MC - The Revival

[beakerboy12]

Wait, how is it that Zoot falls asleep when something fun's happening!

Floyd Pepper: I really don't know!

Dr. Teeth: Y'know, he was a sleep for a whole week!

Janice: Well, just the weekdays, not the weekend! Y'know, like, all week but Saturday and Sunday!

Clifford: We get it, Janice!

*Link enters*

Link Hogthrob: Hey, guys!

Hey, Link! What's up?

Link Hogthrob: Animal at my--
Yeah, yeah! Look at this!

*Link looks at the fight*

Link Hogthrob: Whoa! *pause* Whoa! I didn't know legs could bend that way... That is freaky!

*Johnny Depp enters*

Johnny Depp: What's all the hubabub about?

*Johnny looks at fight*

Johnny Depp: Great leaping Richard Hunts! That's some fighting! *pause* How does the leg bend that way?!

Link, Beakerboy, Clifford, Janice, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper: We haven't got a clue!

 

[rowlfy662]

: oh funny floyd can i use that

bobo: no fozzie i saw that joke first

*fozzie and bobo fight*

shadowed figure: stop!

: your your

figure; yes i'am

: ulysees oh i remember from when i was a cub

figure: no i'am actually chuck norris

: wow from famous actors to a celeb who has become an internet meme still is that fight still going on

yes pepe

: get the popcorn this is a wild show

: okay ritzo

:*mutters* its rizzo

: what was that ritzo

: oh nothing

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*hog ties Harry and hangs him upside down with a sign that reads...
...irresponsible pyros, ye be warn...
straightens shirt*

Ahem...
...hey Bunsen, you wanna go rebuild the crazy train?

:uh...sure?

 

[beakerboy12]

Rizzo the Rat: What is this? How can the leg bend---

Pepe the King Prawn: No one really knows!

*pan to fight*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Harry!!!!

*just then a giant pirate ship enters with Lew Zealand and Red Fraggle in it*

Red Fraggle: MUFFIN HO!!!

*Gonzo's Hobbit and Crazy Harry get up and look at the ship*

Lew Zealand: Hehehe! It's time to muffin fight!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Oh, it's the ol' muffin ship!

Rizzo the Rat: Wait a second!

Link Hogthrob: The fight's over?!!

Red Fraggle: I thought we need to bring back some of the old gems of the Revival!

Lew Zealand: It was either this or the vitamin drinks!

Beauregard (the member): Vitamin drinks?!! Come to Papa Moppet!!!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Cool!
*jumps aboard ship with Red*

Can we don Pirate gear?

Of course we can!

*Red and me put on eye patches and fancy hats*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Annie Sue and Raquel Porkbelly: *grimaces at the bent leg* X.x

Link Hogthrob: Great fight, huh ladies? We must celebrate!

~after the brawl is over; Angie wanders in~

Angie: Hey, everybody! Like, Bean, what rumor are you spreading, now? You know that's not nice.

Bean Bunny: What rumor? I have nothing to share today. *blinks at the aftermath* That's scary. I'm scared.

Sal Minella: Heh. What a baby. C'mon, Angie. Wanna go out for a vitamin drink?

Angie: Sure, Sal. =3

Link Hogthrob: Great. Anybody want to tag along with the ever so handsome, Link Hogthrob, tonight? I must say it would be a date. A night to remember. Ladies? *wiggles eyebrows*

Angie: *concerned* Is Harry okay, guys? He looks kinda hurt.

Sal Minella: Huh? What'd I miss?

Angie: Nevermind.

Animal: RUE-MOR! RUE-MOR! TELL! NOW!

Link Hogthrob: That's it. *maturely sulks away* I guess vitamin water would ligthen up my sorrows. I must stay fit. I must love myself.

Animal: *beat* ... Harry hurt? *cocks head* SAW-REE!

 

[rowlfy662]

: harry are you okay

:*spits out tooth* oh i'm fine

; oh okay i was going to cut you down but oh well *walks off*

: please heeeeeelp

PINTA

: oh no

*animal hits harry with baseball*

 

[beakerboy12]

*various Muppets, humans, human guest stars walk aboard the S.S. Mollete*

Johnny Depp: This is quite my style!

The Count: That is vwone, two, three! Three teeth on the ground! Wait, huh?

Crazy Harry: Oh great! You found 'em!

The Count: Eww...

Annie Sue Pig: *continuing a conversation from earlier* ...So the monkey said to the doctor, "Your toast!"

*Annie Sue laughs at the pointless punchline*

Raquel Porkbelly: *looks at the camera* We SO need better writers!

*pan to ship*

Red Fraggle: Thank you for coming here to the S.S. Mollete!

*Blue Frackle raises his hand*

Blue Frackle: Uh... why is the ship's name Mollete?

Red Fraggle: Oh, silly Frackle! It's Spanish for muffin!

*Rowlf raises his hand*

Rowlf the Dog: Uh... why is there a giant hole at the front of the ship?

Red Fraggle: ...This was the only ship we could afford...

Gonzo's Hobbit: So continue Captain Rojo!

Red Fraggle: Gladly, GH! I have recruited you all for a special task... finding the mysterious ancient thread!

Gobo Fraggle: What's it called?!

Red Fraggle: We haven't exactly decided on an ancient thread yet... but we don't have to! We can just find one while we sail the seven seas!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Uh, Red... We're on a forum where there's no water...

Red Fraggle: Oh, yeah! I forgot about that... Hey! We could use that new invention from Muppet Labs!

*fade into commercial*

Bunsen Honeydew: Have you ever tried to ride a boat without water, have you ever tried to swim on land! Well now you can do either one of those pointless but fun things with Muppet Labs' new creation, the Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er! Watch as I lift my assistant Beaker into thin air!

Beaker: Mee mee! Mee!!!

Bunsen Honeydew: Relax Beaker, it won't hurt a bit! *to camera* Watch!

*Bunsen presses a button that lifts the scared assistant into air that is thin*

Beaker: Mee mee! Mee Mee!

Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, c'mon Beakie! It's fine!

Beaker: Mee mee mee!

Bunsen Honeydew: Alright! I'll bring you down gently!

*Bunsen presses the same button, it's effects make poor Beaker fall flat on his cylinder-like head*

Bunsen Honeydew: See, it's safe!

Announcer: The Muppet Labs Boat/Body/Anything Lifter-Up-er! Buy it now at your local fictional store!

*fade out*

Gonzo's Hobbit: That could work!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Interesting invention. So, what we just do this...

*presses button and the S.S. Mollete rises from the ground*

Awesomeness!

 

[beakerboy12]

Total awesomeness!

Raquel Porkbelly: So, where are we heading to Red?!

Gonzo: The Puppetry section?

Big Bird: The Games sections?

Cookie Monster: The Ritz Cracker Factory?

*everyone looks at Cookie*

Cookie Monster: Hey! Me have a life outside of cookies!

Red Fraggle: Actually, I thought we'd set sail right here in the Friends & Family section!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Cool! So, who's got what job?

Red Fraggle: Well, I'll be captain. You, GH, can be the first mate! And the rest can be the additional crew! You know, the people who bring up the sails, row the rows, swab the poop deck.

Beauregard: *sadly* Yeah, I know I'm going to do that last one...

Fozzie Bear: Oooh! What am I going to do?

Red Fraggle: Uh... you can be the, uh... the jester to the crew!

Statler: Hey, Waldorf! Did you hear that?! The bear's gonna get paid for making a fool out of himself!

Waldorf: Didn't he do that already?!

Statler: Kind of, but this time he's on a boat!