Hensonville City 2011

[DramaQueenMokey]

Susie: *still all dressed in green and her hair is even sprayed green* Did everyone enjoy St. Paddy's Day? *smiles wide*

Ernie: Susie, if that was yesterday why are you still dressed all in green?

Susie: Because in Ireland they celebrate all week long!

Bert: But we're not in Ireland.

Susie: But I'm observing the holiday ! Like I do every year!

Ellie: I'm all for going green, but, isn't the green milk a little extreme?

Ernie: Ellie! You have two earrings in each ear!

Bert: Two in each ear?

Ellie: Yeah, I just got the second earring hole pierced!

Susie: Y-you now have f-four piercings in your ears?

Ellie: Yep!

Susie: Oh my...I feel faint...*was about to faint* I...I didn't faint! I really am lucky!

 

[The Count]

*Uncle Deadly and are busy putting up posters with catchy wordings like :Time to Doom or Die" in hopes of helping the phantom dragon beat his dogged opponent in the current round of the 2012 tournament.

 

[newsmanfan]

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Rhonda: So, are you gonna cover this tourney or what?

Basketball? I don't do sports.

Rhonda *rolling eyes* I wouldn't've guessed. No, I'm talking about the Muppet tournament thing. Did you vote for anyone?

Er. Ahem. My personal voting status is not a matter for public discourse. I prefer to remain neutral in such matters. A good journalist doesn't publicly take sides.

Rhonda: You voted against all the monsters, huh?

*blushing* I...I...er...

Rhonda: Eh. Just don't let the Apt 1 guys hear about it. And NO, you may not switch rooms with me tonight. I am NOT fond of creepy-crawlies stuffed into my silk pillowcase, thankyouverymuch.

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[The Count]

*Count and Deadly come back, ready to order in for dinner, since they were out all day and the dragon can't have lasagna on this specific day.

*Ed's crunching some potential additions in his own head, trying to sort through the new information given to him as a confidential scoop by the staff of the Mindset.

 

[newsmanfan]

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*PERK* Scoop??!

Rhonda: Heh...looks like you better go make nice with the monsters.

*wringing hands* I...I suppose that would be prudent. Um...do they like bath salts? I still have a whole basket of them that my auntie gave me, but they're all lavender and honeysuckle scented...

Rhonda: Dunno. Do they bathe? Or just blow around in the wind at midnight or something? *watches nervous reporter* Hey, uh...you might wanna stop doing that thing to your hands. You're gonna need spray starch just to straighten 'em out again.

Ow...

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[The Count]

Bathe? Knew there was something I was forgetting to do.
*Grabs towel heading for the bat-room, reminding self to clip claws later as well.

 

[The Count]

*Organ music plays.
, sounds like Deadly's at the bridge. Yeah, swing it.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Annie Sue: *inhales* Ah. How sweet. It is so nice to smell fresh spring air once again. *caresses Link* <3

Link Hogthrob: No, my dear. You're smelling my perfume... and your snout is pressed against my neck. Please, be careful. You're blocking my smell.

 

[The Count]

*Hears stuff going on upstairs. Ah, spring...

Hears birdie-type noises outside, reminds him of a song for this situation.
Count: Vhen a heart vas young and free.
And spring is in full bloom.
The young thing's fancy turns to love ve know.
Me: There's care I've often seen.
As they stood beneath the fume.
And here today she just let herself go.
Count: Vhat'd she do?
Me: She kissed him.
Count: Who did?
Me: Annie Sue did.
Count: Vhere?
Both: On their doorstep to-day.
Count: She hugged him.
Me: Who did?
Count: Annie Sue did.
Me: Where?
Both: On their doorstep to-day.

Me: She said he was her darling date.
Count: Then his fingers got caught in the door closing late.
Me: She kissed him.
Count: Who did?
Me: Annie Sue did.
Count: Vhere?
Both: On their doorstep to-day.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Annie Sue: Spread the happy news, Ed! Spring is the season of love! <3

Link Hogthrob: I'm wondering who's the lucky lad that kissed Sweet Annie Sue... <3