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In fairness, it should be pointed out that *he* was the first to mention being tied to a chair. :)

Maybe he's nervous? Can't think why... Oi! This is gonna be a fair trial, so no beatin' up on the condemned! I mean, the accused!

I was planning to at one point, but it turned out my DVD player can't read CD-Rs, and anyway, I'd much rather transfer the material to DVD. So I did :-) VCD actually has *half* the vertical resolution of VHS, and is lousy for anything that originated on video, as it only records one field...

With the original lyrics!

And you _don't_ want VCD anyway. The quality is awful, worse than VHS!

Telly Savalas' girlfriend, wasn't it?

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me... Bwahahahaha!

"Return the prisoner to the cells! And make sure he doesn't fall down any stairs on the way, ahahaha..."

This court is now in recess as the office is now open, and I have to try and remember where I was up to before I went on holiday... Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett: "Proceedings will resume at 6pm GMT, at which point the court will attempt to appoint a jury."

I think not! And I've got the documentation to prove it...

Re: sittin' handcuffed, tied to a chair surrounded by the "rebels" in the courtroom You're only making things worse for yourself, y'know! Enter the arresting officer: "You have the right to remain silent, but I must caution you that anything you say will be taken down, twisted to my...

I'm betting that the director's cut DVD will be a much better movie :-) I've just watched the new cut of 'Fellowship' (twice), and it's even better than the cinema cut! It flows much better, and actually seemed shorter because of it (at least, I didn't feel like I'd spent 3 hours sitting on my...

Your evidence will be...interesting...

I really shouldn't post while under the influence of painkillers, I really shouldn't...

All deals must be negotiated with his owner first. *cough*

I'd suggest grabbing the next 12 people to sign up to the forum, if it weren't for the repeated "don't touch" warnings in the thread!

Oh gods, what have I started... :eek:

A plan with no drawbacks! :D I can't tell you what we call them up here in Scotland, I'd get thrown off the board :-) We still need a jury...

We call 'em "solicitors" over here. ;)

Hey, if you wanna perform the judge, I'll appear for the defence instead (I gotta look after my property :-), since I can't do both. I don't think being the judge and translator constitutes quite the same conflict of interests...!