Fan-Fiction: The Revenge of Elmo

[TogetherAgain]

Oh, HYSTERICAL commentary, prawncracker! Love it love it love it. The Googling Woodstock, the saying the next line, all lovely. I think my favorite part was "family forum, Pepe!" (and you have no idea how many times I had to hit "backspace" to write that sentence... which means I should be sleeping right now instead of typing... but I'm crazy, so I'll keep typing...)

Anyway, love it and can't wait for more!

 

[That Announcer]

"Oh, beautiful, beautiful"... It's great, Ryan! It's hard to pick a favorite part, there were a lot of great lines there. Can't wait for Chapter 3,
-TA

 

[theprawncracker]

Pepe: We're back...

Chapter 3: Can You Tell Me How To Get to Sesame Street?

They had gotten a late start on their way to Sesame Street, Robin's scout meeting went longer than expected. Sweetums got him home as soon as he could, as they got back, Kermit, Rowlf, Piggy, Sweetums, and Robin hopped into Kermit's car. Then about two blocks away from the theater everyone realized that Sweetums couldn't fit into the lime green SUV. So they drove back to the theater and tried to figure out a way to get Sweetums into the car.

"The big lug could always sit on the rooof. We wouldn't have to smell him that way." The pig diva said.

"Well, that would work, except the roof would cave in on top of everyone." Rowlf added to the conversation. "But we could have Sweetum's poke his head through the roof, that'd work wouldn't it?

"But then Sweetums would always win at the liscence plate game, he'd be able to see them first!" Robin sighed.

commentary: Always thinkin' that Robin is.

"Do we really have to damage my new car?" Kermit asked, knowing he was getting into trouble.

"Kinda late for that boss." Sweetums told Kermit as he threw the back trunk cover and it landed at Kermit's feet.

Pepe: I believe right about der, Kermin would say, "Sheesh." Hokay?

"Sheesh..." Kermit sighed. "So you'll be sitting in the trunk then Sweetums?"

Pepe: Si, see, I told jew.

"I geuss, if that's okay with everyone else!" Sweetums chuckled. "How 'bout you little buddy? That okay with you?" He asked Robin.

"As long as you can go with us Sweetums!" Robin cheered as he hopped back into the SUV. "Come on guys let's get going!"

And so they were off, Kermit at the wheel, Piggy in the passenger's seat; carefully aplying some mascara; Robin and Rowlf playing "Go Fish" in the back seat, and Sweetums watching the small black car that had been behind them since they left town. He thought they might be kind of scared of him, but he didn't really care. Then the decided to pass them. And a red corvette was behind them, and Sweetums had new territory to discover.

"Hey, I know what'll pass the time!" Kermit announced. "A song! I think you all know this one.

commentary: Pepe, can we sing pleeease!

Pepe: Why? Didn't jew and Buzzard Beak realize it would be to much typing?

commentary: Oh yeah...Well...Let's sing in our minds!

Pepe: Right...

Sunny days, Sweepin' the clouds away!
On my way to where the air is sweet!
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"

"Come and play, everyting's a-okay!" Miss Piggy joined. "Friendly neighbors there, that's where we'll meet! Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street?"

"It's a magic carpet ride!" Rowlf sang, as he remembered the words to the magical song. "Every door will open wide to happy people like you, happy people like, what a beautiful"

"Sunny day! Sweepin' the clouds away" Robin sang the words his Uncle Kermit taught him, which he now knew by heart. "On my way to where the air is sweet!"

"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street..." Sweetums finished.

"How to get to Sesame Street,
How to get to..." They all sang as they finished the song.

"Sesame Street!" Robin screamed as he looked out of his window and saw the buildings he'd only seen once before, 123 Sesame Street, The Fix-It Shop, Hooper's Store. It was all so magical to the young frog. He'd dreamed of coming to Sesame Street ever since his Uncle told him the stories of the monsters, birds, and everything on Sesame Street. He'd been here once, but not for very long.

commentary: Ah! A fan-fic reference! A reference to TogetherAgain's wonderful road trip tale "Destination Home!"

Pepe: Si, I did not play a very large role in dat one. Hokay? So, probably not worth reading...

commentary: Nuh uh! It's a wonderful story for the whole family!

Pepe: Whatever.

"Well we're finnaly here!" Kermit said, relieved.

"It's about time!" Miss Piggy said.

"Yeah, my dogs are killin' me!" Rowlf added.

"Pun intended?" He asked the dog.

"Not really..." Rowlf said.

Meanwhile up in the sky.

"Oh, what a beautiful day!" The blue flying monster said. "Oh, look down there, it is a green car! Oh! It must be Froggy Baby! Ha ha ha! I'm going to go down and see him right now!" He decided as he flew down from the sky aiming for the green SUV, which he hit, head on, in the front windshield.

"AHHH! Grover! What are you doing?!?" Kermit shouted as he tried to maintain control of his car as Grover tried to hang onto the windshield wipers so not to fall off, and mess up his Super Grover costume his Mommy just cleaned for him. Unfourtunatley, Kermit couldn't control that. The car drove off the road knocking over a stand of newspapers, crashing into a trashcan, and stopping right in front of a bunch of multi-colored doors and a pile of trash.

"Hey buddy watch it!" A green fuzzy thing said as he popped out of one of the trashcans. "You're the first person to make a mess like this on Sesame Street except me, got it?!?"

commentary: Whoops, messed that line up...

Kermit opened his door; pushing some trash out of the way. "That's okay Oscar, I didn't mean to make a mess. I'd never take your job from you!" Kermit said to the grouch. An old friend of his.

"Hey it's Kermit! So you decided to come and lighten up the street. Great. Things are gonna be alot less grouchy with you here Frog! Thanks alot!" Oscar the Grouch said as he returned into his can and closed the lid.

"Hey, what's all that noise? Bert do you know?" A voice said from inside 123 Sesame Street.

"No Ernie, why would I know, I was counting my bottlecap collection!" A second voice said.

"Sorry Bert, I didn't know I was just getting out of the tubby!" Ernie said as he and his best friend Bert walked out of the building.

Pepe: Hey Ryan, what es a tubby?

commentary: A bathtub.

Pepe: Jew mean like a jacuzzi?

commentary: No, I mean a bathtub.

Pepe: Oh...I thought...Never mind...

"Look at this mess!" Bert said. "Oscar really out did himself this time!"

"No Bert, look it's Kermit!" Ernie said.

"Kermit?" A large yellow bird said from behind the multi-colored doors. "It's really Kermit!" He screamed. "Snuffy come see Kermit!"

Pepe: Dat, is one big bird. Hokay?

commentary: Hence his name, Big Bird.

Pepe: Oh, dat was his name? I thought it was Russel...

commentary: What?!?

Pepe: Come on, it's an easy mistake to make. Hokay? Big Bird and Russel sound very much de same.

"Are you still chasing that imagenary friend of yours Big Bird?" Kermit asked him.

"Who you callin' imagenary?" A large brown, furry, elephant looking thing said as he followed Big Bird.

"You... your... wow!." Kermit stuttered.

"Vous didn't tell moi this place was such a messy zoo Kermie!" Miss Piggy said as she got out of the car.

"Miss Piggy!" The group screamed.

"Oh Moi's adoring fans!" She boasted.

Pepe: I'm not going to say anything. Hokay?

"Froggy!" A large blue monster said. "It great to see you again! You bring cookies with you?"

"Nope, no cookies here!" Sweetums said as he hopped out of the trunk.

"Wow you're huge!" Big Bird said.

"You're not so short yourself." Sweetums responded.

"Ah! That's von frog, von pig, von Sweetums, von green SUV, and von big mess! Ah ha ha!" A vampire like creature laughed as lightning and thunder filled the sky.

Pepe: He really got on my nerves. Hokay? He counted how many times Maria, dat foxy woman jew know, he counted how many times she quote, turned me down, un-quote.

commentary: What did he end up with?

Pepe: 82.

commentary: Wow...

"Actually, that's two frogs Mr. Count." Robin said as he hopped out of the car with his backpack.

"Yeah, and one dog!" Rowllf added as he climbed out.

"Elmo's so glad to see you all!" The red demon said as he entered the conversation. "Mr. Kermit, Mr. Rowlf, Miss Piggy, Robin, Sweetums!"

"Yeah I'm glad you're here to!" Zoe said to the group.

"Hi Elmo! Hi Zoe!" Robin said excitedly. "I'm so anxious to play with you guys. Especcially in Elmo's world!"

Perfect. The red monster thought to himself. "Elmo would love for Robin to come to Elmo's world!"

"Kermit!" A familiar; human voice cried.

"Bob! It's so wonderful to see you again!" Kermit said as he hugged his old friend.

"It's great to see you to!" Bob said.

"Gordon, come quick it's Kermit!" Susan called to here husband.

Pepe: Jew see der, it was either Maria, or Susan. Hokay? I had to pick her.

commentary: There both married already Pepe!

Pepe: Si, which es why I said we will date in private.

"Kermit? It's about time you came for a visit!" Gordon said as he came out and hugged his old friend.

"What? No love for furry old Grover?" The blue monster asked as he climbed off the windshield. "Come here Froggy Baby!"

"Grover! It's great to see you, off the windshield." Kermit said as he hugged his pal.

"So are you still staying with Grover and his Mommy while you're here?" Grover asked Kermit.

"WHAT?!?" Miss Piggy screamed. "Kermie! You said we'd be staying in a luxury hotel!"

"Sorry Piggy, I couldn't let Grover down could I?" Kermit said.

Oscar was fed up. He popped his head out of his can. "Do you mind? Can you have all your hugs and mushy gunk some where else?" He asked.

"That's a great idea Oscar!" Gordon said. "We'll all go to dinner tonight. My treat!"

"Oh thank vous dear." Miss Piggy said. "Moi would be honored to join vous for dinner!"

"Then it's settled." Gordon said. "We'll all go to dinner tonite at 7:00 okay?'

"Sounds good." Kermit spoke. As if for everyone.

Pepe: He does that alot jew know.

commentary: What? Speak for everyone?

Pepe: Si, and talk...

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"Everything's tieing into place Dorothy." Elmo said to his goldfish. "Baby Bear! What is our status?"

"Evwything is going gweat Elmo! As we speak we'we detewmining the final bluepwints fow yow macine!" Baby Bear said to his master.

"Excellent, excellent, keep production running through the rest of the night, and have it ready by morning." Elmo told his lackey.

"Yes sew!" Baby Bear replied.

"Oh, and Baby Bear. If it's not done by morning, Baby Bear will have to answer to Elmo." The demon threatened.

"Yes sew!" He said as he ran off.

"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!" The red beast laughed into the night.

commentary: DEMON!!!

Pepe: Dios mios! Get a grip on jourself! Hokay?

commentary: Sorry, it's that allergy acting up again.

(A piece of info for my readers, I won't be here for 2 or more days, so don't hold your breath for more story soon...Sorry...)

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ha! Love Pepe's reaction to the reference to my fanfic, and your compliments, thank you thank you. And I love Count counting all 82 times Maria turned Pepe down. And the tubby. And Big Bird sounding like Russel. (Meow? How'd he get that? Who cares, it's comedy!)

And yes, saw in the dorms thread how you're pulling a disapearring act on us. Well, hugs to you (see? <hug> <hug>), good luck on the mini-move, and come back soon to post more commentary.

 

[BEAR]

Russel!?! LOL!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

*bump*

Hey prawncracker, I noticed you're back, so I thought I'd make it a little easier for you to find this and continue your commentary... (not nagging, not nagging, not nagging... okay I'm nagging!) ...that is, assuming you're still interested in giving commentary... (which you'd better be! I mean... eh he he he...)

 

[theprawncracker]

Chapter 4: Settling in.

commentary: Hey I'm back!:end commentary

Pepe: Jew were gone?:end Pepe

commentary: Yeah, I've been gone for like 11 days!:end commentary

Pepe: Oh, I didn't notice. I was hanging out with day crazy nagging girl in her fan-fiction. Hokay?:end Pepe

commentary: Okay...:end commentary

Kermit had just finished "moving in" to Grover's geust room with Robin. While Sweetums had made himself at home on the pullout couch downstairs. And Rowlf pulled out his sleeping bag and pillow and claimed his spot right next to the pullout bed (he really hoped Sweetums didn't wake up in the middle of the night and step on him). Meanwhile Piggy was having an argument with Grover's Mommy about how her being a pig doesn't mean she should have to stay in Grover's pig sty of a room.

It was almost like being home.

Pepe: Jew know, dat es a very true statement. Hokay? Some of us really do have to sleep on de floor at home. Hokay?epe

Dinner this evening was wonderful, and Kermit reminded every one to tell Gordon and Susan thanks. Even Elmo, who almost forgot. Kermit got a weird vibe around Elmo, he didn't know why, but he did. But he just tried to think of something else, like what he was going to go show Robin first tomorrow, or what Piggy was going to do tomorrow. Sheesh. He thought. I hope she doesn't meet the oinker sisters!

"Uncle Kermit, I've brushed my teeth and I'm ready for bed!" The young frog said to his uncle.

"Alright Robin, climb in bed and I'll shut off the lights." Kermit told his nephew.

Pepe: Aww, so cute. Dat reminds me of my mother. Hokay?: end Pepe

commentary: Your mother?: end commentary

Pepe: Si, back when I was a little Prince Prawn, my momma she was a Queen Prawn. Hokay? And my Papi, he was de King Prawn. But den, one day de Red Lobster took him away, and served him on a plate of popcorn shirmp! Hokay? Think about it! A King Prawn served with a plate of shrimp! Hokay?!? It's so degrading!: end Pepe

commentary: Wow Pepe, I didn't know your childhood was so traumatic.: end commentary

Pepe: It's hokay, when Papi was eaten, I became de King Prawn. Hokay? Much better title.: end commentary

"Hey Froggy Baby!" Grover cried as he poked his head into Kermit's room. "Goodnight! Do not let the bed bugs bite! Oh, and if you need anything at all, Grover will be sleeping with his Mommy right next door!"

"Goodnight Grover." Kermit told his old friend.

Then Kermit the Frog turned off the light and he and his nephew, and everyone else in the house slept soundly for the rest of the night.

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"Everything is going as planned." The demon told himself. "Tomorrow Elmo will bring Robin the Frog to Elmo's World, and then Robin will be under Elmo's control! And then the world will belong to Elmo! Mwhaa ha ha ha!!!"

commentary: DEMON!!!: end commentary

Pepe: Dat never gets old.: end commentary

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"Thanks again for breakfast Mrs. Grover, it was delicious!" Kermit told Grover's Mommy.

"Yeah much better than what we get back home from the Swedish Chef!" Rowlf said.

Home! Kermit thought. He hadn't called Bunsen to make sure the house was still there! "Excuse me Mrs. Grover but may I please use your phone?" Kermit asked.

"Why certanly Kermit, you know your welcome to anything in this house!" Mrs. Grover told him.

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"Alright Beakie, just flip the switch, and our 'Muppet Lab's Turn Objects into Cheese' ray will turn this ordinary paper clip into a cheese whell! Oh I'm so excited. Flip the switch Beaker!" Dr. Honeydew told his assistant.

"Mee mo mo meep!" Beaker said as he flipped the switch and nothing happened. So he went to the front of the machine to see if there was something jammed inside.

Ring ring! Ring ring! The telephone rang.

"Hello Muppet Labs where the future is being made today!" Bunsen said as he answered the telephone.

Pepe: Everyone who answers de phone at de Muppet house says someting different. Hokay? I mean Bunses says dat, Beaker he says "Meep meep." Hokay? Animal, he eats de phone, Fozzie says "Es jour refrigerator running?" And Gonso, he just says "Can I call jew back, I've gotta shoot my self out of a cannon!" Hokay? Es crazy! Hokay?: end Pepe

"Dr. Honeydew it's me Kermit!" The froggy voice said from the telephone.

"Mr. Kermit sir! Are you enjoying your vacation?" Bunsen said as he leaned on the ray flipping the right switch shooting it off and turning Beaker into a cheese wheel.

commentary: Poor Beaker...:end commentary

Pepe: Si.:end commentary

"Yeah, it's great. How's everything there?" Kermit asked, worried about the answer.

"Oh everything is normal here right Beakie! Beaker? Beaker! Where'd he go? Well Mr. Kermit I seemed to have misplaced my Beaker. But yes everything is fine here, the Chef blew up the kitchen again, but Mr. Beauregard cleaned it up. Then Crazy Harry blew up the kitchen again, but Mr. Beauregared cleaned it up. Then Lew Zeland's boomerang fish broke a window, but..."

commentary: Love that joke!:end commentary

Pepe: Si, si, me to. Hokay?:end Pepe

"But Mr. Beauregard cleaned it up." Kermit finished the sentence for him. "Okay Doc, just keep the house from burning down. Would ya? We haven't finished paying for it!"

"Of course Mr. Kermit you can count on me. Now if you'll excuse me I must go find Beaker!" Bunsen told Kermit as he hung up the phone.

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Normal. Kermit thought to himself. Unfourtunatly that story Bunsen told really was normal for the Muppets. "Well, whose ready to go have some fun on Sesame Street?"

"Yeah!" The others cried.

"Alright then let's get going." Kermit told his friends as they went out the door.

"Uncle Kermit, what are we going to do first?" Robin asked eagerly.

"I'm goin' to hang out at that monster clubhouse, sounds like fun." Sweetums said as he ran off.

"I'm gonna go play in the park." Rowlf said as he also left.

"Moi is going to go see what shopping oppurtunities there are on this street!" Piggy said as she pulled her credit card out of her purse and ran off.

Pepe: She bugs me. Hokay? She's always flashing dat credit card around. Hokay?

"Well Robin I geuss that just leaves you and me." Kermit told his nephew. "So what do you want to do?"

"I want to go meet everybody on Sesame Street, then get a milkshake at Mr. Hooper's store," Robin said. "Go roller skating with Big Bird, have a snack with Cookie Monster, and then..."

commentary: Wow, I didn't even know that there were that many things to do on Sesame Street.:end commentary

Pepe: But jew wrote it.:end Pepe

commentary: Oh...Yeah...:end commentary

"Don't forget about coming to Elmo's world!" The red monster said as he appeared out of no where.

"Oh I won't Elmo." Robin said.

Kermit felt that vibe again, maybe he shouldn't let Robin go. Maybe...

"What are you doing!!!!" Miss Piggy screamed.

"I was just twying to help!" Baby Bear said.

"How could you help me by putting peanut butter in my hair?!?!" Piggy screamed louder.

Pepe: I wish I had thought of dat! It would have made many laughs. Hokay?:end Pepe

commentary: And many bruises for you...:end commentary

"Sheesh." Kermit said forgetting about his vibe. "Robin why don't you go play with Elmo while I go help Piggy."

"Alright Uncle Kermit see you later!" Robin called after his uncle.

Much later. Elmo thought. "Elmo's ready, is Robin?"

"I sure am, let's get going!" Robin cheered.

The young frog had no idea what he had just gotten himself into.

commentary: Bum bum bum!:end commentary

 

[TogetherAgain]

<mutters> crazy nagging girl and her fanfic... hmph...

 

[theprawncracker]

Chapter 5: The Torment Begins
"Come on, Elmo can't with Robin!" The beast told the young frog.

commentary: that line is supposed to be "Elmo can't wait to play wtih Robin.":end commmentary

"Me either!" Robin said to Elmo. "So where is Elmo's World anyway?"

"It's on the top floor of this next building! Here we are!" The demon said.

There it was. The building where a plot to bring about the end of the Earth, and Robin was about to enter it.

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"Piggy, I can't believe you karate chopped Baby Bear!" Kermit told Miss Piggy.

"Ooo, that little bear makes me so mad! I don't care if his parents sue me! Moi is a diva, the court most certanly can't send moi to jail." Piggy said.

Pepe: Yeah dey can...And I hope dey do.:end Pepe

"Piggy, don't worry, I don't think the bears will press charges." Kermit reassured her.

"Vous really think so Kermie?" She asked.

"I know so, I've already apoligized to Mr. and Mrs. Bear for you Piggy." Kermit told her.

Pepe: Darn dat Kermit and his niceness!:end Pepe

"Oh thank vous Kermie!" She hugged him. "Now if vous will excuse moi, I have to get back to my shopping!"

"Alright Piggy I geuss I'll just go see everyone on the street then." Kermit said as he realized Robin went with Elmo. He felt that vibe again. "Sheesh. I hope Robin's okay."

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"Robin welcome to Elmo's World!" The red demon told the little frog.

"Wow!" Robin exclaimed as he looked at all the furniture drawn by crayon. "Did you draw all of this Elmo?"

"Yep, Elmo did it all when he got to Sesame Street." He explained. "Why doesn't Robin have a seat while Elmo gets us some snacks!"

Robin looked ahead of him and saw a green armchair that seemed to be made just for him. He walked up to it and hopped in.

That was a mistake.

As soon as Robin sat down in the chair hand restraints came out of the arm rests and base of the chair and prevented Robin from moving.

Pepe: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!:end Pepe

commentary: Wow Pepe, I didn't know you cared for Robin so much!:end commentary

Pepe: What? I just spilled my soda. Hokay?:end Pepe

"Hey, what is this?!?" Robin cryed.

"A trap." Elmo said as he walked out from behind the chair. "And Robin has fallen right into it. You see Robin, Elmo is really the greatest evil the world has ever known. I was released from my eternal rest fifteen years ago. And now I'm here to take over the world!" The demon explained to his prisoner.

commentary: Now everything makes sense.:end commentary

Pepe: Si, except tax exemption. Hokay?:end Pepe

"Take over the world!?!" Robin said. "I won't let you!"

"It's to late for that. In fact, Robin is going to help Elmo." Elmo snickered.

"No, I'll never help you, you're evil!" Robin said as he began to cry.

"Why thank you Robin. But let's get to the point. Baby Bear!" Elmo called.

"Wight hewe Elmo!" Baby Bear said as he wheeled in something under a tarp.

"Good, now, Elmo is going to give Robin a quadrolobal brain probe." The beast told his sobbing victim.

Pepe: Dat es a mouthful. Hokay?:end Pepe

commentary: Yeah, it's even harder to spell than say.:end commentary

"A what?" Robin managed to say.

"A quadrolobal brain probe. I take out your brain, wash it, polish it, then I'll put into that tank over there." Elmo said as he pointed to a jar already labeled "Frog Brain."

commentary: Got that off the MFS DVD commentary:end commentary

Pepe: Der jew go again!:end Pepe

commentary: What?:end commentary

Pepe: Abreviating! Hokay?:end Pepe

commentary: Oh, sorry 'bout that...:end commentary

Robin had made a puddle on the floor by now. "But if you take my brain how can I help you?" The frog asked hoping Elmo hadn't thought about that.

commentary: Puddle of tears, not puddle of the other stuff...:end commentary

"It's simple, after Robin's brain is Elmo's, I'll place this remote control inside in place of the brain. That way Elmo will be able to control Robin!" Elmo told him.

"NO! Please don't take my brain!" He cryed. "Please!"

"It's to late for that! Baby Bear bring me the quadrolobal brain prober!" Elmo called to his lackey.

"Yes sew!" Baby Bear said as he removed the tarp and positioned the machine over Robin's head.

"Now!" The demon ordered.

"NO!!!" Robin cryed.

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"Well Ernie, Bert, thanks for the tea, but it's getting late. I have to go get Robin from Elmo's." Kermit told the duo.

"Are you sure you know how to get there?" Ernie asked

"Not really." He admitted. "You guys wanna come?"

"Alright, I can eat my oatmeal when we get back." Bert sighed.

Pepe: I hate oatmeal. Dat man on de box scares me. Hokay?:end Pepe

The three of them walked down Sesame Street as the sun began to set. It reflected off the trashcans at first, then moved to the windows, then finnally set on Sesame Street. As soon as the sun set the street lights came on, except one. But of course it didn't come on, Biff and Sully were still working on it. Kermit had forgotten how much he missed this place, it was magical.

Wouldn't it be wonderful, he thought. If Robin and I could live here? Maybe not, what would the gang do with out me. He recalled the time he wished he were never born, and found out what it would be like. So he banished the thought of moving to Sesame Street. For now.

commentary: Kermit, leave the Muppets? No, he can't!:end commentary

Pepe: He's not.:end Pepe

commentary: Oh...Yeah...:end commentary

"We're here Kermit!" Bert told the frog.

"Do you want to go in?" Ernie asked.

"No, let's just call up on the intercom." Bert answered.

"Okay." Kermit said as he pushed the red button on the intercom and said, "Um, Elmo, it's Kermit, Kermit the Frog. I'm here to pick up Robin."

"Oh hi Mr. Kermit, Robin and Elmo are on their way down!" The demonic voice said over the intercom.

"Oh good." Kermit said.

As Elmo and Robin walked out the door, Kermit felt the vibe, but stronger than ever before. And he knew something about Robin was different, he couldn't put his finger on it, but somehow he knew.

"ReAdY tO gO uNcLe KeRmIt?" The young frog asked.

Pepe: Freaky typing! Hokay?:end Pepe

commentary: Always a sign that something bad is happening.:end commentary

"Robin?" He asked. "Are you... Okay?"

"FiNe UnClE kErMiT, jUsT tIrEd." The frog told his uncle.

"Okay... If you're sure." Kermit said, still feeling his vibe.

"Bye Robin, Ernie, Bert, Mr. Kermit! See you later!" The demon said. My plan is working perfect. Perfect. He thought as he went back into the building to plot the rest of his revenge.

 

[TogetherAgain]

prawncracker, I would like to give this commentary a standing ovation. It's hysterical!
Foyst uvall, we got Pepe's reactions to Miss Piggy's line about getting thrown in jail, and his reaction to Kermit's niceness, all lovely!
Denn we got Pepe spillin his soda. Or his pop. Or his soda pop. Depending on where you live. Whatever you wanna call the carbonated beverage, Pepe spills it, and it's funny!
Next, we got the tax exemption line, which also make me laughy-laughy!
And denn dere's Pepe complaining about de abbreviating! HAHAHAHAHA! I love it! I love it love it love it love it! Did I mention I love it?
Me also loves the line about the scary guy on the oatmeal box!
And your reaction to Kermit (not) leaving the muppets. Great!

Me likes and me wants more!


....hm? Oh yeah. <standing ovation>