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In, yes. To, no. :D Technically, this is a Scottish court right now...

Wigs are optional, but hey, if it makes you feel good :-) We seem to be missing the defence counsel...any suici--volunteers?

I could see that one coming :-) Ok... "This court is now in session, Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett in the chair. The case before us is that of the Crown versus Janice & Mokey's Man, alias the Kentucky Care Bear Flasher. Oh, and hand me the black cap, will you - I'll be needing that."...

Oh, I never said that! But I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt...now, does anyone wish to appear for the prosecution? :)

It's the formica surface, isn't it? C'mon, 'fess up! :D

It's always in the last place you look...maybe you should try there? :)

Not everything is an innuendo! :rolleyes:

Wibble! - Now, Baldrick, this is an old trick I picked up in the Sudan. We tell HQ that I've gone insane and I'll be invalided back to Blighty before you can say 'wibble', a poor gormless idiot. - But I'm a poor gormless idiot, sir, and I've never been invalided back to Blighty. - Yes...

Er...a whole what?

Aarrgh! He said it! There's only one answer to that! Cluck cluck, gibber gibber, my old man's a mushroom. Etcetera etcetera. :D

Nah, they'll use the same set of tapes they used last year. For the record, the screenings looked like this: With original titles: - Juliet Prowse - Connie Stevens - Joel Grey - Ruth Buzzi - Jim Nabors - Florence Henderson - Harvey Korman - Peter Ustinov - Bruce Forsyth -...

Well, at least you didn't say 'wibble'...

Either I put my brain in upside down this morning, or that made no sense whatsoever!

The 36" waist could be old Hilda, but I ain't too sure about the rest... :)

You go makin' provocative comments like that, I might have to wire your brain up to a computer... :D

If you ever find out, please share! :D

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