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I tried asking nicely, but the little sods kept coming back. Subtle hints evidently don't work :-) Anyway, this wasn't planned, not that I'm complaining!

You don't think I'm dumb enough to let him have a double-ended weapon, do you? :)

Release the prisoner immediately! That cattle prod works both ways, you know... :)

'Specially as I just convinced old Melchett to let ya off! ;)

Re: Chris and Nate beginnin' the "farewells" "Oi! Bailiff! Cm'ere! Now, Mr Summers, you're a free man, and you're within your rights to bring a charge of wrongful prosecution if you so wish..."

Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmany Melchett "Since the prosecution has apparently declined to make their opening statement, the defendant is hereby acquitted. And the prosecution is fined for wasting the court's time..."

I'm choosin' to believe that was a typo. :D

Actually, this is a Scottish court, where we have no truck with English laws... I have consulted with the Honourable Sir Anthony, and he advises that your proposed course of action with the hockey stick will be acceptable so long as he doesn't see it. Oops, here he comes... "The court is...

Ah-ha! So there was a "miss" involved then?

Well, this is a court of law... :) I think you just got a little carried away with your cattle-prodding...

That's pretty much what I said yesterday. Why do dentists insist on asking damfool questions right after stuffing your mouth with cotton?! "Harrumph. The court will now hear an opening statement from each counsel. Will the counsel for the prosecution please step forward?"

I'd have called for the 'Comfy Chair' if I'd known! And the cushions, and the rack... I was picturing you more with light chains myself, but hey, you wanna be tied up, it's your choice! :p

Yeah, you're already in the dock over one alleged incident! ;)

...leading one to wonder how it's possible to misplace him...

brandish vb. 1. (tr.) to wave or flourish (a weapon etc.) in a triumphant, threatening or ostentatious way. ~n. 2. a threatening or defiant flourish. Thus, you may brandish the cattle prod at the defendant, but unless you're feeling particularly strong, you probably don't want to be...

Paging the bailiff... ...would you please declare these proceedings re-opened? Ta!

Heh heh heh...I did it! I've been trying to catch the little devils for four years now, and they have proven stubbornly resistant to every form of trap and bait, even to the point of muscling up to the trap and removing the bait. Until now! I left a half-full bucket of water in the kitchen...

It's in my other mailbox.

That is a really weird image...did you mean 'brand'? ;)

I thought about posting a link to the news article on his arrest, but no, that would be too cruel...