Bert: What is swag exactly?
Susie: Should I write it down? *has notepad ready*
Ellie: Well, swag...um....Ernie has swag!
Ernie: Aw thanks Ellie! *squeaks Rubber Duckie* Rubber Duckie says thanks too!
Ellie: And Ernie's rubber duckie is part of his swag...I have swag, but you can only say you have swag when someone else who has swag has told you that you have it too. And since Ernie and I both have swag, we have swagga. And no one has swagga like us, because we're unique in our own ways, thus is our individual swag.
Bert: You didn't answer the initial question of what is swag.
Susie: Or my question of if I should write it down.
Ellie: Hm...Okay, Susie, don't write anything down, Ernie, take Bert and well, I dunno show him some hip hop music and then see if it helps. Susie, if you wanna take notes so badly, I can give you something to take notes on.
Susie: *eagerly readies her pen*
Ellie: In the early 80s....*starts making up random facts* And then, there was an ugly barnacle...
Susie: No there wasn't -_-