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Chapter 6: The Reason Why
Elmo sat alone in the dark room for a while. He was holding Dorothy's fish bowl and stoking it. The end was finnally here, and he knew it. He had been plotting this ever since he was destroyed 2,000 years ago. He remembered that day, and all of the days before that, but, he didn't know why everyone hated him. He was a powerful king, but he was fair. He kept his people fed, he was always sure everyone had a place to live. It was the perfect society. Yet, not as perfect as Elmo thought...
Pepe: It's flashback time! Hokay?:end Pepe
"Is Baby Bear sure?" King Elmo asked his loyal adviser.
"Yes, it's twue, thewe's been a webellion against yow weign as king." Baby Bear told his friend and master.
commentary: Baby Bear is so much fun to write! Even though I hate his guts, just writing his dialogue is awesome!:end commentary
"Well than, Baby Bear should leave." The king told him. "Elmo will lead the troops into battle. Elmo doesn't want Baby Bear to get hurt."
"If yow suwe." Baby Bear said as he ran out of the room.
"So, the day has finnally come, when Elmo's reign as king of the world will be over." The king said to himself.
Pepe: And someday, Pepe's reign as King Prawn will be over...Sigh...Hokay?:end Pepe
"But at least you're not alone!" A friendly voice said to him.
"Who said that?" Elmo said.
"It was me, Zoe, your slave." She told her king.
"Elmo has slaves?" He asked her.
commentary: Alright, time for a shout out! To BEAR, aka Bryan. He loved this line, so much, that he even used it as his signature! Thanks Bryan!:end commentary
Pepe: Si, and muchos gracias to jew for playing me so good in de Muppet's Big Brother game. Hokay?:end Pepe
"Yeah, that's whose rebelling. A group of slaves." She told him.
"Elmo really didn't know he had slaves. Elmo is so sorry." He told the young girl. "I think Zoe should leave, follow Baby Bear, Baby Bear will lead Zoe to safety." He reassured her.
"No, I won't leave you my king. I'll stay here by your side and fight the rebels with you!" She proclaimed.
"Don't be silly Zoe, Elmo doesn't want to be responsible if Zoe gets hurt. So go with Baby Bear, please, for Elmo!" He begged her.
Pepe: So, now jew are telling me dat he was a good guy one time?:end Pepe
commentary: Well...It depends on who you are, and your point of view. Some people think that Elmo was good, and others think that he just had to high of an opinion of himself. So he was actually bad but he thought he was good, which is bad. But It's good that there are so many different ways to look at it, but bad that no one can figure it out. Get it?
Pepe: What? Jew are talking in circles. Hokay? I have no idea what jew are saying. Hokay? So, if jew'll please stop talking, we can get back to de story.:end Pepe
"Okay, but be careful." Zoe said as she ran off to find Baby Bear.
"It is time." The valiant king said as he stepped off of his throne and went to the stables.
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The rebels put up a fierce fight. Elmo's army of his own clones were failing. As the rebels and their leader Kermit the Frog fought valiantly. Elmo could hardly make out the faces of the rebels, because of the dust. It had been very dry lately. Elmo knew that the only way to defeat the rebellion was if he used his powers. The powers instilled with him when he was crowned king. These powers all flowed from the large red ruby he wore around his neck. Elmo called to the ruby and a flash of red light emerged from it knocking all the rebels off their horses. He now had the advantage. He rode his horse in front of the rebel leader and spoke to him.
Pepe: So Ryan, was I part of de rebels?:end Pepe
commentary: Yeah, you and the rest of the Muppets.:end commentary
Pepe: Si, si, so Elmo was with his clones?:end Pepe
commentary: Yep.:end commentary
Pepe: Ok. Still, it's very weird. Hokay?
"Why?" The king asked. "Why would you rebel against Elmo?"
"Because!" The Frog leader said. "You've enslaved me and my friends! We've been your slaves since you've been king! My brother died under your service! I had to raise my nephew as a slave! You've tortured us long enough!" The valiant knight said. "Now Robin!"
commentary: Hey Pepe, Lisa liked that line!:end commentary
Pepe: Who?:end Pepe
commentary: Lisa.:end commentary
Pepe: Who es dis Lisa? I do not know her. Hokay?:end Pepe
commentary: Sigh...The crazy nagging girl!:end commentary
Pepe: Oh! Her! I thought her name was Phil.:end Pepe
commentary: You're really bad with names aren't you?:end commentary
The rebels young nephew fired his slingshot at Elmo's ruby. The source of all of his power. The small pink stone hit the ruby and cracked it. The crack then grew until it spread and broke the ruby. Thus turning Elmo's fur into thousands of rubies and turning his body into a statue.
~~~~~~~~~~
That's all Elmo remembered. Being locked away as a statue for 2,000 years. Spending the whole time seeking revenge on the green menaces who ruined his kingdom. Until the day he was released by that stupid detective.
~~~~~~~~~~
He knew what he had to do. He was no longer a statue, he could move, he could breath, he could feel! He could feel, he could feel the way to his once proud kingdom. He went there. And it had been turned into a place called Sesame Street. With monsters, and humans, and birds, and a frog. A suspiciously familiar frog. Elmo paid close attention to this frog, finnally learning his name, Kermit the Frog. Elmo knew that name. It was a name he could never forget. The name of the man who destroyed him. He spent the next 10 years perfecting a fool proof plan to destroy Kermit the Frog and his friends.
Pepe: Kermin lived on Sesame Street?:end Pepe
commentary: Yeah...It's a huge part of his legacy.:end commentary
Pepe: Really? Huh. I geuss it's true, jew do learn something new everyday.:end Pepe
It would start in the media, he'd push for Elmo merchandise, practically causing all the other characters on Sesame Street to disapeer. He was even allowed to build his own world, Elmo's World. Where he'd finish his plan. Which is what he did tonite. Soon there would be no more Kermit the Frog, no more Ernie, no more Bert, Big Bird, Miss Piggy, Rowlf, Robin, no one! He'd destroy them all, except for Zoe. The girl who brought Elmo to his knees. He knew that she was the only pure soul this world could produce. And he and Zoe would rule together.
Pepe: Even Pepe?:end Pepe
commentary: Even Pepe.:end commentary
~~~~~~~~~~
"ThAnK yOu MrS. gRoVeR. dInNeR wAs WoNdErFuL!" Robin said to Grover's mother.
Pepe: I lOvE dE fReAkY tYpInG. hOkAy?
commentary: Oh no! You must be under Elmo's control! NOOOOO!!!:end commentary
Pepe: No, no, I was just displaying my love for jur creativity. Hokay?:end Pepe
But Kermit knew that it wasn't really Robin, he knew there was something wrong. He didn't know how, but he knew.
"You wanna go outside and play lil buddy?" Sweetums asked his best friend.
"nOt NoW sWeEtUmS, i'M rEaLlY tIrEd." Robin told him. Then he walked up the stairs and closed the geust room door.
"Kermie, is Robin okay?" Miss Piggy asked Kermit.
"Yeah, he's actin' really weird." Rowlf added.
"Maybe he's forgotten to breath, in and out." Grover suggested.
commentary: Ha. That's funny.:end commentary
"I don't know guys, but I really wish I did." Kermit told his friends. "I really wish I did..."
~~~~~~~~~~
"Are you sure you're okay Robin?" Kermit asked his nephew.
"YeS uNcLe KeRmIt, I'm FiNe. CaN i Go To SlEeP nOw?" His nephew asked him.
"Okay, if you're sure. But Robin if you need to talk, I'm always here for you." He reassured his nephew. "Remember, I know that it's not easy bein' green to."
"GoOdNiGhT." The frog said unemotianally.
Pepe: Is dat a word? Unemotianally?:end Pepe
commentary: I think so...Hold on, I'll go to www.dictionary.com! :end commentary
Pepe: Hokay, I'll sing.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
Der dey are a standing in a row,
Big ones, small ones, some as big as jur head...:end Pepe
commentary: Well son of a gun, it is a word. Cool:end commentary
Elmo sat alone in the dark room for a while. He was holding Dorothy's fish bowl and stoking it. The end was finnally here, and he knew it. He had been plotting this ever since he was destroyed 2,000 years ago. He remembered that day, and all of the days before that, but, he didn't know why everyone hated him. He was a powerful king, but he was fair. He kept his people fed, he was always sure everyone had a place to live. It was the perfect society. Yet, not as perfect as Elmo thought...
Pepe: It's flashback time! Hokay?:end Pepe
"Is Baby Bear sure?" King Elmo asked his loyal adviser.
"Yes, it's twue, thewe's been a webellion against yow weign as king." Baby Bear told his friend and master.
commentary: Baby Bear is so much fun to write! Even though I hate his guts, just writing his dialogue is awesome!:end commentary
"Well than, Baby Bear should leave." The king told him. "Elmo will lead the troops into battle. Elmo doesn't want Baby Bear to get hurt."
"If yow suwe." Baby Bear said as he ran out of the room.
"So, the day has finnally come, when Elmo's reign as king of the world will be over." The king said to himself.
Pepe: And someday, Pepe's reign as King Prawn will be over...Sigh...Hokay?:end Pepe
"But at least you're not alone!" A friendly voice said to him.
"Who said that?" Elmo said.
"It was me, Zoe, your slave." She told her king.
"Elmo has slaves?" He asked her.
commentary: Alright, time for a shout out! To BEAR, aka Bryan. He loved this line, so much, that he even used it as his signature! Thanks Bryan!:end commentary
Pepe: Si, and muchos gracias to jew for playing me so good in de Muppet's Big Brother game. Hokay?:end Pepe
"Yeah, that's whose rebelling. A group of slaves." She told him.
"Elmo really didn't know he had slaves. Elmo is so sorry." He told the young girl. "I think Zoe should leave, follow Baby Bear, Baby Bear will lead Zoe to safety." He reassured her.
"No, I won't leave you my king. I'll stay here by your side and fight the rebels with you!" She proclaimed.
"Don't be silly Zoe, Elmo doesn't want to be responsible if Zoe gets hurt. So go with Baby Bear, please, for Elmo!" He begged her.
Pepe: So, now jew are telling me dat he was a good guy one time?:end Pepe
commentary: Well...It depends on who you are, and your point of view. Some people think that Elmo was good, and others think that he just had to high of an opinion of himself. So he was actually bad but he thought he was good, which is bad. But It's good that there are so many different ways to look at it, but bad that no one can figure it out. Get it?
Pepe: What? Jew are talking in circles. Hokay? I have no idea what jew are saying. Hokay? So, if jew'll please stop talking, we can get back to de story.:end Pepe
"Okay, but be careful." Zoe said as she ran off to find Baby Bear.
"It is time." The valiant king said as he stepped off of his throne and went to the stables.
~~~~~~~~~~
The rebels put up a fierce fight. Elmo's army of his own clones were failing. As the rebels and their leader Kermit the Frog fought valiantly. Elmo could hardly make out the faces of the rebels, because of the dust. It had been very dry lately. Elmo knew that the only way to defeat the rebellion was if he used his powers. The powers instilled with him when he was crowned king. These powers all flowed from the large red ruby he wore around his neck. Elmo called to the ruby and a flash of red light emerged from it knocking all the rebels off their horses. He now had the advantage. He rode his horse in front of the rebel leader and spoke to him.
Pepe: So Ryan, was I part of de rebels?:end Pepe
commentary: Yeah, you and the rest of the Muppets.:end commentary
Pepe: Si, si, so Elmo was with his clones?:end Pepe
commentary: Yep.:end commentary
Pepe: Ok. Still, it's very weird. Hokay?
"Why?" The king asked. "Why would you rebel against Elmo?"
"Because!" The Frog leader said. "You've enslaved me and my friends! We've been your slaves since you've been king! My brother died under your service! I had to raise my nephew as a slave! You've tortured us long enough!" The valiant knight said. "Now Robin!"
commentary: Hey Pepe, Lisa liked that line!:end commentary
Pepe: Who?:end Pepe
commentary: Lisa.:end commentary
Pepe: Who es dis Lisa? I do not know her. Hokay?:end Pepe
commentary: Sigh...The crazy nagging girl!:end commentary
Pepe: Oh! Her! I thought her name was Phil.:end Pepe
commentary: You're really bad with names aren't you?:end commentary
The rebels young nephew fired his slingshot at Elmo's ruby. The source of all of his power. The small pink stone hit the ruby and cracked it. The crack then grew until it spread and broke the ruby. Thus turning Elmo's fur into thousands of rubies and turning his body into a statue.
~~~~~~~~~~
That's all Elmo remembered. Being locked away as a statue for 2,000 years. Spending the whole time seeking revenge on the green menaces who ruined his kingdom. Until the day he was released by that stupid detective.
~~~~~~~~~~
He knew what he had to do. He was no longer a statue, he could move, he could breath, he could feel! He could feel, he could feel the way to his once proud kingdom. He went there. And it had been turned into a place called Sesame Street. With monsters, and humans, and birds, and a frog. A suspiciously familiar frog. Elmo paid close attention to this frog, finnally learning his name, Kermit the Frog. Elmo knew that name. It was a name he could never forget. The name of the man who destroyed him. He spent the next 10 years perfecting a fool proof plan to destroy Kermit the Frog and his friends.
Pepe: Kermin lived on Sesame Street?:end Pepe
commentary: Yeah...It's a huge part of his legacy.:end commentary
Pepe: Really? Huh. I geuss it's true, jew do learn something new everyday.:end Pepe
It would start in the media, he'd push for Elmo merchandise, practically causing all the other characters on Sesame Street to disapeer. He was even allowed to build his own world, Elmo's World. Where he'd finish his plan. Which is what he did tonite. Soon there would be no more Kermit the Frog, no more Ernie, no more Bert, Big Bird, Miss Piggy, Rowlf, Robin, no one! He'd destroy them all, except for Zoe. The girl who brought Elmo to his knees. He knew that she was the only pure soul this world could produce. And he and Zoe would rule together.
Pepe: Even Pepe?:end Pepe
commentary: Even Pepe.:end commentary
~~~~~~~~~~
"ThAnK yOu MrS. gRoVeR. dInNeR wAs WoNdErFuL!" Robin said to Grover's mother.
Pepe: I lOvE dE fReAkY tYpInG. hOkAy?
commentary: Oh no! You must be under Elmo's control! NOOOOO!!!:end commentary
Pepe: No, no, I was just displaying my love for jur creativity. Hokay?:end Pepe
But Kermit knew that it wasn't really Robin, he knew there was something wrong. He didn't know how, but he knew.
"You wanna go outside and play lil buddy?" Sweetums asked his best friend.
"nOt NoW sWeEtUmS, i'M rEaLlY tIrEd." Robin told him. Then he walked up the stairs and closed the geust room door.
"Kermie, is Robin okay?" Miss Piggy asked Kermit.
"Yeah, he's actin' really weird." Rowlf added.
"Maybe he's forgotten to breath, in and out." Grover suggested.
commentary: Ha. That's funny.:end commentary
"I don't know guys, but I really wish I did." Kermit told his friends. "I really wish I did..."
~~~~~~~~~~
"Are you sure you're okay Robin?" Kermit asked his nephew.
"YeS uNcLe KeRmIt, I'm FiNe. CaN i Go To SlEeP nOw?" His nephew asked him.
"Okay, if you're sure. But Robin if you need to talk, I'm always here for you." He reassured his nephew. "Remember, I know that it's not easy bein' green to."
"GoOdNiGhT." The frog said unemotianally.
Pepe: Is dat a word? Unemotianally?:end Pepe
commentary: I think so...Hold on, I'll go to www.dictionary.com! :end commentary
Pepe: Hokay, I'll sing.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
Der dey are a standing in a row,
Big ones, small ones, some as big as jur head...:end Pepe
commentary: Well son of a gun, it is a word. Cool:end commentary
