Favorite Statler & Waldorf Quotes

[Nekoshema]

"well that's something new. they've never gone up a tree before!"
"no, they usually just go out on a limb!"

 

[Quesal]

Hey any sign of Statler of Waldorf?

No Looks like they split for good! Maybe they didn't like the acoustics.

Why? Can't you hear what being said on stage?

Every word! *Floyd's Laugh*

 

[Bleyd]

For those that want to see them in action here are some clips I found. If posting this here is a problem just let me know and I'll take them down. Oh, and glad to be here. Been lurking for sometime now but decided I want to make a few m-puppets of my own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14njUwJUg1I

Here's a classic Milton Berle Vs. Statler & Waldorf GREAT one liners.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfx3QAV64M

 

[Quesal]

ya know I really like that

yep me too

are we in the right theatre?

 

[Scooterthegofer]

I can name a few:

S: The question is, what exactly is a mahna-mahna?
W: The question is, who cares!

W: Where is the land of the rising sun?
S: I don't know, I never get up that early!

W: We look like members of the rock age!
S: No, we look more like members of the stone age!

This one needs some explaining: at the end of the cluckitis episode, Statler and Waldorf show up as (I think) badgers.
S: I suppose you were expecting chickens!
W: yeah, woof woof!

 

[Frogster]

Do you think this show constitutes cruelty to animals?
Not unless they're watching it!

 

[izzyusa]

Which Episode are these Quotes From?

Hello everybody, I am desperately trying to find which episodes have Statler and Waldorf saying the lines below: #1 - What did you think of Lynda(or Linda)? - She was terrific - What about that rubber band? - Make it into a tire and drive it to Pittsburgh #2 That's an exchange where they start rating a show as great and ends in terrible! - That was wonderful! - Bravo! - I loved it! - Ah, it was great! - Well, it was pretty good. - Well, it wasn't bad... - Uh, there were parts of it that weren't very good though. - It could have been a lot better. - I didn't really like it. - It was pretty terrible. - It was bad. - It was awful! - It was terrible! - Take 'em away! - Bah, boo! - Boo! Thanks! Izzy!

 

[The Count]

Hi and welcome to Muppet Central.

The first quote you asked about comes from the Linda Carter episode, from Season 4.
The second, I don't exactly know where.

Hope this helps and have fun exploring the rest of the forums.

 

[izzyusa]

That was fast!
Thanks Count!
I'll keep searching for that 2nd one!
Best regards!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Linda Carter episode, she sang with the Rubber Band.

The Statler & Waldorf quote, I can't find the episode, sorry.