MC - The Revival

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Careful! Don't eat Kermit.

We've finished it

That was fast

Scanning for Frog conciousness

Meep meep meep meemeep

Bunsen: There it is Beaker, that sandwich in the back corner.

 

[rowlfy662]

Thank goodness we've found Kermit

Floyd: hmm where's animal

Oh no quick beaker

Animal: PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH!

Newsman: Kermit has been found -peanut butter sandwich goes by- hmm anyway -animal jumps on table-

Animal: EAT PEANUT BUTTER!


Newsman: woah -falls of chair-

Quick beaker

Dr teeth: down animal have you got it

Bunsen: yes we have got mr Kermit back

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: Let's do the Hand Jive!

Link Hogthrob: Lets not.

Angie: Born ta Hand Jive, Baby...

Dr. Strangepork: Letsh not. -.-

Angie: Born ta Hand Jive, uah? O.O *drags Strangepork to dance the Electric Side* XP

Dr. Strangepork: ... at least I'm feeling my age.

Angie: King Arthur? O.O

Dr. Strangepork: ...

 

[rowlfy662]

*walks into mc revival*

ah *breaths* its been so long

: yes

: did we turn kermit back into a frog

: sadly no intsead of turning into a frog with our machine he turned into

turned into what

: a t-rex

BUNSEN!

*cheesy 80s music plays*

: another buck made of that*walks of*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Dr. Strangepork: You jungs deed vwhat to Kermit?! *beat* Ja say a T-Rex? Oh boy... *shakes head in disbelief* -.-

Link Hogthrob: I think dinosaurs are macho. Rawr? O.O

Annie Sue: Link! Strangepork! Is Kermit okay? What happened? Where's-- *glances over shoulder at the T-Rex* EEP! What is... uh-? *faints* X_X

Dr. Strangepork: Mouth-to-Mouth resuscitation vwould do the trick, Link... Link?

Link Hogthrob:*marvels at the dino* Dinosaurs are macho. O.O Can we keep him?

Dr. Strangepork: *facepalm* Vwould schombody perform CPR vwhile I check the control panel?

Andy Pig: --*beat* You mean the breathing thing, Mister Einstein?

Randy Pig: We'll do it!

Dr. Strangepork: Just meine luck. -.-

 

[rowlfy662]

Link you won't think t-Rex is macho if he eats you

Gonzo:-walks in- wow kermits a t- Rex I wish I was one

Piggy do you wish you were a dino

Piggy: to be close to kermie yes but I don't know any

Piggy you be a big dinosaur

Piggy: what

You would be a big

Piggy: hiiyaaa

-karate chops me and I go flying-

Pepe: make a wish hehehe

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Hey, look on the bright side, at least we don't run the risk of accidently eating him now.

Kermit (in high pitched stressed out voice): Will somebody just change me back into a frog already?

Okay, let's try this.
*Takes sample of dinosaur Kermit's DNA. Then take's Kermit's old toothbrush with his frog DNA. Through a series of incredibly complex DNA tests and experiments using a mass spectrometer, DNA scanner and centrifuge, creates a serum that will isolate the dinosaur DNA and revert it back to frog DNA. Injetcts it into Kermit.*

There, did that work?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *tosses a bouncy ball against the wall* Meh.

Link Hogthrob: What's the matter, my child?

Angie: *tosses ball toward Link's snout* XP

Link Hogthrob: Thanks. -.-

Angie: HEE! XP

Dr. Strangepork: Play nice, you two. :3

Angie: *heads to her bedroom*

Baby Alistair Link: *pokes Link; seeking for playtime*...uah? O.O

Link Hogthrob: Sleepy time for you, Al. *checks watch* It's getting late.

Baby Alistair Link: Eeah. ;o;

 

[beakerboy12]

Wait... Kermit is a Tyrannasaurus Rex?!

Pepe the King Prawn: Si, unfortunately!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Actually, no! Kermit isn't a dinosaur anymore! He's a...

*Kermit steps out of science chamber*

Gonzo's Hobbit: A-- bear?

Fozzie Bear: Whoa, whoa! Did I hear what I thought I heard?! Kermit's a bear! That means we're the same species!

Kermit the Bear: Fozzie! I need to be a frog! I just have to, it's how it's supposed to be!

Fozzie Bear: Well, alright!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Let's try again!

*Kermit enters the chamber and exits seconds later*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Oh yes! Kermit's a frog! Whoopee!!!

Kermit the Toad: Hold on there a second! I'm not a frog! I'm a toad!

Well, at least you're an amphibian! Go introduce another act!

Kermit the Toad: Hello, everybody! It's time for another act, this time with our own funny man, Fozzie Bear!!!

Fozzie Bear: Hello! Wocka wocka!

Jim Carrey: *from offstage* Remember what I said earlier!

Fozzie Bear: *whispers* Gotcha! *in regular voice* So! Hi-ya! Ya' heard the one about the elephant who went to Peru?!

Statler: Why don't you just leave and save all of our tomatoes for the finale!

Fozzie Bear: Look! I came here to entertain and that's what I'm gonna do!

Waldorf: You sure, we haven't even laughed once!

Fozzie Bear: Let me just do my act! So, people! There was this elephant who went to Peru and he did this...

*Statler and Waldorf are then seen snoring and laying on thier pillows*

Fozzie Bear: Seriously?! ...Let me try something else, what do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant together?... Eliphino!

*Seymour and Pepe walk on stage*

Pepe the King Prawn: Hey! That you stole our joke, h'okay!

Statler: Hey, Waldorf! Get up! I think the shrimp and the bear are gonna fight!

Waldorf: Oh! I hope the bear loses!

Pepe the King Prawn: Just for your information, I am a king prawn, h'okay!

*Kermit enters*

Kermit the Toad: I think that's all for Fozzie... and Pepe and Seymour! We'll be back after this commercial break... and after Pepe stops fighting... Sheesh!

*commercial break*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Okay, first off, how in the world did Kermit get changed into a bear? That's not even the smae classification as a T-rex OR a frog?

Second, hey at least we're close.

Third, we must avenge Fozzie's honor. Gonzo, got any acts that would send something flying into the balcony?