MC - The Revival

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

I feel like the theme should have absolutely nothing to do with any of the movies Johnny's famous for, that'd be too predictable.

Rizzo: Okay so that means no pirates...

Fozzie:...or Chocolate...

Gonzo...or Wonderland...

Scooter:...or neverland...

Rizzo:...come to think of it any sort of fantasy thing has been done...

Kermit...so what does that leave?

*crickets chirp*

Okay so maybe that was a bad suggestion.

 

[beakerboy12]

Bert: Maybe the theme could be pigeons! We could have us all dress up as pigeons, we could dance to "Doin' the Pigeon", we could even play Pin the Feather on the Pigeon!

Sal Minella: Eh... maybe something more suited to Johnny's likes!

Cookie Monster: Maybe the theme could be cookies! You like cookies, don't you?

Johnny Fiama: I'm a fine with cookies, I'm not against them or anything...

Cookie Monster: Great! Then we could have cookie decorations, cookie-themed games, and most of all, for snacks, we'd have COOKIES!!!!

Johnny Fiama: Cookie! Cookie! Maybe next time!

Sal Minella: Maybe somethin' leanin' towards music! Johnny loves music!

Placido Flamingo: Music! I could sing at the party! I am quite the vocalist! Would you like it a cappela or with music! Because if you want the latter, I can get a great orches--

Sal Minella: That's not really the kind of music Johnny likes, Play-Doh!

Johnny Fiama: Yeah, I'm more of a jazz person! Not too big on opera!

Placido Flamingo: Ah, I understand... and by the way, my name is Placido not Play-Doh!

Sal Minella: Alrighty, Play-Doh!

Floyd Pepper: Wait, did you say, jazz! We love jazz! We even once performed "The Lullaby of Birdland"!

Sal Minella: "The Lullaby of Birdland"?! That's Johnny's favorite instrumental jazz tune!

Janice: So, like, yeah! We could totally, like, perform at your birthday party, Johnny!

Johnny Fiama: Thanks!

Sal Minella: Well, we got one thing covered!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: A jazz theme sounds great! One of my fave genres, too! How about for your theme, we could pay tribute to your favorite crooners: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and of course, Tony Bennett.

Johnny Fiama: Nice thought, kid... I LOVE IT!

Sal Minella: *nods* If it's approved by Johnny Fiama, I approved, too. A night of jazz music, it is.

Johnny Fiama: *scats* I left my heart in San Francisco...

Angelo: I-a cook-a you a nice-a Italian dinner. Just-a like your-a ma!

Johnny Fiama: Love your idea, Angie. Just like my ma. *chuckles*

Mama Fiama: Ah, Johnny. What-a ever happened to-a my-a beautiful little baby boy? *pinches his cheek* Your almost another year older. My-a bambino's-a growin' up. *sniff*

Johnny Fiama: *hugs his ma* Thank you, ma. There, there, now. *kisses her on the cheek* <3

Sal Minella: Aw. Like mother, like son. XP

Link Hogthrob: *pouts* Hey! What about my Birthday? Aren't I that important to you guys? I need love, here. -.-

Raquel Porkbelly: I'll be there for your Birthday, honey. *pecks Link*

Link Hogthrob: Mhm. That's thoughtful of you.

Annie Sue: Me too. Don't worry, Link. We didn't forget. <3

Link Hogthrob: Of course, my dear.

Johnny Fiama: 'Ey. >.>

 

[rowlfy662]

: jazz cool man

: man jazz we better call lips

lips: i never left

: cool hey clifford can you scat

clifford: yea man been doing since the end of muppets tonight hehehe

newsman: heres todays news*sal pushes newsman*

sal: COME TO TO JOHNNY FIAMAS BIG PARTY FRIDAY BE THERE OR BE SQUARE that is all

newsman; *picks himself up* okay anyway*link pushes newsman*

link: its my birthday too *mumbles*

newsman: can i do the news now*penguin pushes newsman over*

penguin: its my birthday aswell

newsman: *sigh* nevermind we return you to your regular thread reading i need a vacation

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

So who's birthday is it now? Or are we done with the birthdays.

 

[beakerboy12]

Nope, Johnny and Link's are tomorrow, from what I remember, and Raquel's is the following day!

Sal Minella: Yeah, everybody listen up! We got two, TWO, numbero dos, days until Johnny Fiama's jazz-themed birthday party!

Johnny Fiama: Yeah! Be there or be a square!

Square?... Anyway, and Link's will be tomorrow! Yep!

Link Hogthrob: And my party's theme is... is... me!

Wait, you're your party's theme!

Link Hogthrob: Yep!

Raquel Porkbelly: Who's gonna perform?

Link Hogthrob: Me!

...Okay...

Sal Minella: Be there or be square, everbody!!!

 

[rowlfy662]

indeed party's all round

elmo: like this circle*picks up circle*

*everyone looks at elmo*

elmo: have to bring learning to the forum hahehehehe

penguin: how can we forget my birthday

newsman: yes you and everyone else that knocked me down to announce that

still partys woo

sal: johnny shall be the most important though tomorrow

link: hmft* goes back to reading starhog*

penguin: i am i being ignored here

raquel porkbelly: then mine on saturday

penguin: guess i am then

newsman: after you knocked me over i have to remember you and heres your gift a day early

penguin: really

newsman: yes my dry cleaning bill

 

[LinkiePie<3]

~preview of Link's party~

Angie: *painting a portrait of Link, rather sloppily*

Raquel Porkbelly: *baking a cake of... Link...*

Annie Sue: *rolling up a ribbon of streamers, to make the joint look pretty*

Dr. Strangepork: *hanging up a Birthday banner, featuring Link Hogthrob*

Miss Piggy, Spamela Hamderson, Andy Pig, Randy Pig, and David Hogselhoff also help out with the decorating.

Link Hogthrob: *in his dressing room, stimulating his self-image; he sings a song by heart*

Frankly dear, your modesty reveals to me
Self-appraisal often makes me sad
And if I add, your funny face appeals to me
Please don't think I've suddenly gone mad

You've got all the qualities of Peter Pan
I'd look far before I'd find a sweeter pan

I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face
Though you're a cutie with more than beauty
You've got a lot of personality for me

You fill the air with smiles
For miles and miles and miles
Though you're no Mona Lisa
For world's I'd not replace
Your sunny, funny face

I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face
You're not exotic but so hypnotic
You're much, too much
If you can cook the way you look

I'd swim the ocean wide
Just to have you by my side
Though you're no Queen of Sheba
For world's I'd not replace
Your sunny, funny face

~preview of Fiama's party~

Sal Minella: Okay, everybody! Listern up, now! I have given you all assignments to support th benefits of Johnny Fiama's Jazz-themed Birthday party! Now us committies, Johnny Fiama's Ma, Angelo, and I will all help you to make this occasion a trademark remembrance to Johnny's life. Now for the biggest assignment: I would need to find a beautiful young woman to get acquainted with Johnny for his first dance, tomorrow night. Anybody want to volunteer? Clarissa?

Clarissa: Don't you think about it, flea magent! >.>

Sal Minella: Go figure.

 

[beakerboy12]

Dr. Teeth: Hey, Sal! What song would you like us to play for tomorrow?

Clifford: We've worked on a bunch, but which one do you want?

Sal Minella: Oh, uh... anyone'll do!

Janice: Fer sure, brass monkey!

*pan to Link's dressing room*

Link Hogthrob: Look at yourself, you've got a gorgeous life, a gorgeous job... a gorgeous face!

*Junior Gorg pokes his head in the door*

Junior Gorg: Did you say Gorg?!

Link Hogthrob: I said gorgeous not Gorg-oss!

Junior Gorg: Oh, sorry!

*Junior exits*

Link Hogthrob: But anyway, you've got everything you want! You're perfect!

*Then enters Scooter, Lew Zealand, Annie Sue, Dr. Strangepork, Mildred Huxtetter and Abby Cadabby who come with make-up stuff*

Annie Sue: You've got a perfect head, not badly-shaped.
It's not really bad at all!!!

Mildred Huxtetter: You've got some perfect eyes, twinkly and sparkly.
It's not really bad at all!!!

Scooter: You've got a perfect nose, it's perfectly-curved.
Perfectly straight.
A little of both.
Look, it's just great!

Scooter, Annie Sue, and Mildred: You're not really bad!
You're not really bad!
You're not really bad at all!!!

Dr. Strangepork: You've got perfect shkin, from your head down to your toenailsh!
It'sh not really bad at all!!!

Abby Cadabby: You got perfect ears, they aren't where the shouldn't be!
*Abby uses her wand to send both of his ears on his forehead, and back to where they were in seconds*
It's not really bad at all!

Lew Zealand: You've got fine couture, with an ascot and a jacket.
And in my pocket...
Is a packet of sweet sardines!

Link Hogthrob: Look, this is about me!

Dr. Strangepork, Lew Zealand, and Abby Cadabby: You're not really bad!
You're not really bad!
You're not really bad at all!!!

*Raquel, Piggy, and Spamela enter*

Raquel, Piggy, Spamela: You're not really dumb, you're just misunderstood!
You're not really forgetful, you just can't seem to remember!
You're just as good as any average Joe, actually you're better!

Everyone: You're not really bad!
You're not really bad!
You're not really bad!
You're not really bad!
You're not really bad at all!!!

 

[rowlfy662]

waldorf: yea link not really bad at all

statler: yea hes all bad

s+w: dohohohohoho

sal: we interupt because ITS JOHNNY BIRTHDAY

johnny: indeed sal

link: and mine

penguin: and mine