MC - The Revival

[rowlfy662]

*lands 0n S.S Mollete*

thanks leo

leo:don't mention it

rowlf:ah rowlfy you have arrived

indeed rowlf

sam:*donning pirate* a pirates life for me

*everyone looks at sam*

sam:i mean pirates are weird and treasure stealers hahaha*sigh*

who knew sam liked pirates anyway what shall i do

 

[beakerboy12]

Rowlfy, you can be the helmsman now that the Newsman is... charred...

Red Fraggle: Lew! Tell me, where are we know!

Lew Zealand: We're in between the "I had the strangest dream... and you were in it, and you, too!" thread and the "Explain your signiture" thread!

Red Fraggle: Great!

Hoggle: Which one should we go to?

Red Fraggle: We do it the fair and correct way... Enee-meenie-miney-mo! Catch the tiger by it's toe! If he hollers let him go! My friend's Uncle Matt told me to pick the very best one and you.... are..... IT!!! It's settled we're going to the "Explain your signature" thread!

Rowlfy662: Good! But fast, let's avoid that land squid!

*time lapse fade to entering the thread*

Gonzo's Hobbit: So this is an ancient thread!

Polly Lobster: It's different than I expected!

Ludo: Ludo like thread!

Red Fraggle: Look at all this ancient writing!

Gonzo's Hobbit: There's only two posts, Red!

Raquel Porkbelly: And one of them's a link to another thread! That means we're on the wrong thread!

Link Hogthrob: Well, then I guess we can go back home now right?

Telly Monster: Yeah! I, uh, think the crazy train might be fixed by now!

Annie Sue: Are you two afraid?

*Link and Telly nod there heads; Link sticks his thumb in his mouth*

Red Fraggle: Link, Telly! There's nothing to be afraid of!

Baby Bear: That's what I've been saying!

Raquel Porkbelly: *still examining the link* Maybe if we press it we--

*Raquel falls on the link which then transports Raquel, Red, Link, Telly, Beakerboy, Gonzo's Hobbit, LinkiePie, Rowlfy, Leo, Ludo, Baby Bear, Annie Sue, Polly, and Hoggle to a place surrounded by blue wind and envelopes flying through the air*

Link Hogthrob: Wh-wha-wha-wha-where are we?!

Raquel Porkbelly: We're in the internet!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Weren't we there before?

Raquel Porkbelly: No! This is where things get sent through the internet like emails! We're being sent to the link!

Baby Bear: This is cool!

Telly Monster: No! We could be kidnapped by a hacker! Or sent to dangerous website! Or even worse... get forced to buy expensive lotion from eBay!!! I don't wanna buy lotion, Baby Bear!!! I don't wanna!!!!

Baby Bear: Telly, we're safe! We're just being taken to another thread!

*the group of 14 is then transported to the other thread*

 

[rowlfy662]

what thread are we in

link: i don't know but i don't want to know

there's nothing to be afraid of link were still on muppet central

telly:*shaking* this is scary

have no fear telly there is a sign which tells us where we are

*telly grabs me by shirt*

telly: THEN WERE ARE WE

were wait weres the sign

telly: NOOOOOOO

 

[beakerboy12]

Telly! It's just the "Your signature-explain yourselves" thread! Where, as the name suggests, you explain your signature!

Telly Monster: Well, that doesn't sound scary!

Red Fraggle: Now, these are some ancient writings!

*Vic Romano pops up from out of the blue*

Vic Romano: You bet your orange pigtails it is!

Red Fraggle: Whoa! Who are you!

Gonzo's Hobbit: That's Vic Romano, the fan artist who does Weekly Visuals!

Raquel Porkbelly: And is a frequent contributor to the Muppet Mindset!

Red Fraggle: Oh! Now I remember!

Vic Romano: Yep! This is the thread where we explain our signatures! Mine currently promotes my Weekly Visuals' Facebook page!

Red Fraggle: Sounds cool!

 

[rowlfy662]

link:did you say signatures*gets pen and paper and writes signature8 is this what you meant

no link thats not what

link: who wants one $100 per signature there rare you know

telly: rare you just wrote one

link: do you know how much these sell on ebay

polly lobster: what the same amount as your action figure hehehe

link: shut up my figure is great at least i was not a pack-in

polly lobster: least my figure is rare

*shounting breaks out between polly and link*

lets leave them for a while

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

I am so completely lost!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: Does anybody know my Birthday is next Friday?

Dr. Strangepork: *nods* Ja.

Raquel Porkbelly: ...and mine is next Saturday. June 11th.

Angie: Wow. You guys must have a strong chemistry.

Link Hogthrob: I wouldn't say that, my child.

Johnny Fiama: Y'know, my Birthday is next Friday too, pig. Would ya guys like ta tag along ta the Johnny Fiama Pasta Playhouse, next weekend? Would it be... a date? We have table for two, sweetheart. *puts an arm around Rocky* ;3

Raquel Porkbelly: Sounds... great! *returns an awkward grin* Heh.

Sal Minella: MARK YOUR CALENDARS, EVERYONE! JOHNNY FIAMA IS CEEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY NEXT FRIDAY! COME TO JOHNNY FIAMA'S PASTA PLAYHOUSE, OR YOU'LL PAY!

Link Hogthrob: We'll see, Fiama. You know we have my Birthday, too. That what makes me so speical. Mhm. <3

Raquel Porkbelly: Y'boys have a Birthday first, anyway. I say, whatever sounds good.

Dr Strangepork: Any more Juni boomers? XP

Link Hogthrob: Me is enough.

Miss Piggy: >.> *ego slaps Link up side the head* Moi! Junie 14th! Marque votre calendriers, mon amours.

Link Hogthrob: Amour...? Sounds good to me, my dear. <3

Miss Piggy: ...

 

[rowlfy662]

gonzo: pasta playhouses, birthdays were on a boat going through threads on a website i'am never eating cold pizza and stale soda before going to sleep

don't worry gonzo were all lost at the moment

rowlf: yea animal ate the map how are we going to get back home to the revival

animal:sorry

*eats muffin* wait we can't get back oh great

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Maybe I can just chalk all this up to being a weird dream or a hallucination from being out in the sun all day.

Gonzo: Nah I'm pretty sure it's real.

Guhh!
Okay then I'll just pick up from here, that should work right?

Rizzo: Good luck with that.

I'm actually starting to get use to the new forum layout

 

[beakerboy12]

Wow! I've missed a bit!

Red Fraggle: Hey, do you guys wanna go back to the ship?

Link Hogthrob: Yeah, maybe we should head back to the revival!

Sal Minella: Might be best, Johnny needs to make plans for his birthday party!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Oh, do you have a theme?

Sal Minella: You see, that's one of the things we need to work on!

Sweetums: Maybe we can all help put together a gigantic birthday for you, Johnny!

Fozzie Bear: But not too big, we spent to big a budget on Kermit's birthday party last month!

Gonzo: Yeah! Remember that TV documentary we had, that cost us half the cost of the Muppet Theatre!

Sweetums: Alright!

Link Hogthrob: Don't forget about my birthday too!

Sweetums: Oh, we won't, Link! We won't!