch up see ya land squid*boat goes to catch up*
*see boat ahead*
yes i've *falls into quarry* is everything bad happining to me sweetums
landsquids and now i'm down a quarry hole could it get any worse*starts to rain* looks like it*screams*
thank goodness i can*dramatic music plays*
oh please don't you dare
land squid: i'am the land squid*looks to camera* go with it
what do you want
land squid: your boat with legs
no
*land squid grabs end of boat*
oh no you don't let go right now
*see boat in distance*
DARN YOU LAND SQUID!
land squid: you will never catch up to that boat now
oh really*throws pie at land squid face*
land squid: curse you
now to catch you hmm lets crank up the speed to 1 thousand and now i shall catch up see ya land squid*boat goes to catch up*
*see boat ahead*
yes i've *falls into quarry* is everything bad happining to me sweetums
landsquids and now i'm down a quarry hole could it get any worse*starts to rain* looks like it*screams*
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Dr. Strangepork: *twitches an eyebrow* Vwhat are vyou jungs doing now? Vyou can't do vhat.
Link Hogthrob: Oh, yes we can.
Angie: Uh huh... *nods*
Dr. Strangepork: *facepalm* Very vwell, then. *sigh* Vwould anyone like to go out for eis?
Angie: ...eis...???
Dr. Strangepork: Ice cream, lassie. -.-
Angie: Yay! 8D
Raquel Porkbelly: Sounds like a treat, Strangepork.
Link Hogthrob: But I want to play pirates! My stomach is emotionally upset.
Andy and Randy: Us, too! *sobs*
Annie Sue: Aw, Link. You poor thing. *nurses Link until he gets better*
Link Hogthrob: I know. I know.
Link Hogthrob: Oh, yes we can.
Angie: Uh huh... *nods*
Dr. Strangepork: *facepalm* Very vwell, then. *sigh* Vwould anyone like to go out for eis?
Angie: ...eis...???
Dr. Strangepork: Ice cream, lassie. -.-
Angie: Yay! 8D
Raquel Porkbelly: Sounds like a treat, Strangepork.
Link Hogthrob: But I want to play pirates! My stomach is emotionally upset.
Andy and Randy: Us, too! *sobs*
Annie Sue: Aw, Link. You poor thing. *nurses Link until he gets better*
Link Hogthrob: I know. I know.
beakerboy12
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*pan to the S.S. Mollete*
Hoggle: Things seem to be going bad for Rowlfy!
Gonzo's Hobbit: It's sad... maybe I can take care of that!
*Gonzo's Hobbit grabs a phone and calls someone*
*camera follows Hoggle who walks away from GH*
Hoggle: So, this is a nice ship you got here... Although, there is that gigantic hole at the front of the ship...
Red Fraggle: Yeah... this was the only ship we could really afford!
Fozzie Bear: We spent all our money on that big explosion at the end of our new trailer!
Gonzo's Hobbit: *still on the phone; whispers* No spoilers!
Fozzie Bear: Sorry...
Hoggle: So where're you guys all headed? The Egyptian pyramids, the Amazon rainforest, the Fountain of Youth?
Johnny Depp: We actually can't do the Fountain of Youth, my character already did that!
Hoggle: Johnny Depp?!
Johnny Depp: In the flesh, I was a guest on the Muppet Show a few posts ago along with Jim Carrey!
Hoggle: Cool!
Johnny Depp: Yes, it is. Now let's get back to the conversation, we're headed to ancient thread territory!
Hoggle: Oh, yeah! I almost forgot we're on a forum!
Red Fraggle: Yes! We're going back to the nice, cool territory where veteran members have written posts!
Hoggle: No way!
Red Fraggle: Yes way!
Hoggle: I'm beginning to feel like this is gonna be a fun day!
*pan to Telly and Baby Bear*
Baby Bear: Look, Telly! We gotta stop youw gigantic feaw of... evewything!
Oscar the Grouch: It'd be easier to teach a monkey karate than get rid of Telly's worrywort additude!
Telly Monster: Hey!
Baby Bear: Look... Telly... you'we my best fwiend but ya' gotta lay back! There aren't any giant scary creatures or anything you need to worry about!
Oscar the Grouch: *looks back near the quarry* Hey, look! A land squid!
Telly Monster: Ahhhh!!!! A land squid!!!! Run for your lives! It's a squid on land!!!!
Baby Bear: *while Telly screams* This is gonna be harder than I thought....
Hoggle: Things seem to be going bad for Rowlfy!
Gonzo's Hobbit: It's sad... maybe I can take care of that!
*Gonzo's Hobbit grabs a phone and calls someone*
*camera follows Hoggle who walks away from GH*
Hoggle: So, this is a nice ship you got here... Although, there is that gigantic hole at the front of the ship...
Red Fraggle: Yeah... this was the only ship we could really afford!
Fozzie Bear: We spent all our money on that big explosion at the end of our new trailer!
Gonzo's Hobbit: *still on the phone; whispers* No spoilers!
Fozzie Bear: Sorry...
Hoggle: So where're you guys all headed? The Egyptian pyramids, the Amazon rainforest, the Fountain of Youth?
Johnny Depp: We actually can't do the Fountain of Youth, my character already did that!
Hoggle: Johnny Depp?!
Johnny Depp: In the flesh, I was a guest on the Muppet Show a few posts ago along with Jim Carrey!
Hoggle: Cool!
Johnny Depp: Yes, it is. Now let's get back to the conversation, we're headed to ancient thread territory!
Hoggle: Oh, yeah! I almost forgot we're on a forum!
Red Fraggle: Yes! We're going back to the nice, cool territory where veteran members have written posts!
Hoggle: No way!
Red Fraggle: Yes way!
Hoggle: I'm beginning to feel like this is gonna be a fun day!
*pan to Telly and Baby Bear*
Baby Bear: Look, Telly! We gotta stop youw gigantic feaw of... evewything!
Oscar the Grouch: It'd be easier to teach a monkey karate than get rid of Telly's worrywort additude!
Telly Monster: Hey!
Baby Bear: Look... Telly... you'we my best fwiend but ya' gotta lay back! There aren't any giant scary creatures or anything you need to worry about!
Oscar the Grouch: *looks back near the quarry* Hey, look! A land squid!
Telly Monster: Ahhhh!!!! A land squid!!!! Run for your lives! It's a squid on land!!!!
Baby Bear: *while Telly screams* This is gonna be harder than I thought....
rowlfy662
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*in quarry*
thank goodness i brought this hammer to fix my boat its beat up after
*see's land squid jump over the quarry*
hmm odd *returns to hammering and hits finger* every cliche in the book is happening to me*gets hit with book* even the book
*nears screams*
that sounds like telly hmm odd land squid and telly screaming that can only mean bad
thank goodness i brought this hammer to fix my boat its beat up after
*see's land squid jump over the quarry*
hmm odd *returns to hammering and hits finger* every cliche in the book is happening to me*gets hit with book* even the book
*nears screams*
that sounds like telly hmm odd land squid and telly screaming that can only mean bad
beakerboy12
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*a magical leprechaun appears to Rowlfy*
Rowlfy662: Well, that's some way to begin a post!
Leprechaun: Hi, there! I'm Leo the Leprechaun!
Rowlfy662: And why are you here?
Leo the Leprechaun: Gonzo's Hobbit sent me in order to bring you back the S.S. Mollete!
Rowlfy662: Well, great! But first we gotta get out of this quarry!
Leo the Leprechaun: Leave that to me!
*Leo and Rowlfy then fly out of the quarry*
Rowlfy662: This is fun! But how are we going to avoid the land squid?
Leo the Leprechaun: I haven't got a clue!
*pan to the S.S. Mollete*
Gonzo's Hobbit: Captain Red, we're at the Happy Birthday, DanDanStrawberry thread!
Red Fraggle: Isn't he that weird aunt, uh... uncle... whatever from that Muppet Central Network sitcom "The Moppet Family"?
Gonzo's Hobbit: How do you know all this stuff?!
Red Fraggle: I do my research!
Hoggle: Look! There's some really old writing from... Colbynfriends... JaniceFerSure.... BazookaBeak... and more!
Red Fraggle: It's good! But I think we should go farther!
Gonzo's Hobbit: If it's far you want, then far is what you'll get! Helmsman Newsman, go farther!
The Newsman: Alrighty, First Mate Gonzo's Hobbit! By the way, this is a Muppet Newsflash! Captain Red Fraggle has just announced that the S. S. Mollete will continue past the birthday thread and onto more ancienter territory!
Crazy Harry: Did somebody say explode?!
The Newsman: No! Now go!
Crazy Harry: Ah, I'm blow it up anyway!
*Newsman blows up*
The Newsman: That's all for today's Muppet Newsflash... see ya' tomorrow...
Rowlfy662: Well, that's some way to begin a post!
Leprechaun: Hi, there! I'm Leo the Leprechaun!
Rowlfy662: And why are you here?
Leo the Leprechaun: Gonzo's Hobbit sent me in order to bring you back the S.S. Mollete!
Rowlfy662: Well, great! But first we gotta get out of this quarry!
Leo the Leprechaun: Leave that to me!
*Leo and Rowlfy then fly out of the quarry*
Rowlfy662: This is fun! But how are we going to avoid the land squid?
Leo the Leprechaun: I haven't got a clue!
*pan to the S.S. Mollete*
Gonzo's Hobbit: Captain Red, we're at the Happy Birthday, DanDanStrawberry thread!
Red Fraggle: Isn't he that weird aunt, uh... uncle... whatever from that Muppet Central Network sitcom "The Moppet Family"?
Gonzo's Hobbit: How do you know all this stuff?!
Red Fraggle: I do my research!
Hoggle: Look! There's some really old writing from... Colbynfriends... JaniceFerSure.... BazookaBeak... and more!
Red Fraggle: It's good! But I think we should go farther!
Gonzo's Hobbit: If it's far you want, then far is what you'll get! Helmsman Newsman, go farther!
The Newsman: Alrighty, First Mate Gonzo's Hobbit! By the way, this is a Muppet Newsflash! Captain Red Fraggle has just announced that the S. S. Mollete will continue past the birthday thread and onto more ancienter territory!
Crazy Harry: Did somebody say explode?!
The Newsman: No! Now go!
Crazy Harry: Ah, I'm blow it up anyway!
*Newsman blows up*
The Newsman: That's all for today's Muppet Newsflash... see ya' tomorrow...