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Well, there's gotta be a first time for everything! :p

Welcome to the club! Although I'll be danged if I can remember why I have them... :)

Oh, I think England winning the World Cup would pretty much be the end of the world anyway! ;)

Incredibly, it's actually warmer outside than it is in my office! :( I wish I was outside...anyway, I thought I'd share this with y'all: 50 degrees - New Yorkers turn on the heat. People in Scotland plant gardens. 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland...

Weelll...it was a skull...let's just say that it wasn't animal... Currently goes by the name of 'Eustace' (Doctor Who in-joke :-)

Funny you should say that...I do collect skulls...! There's a fine pair of antlers mounted above the fireplace, a set of rams horns knocking about somewhere, and various others my mum found for me. That said, she freaked when I brought...no, I won't say what I brought home... ;)

Aye, so I've been told. I, on the other hand, can't stand the stuff, so I don't have any :-) I'm wondering whether nailing the corpses onto the skirting boards might be effective...pour encourager les autres...? :rolleyes:

Oh gods, it's South Park in reverse... :)

* Back from the little Judge's room... * What have I stepped in? Bailiff!

Heh :-) Well, this is what you could be aimin' fer... http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/alien/master.shtml Then you can 'Bwahahaha' with the rest of us! :D

Re: Re: Re: Re: This I gotta hear... Oi! No doing the maniacal laugh unless you're sporting a Beard Of Evil(tm)!

Re: Re: This I gotta hear... Uh-huh. Too right you w-- * looks up...and up...realises Byron's a lot taller than me * Oh, sh--! Bailiff!

If the cuffs are still on, he's still in your custody. And there's more than one way to skin a bear, y'know... Now c'mon, cough up! :D

This I gotta hear... ...or else what, exactly? :)

Yeah, I think you're safe for now...just you an' me in here, heh heh heh... ;)

Careful, careful...you're still in the courtroom, y'know :-) It's 30 days for contempt of court... :eek:

Well, if all else fails, there's always the bolt-cutters. You didn't need both your hands did you?

Quick! Fetch the dried prunes, the beans and the 'Fear Factor' videos! There may still be time to recover it before the stomach acids start to work! Hang on...where is the bailiff?

Isn't it traditionally the prisoner who's supposed to swallow the key, not the bailiff? :confused:

You could take him to the Small Claims Court - entirely free to you no matter which way the verdict goes :-)