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Kelly (tinkers on the toilet)
Cotterpin (sitting on the bathroom sink): It's not the right size.
Kelly (mumbling): It's the first one I saw. It looks big enough.
Wrench (trying to peer inside the toilet tank, shaking his head): She's right --.
Cotterpin (scoffs): Of COURSE I am....
Wrench: The wrench is too small. You're going to need a bigger one.
Kelly (sighs): I own a lot of wrenches. I don't feel like going through them all. That garage is hotter than Hades.
Wrench (shrugs): Just use an adjustable wrench.
Kelly: ... Okay. *goes to get it and then fixes the toilet handle* There, the new one's in. *stands and dusts self off and places Wrench Doozer on the bathroom sink* Ok, I've fixed the toilet, attended the stroke certification inservice ... what else we got?
Cotterpin (breaks out the list): Lessee ... you fixed the dining room chair. That leaves hanging the new collage picture frame. And then there's the matter of starting on your vlogging.
Kelly (nods): Yeah, I have a few days off in a row this week. I really need to think of a strategy. I was thinking using photos of me with Susan's head as clip transitions and thinking of doing 2-3 segments per video. I wonder what I should do for my first vlog?
Wrench: You should have a survey.
Cotterpin (nodding): You handle working on getting the equipment ready, and I'll head over to Hensonville and try to get some opinions. Don't make a lot of visual gags, so that our friends who rely mostly on audio can have something to experience too.
Kelly (nods): Gotcha. No Wile E. Coyote signs like I originally planned.
Cotterpin (sitting on the bathroom sink): It's not the right size.
Kelly (mumbling): It's the first one I saw. It looks big enough.
Wrench (trying to peer inside the toilet tank, shaking his head): She's right --.
Cotterpin (scoffs): Of COURSE I am....
Wrench: The wrench is too small. You're going to need a bigger one.
Kelly (sighs): I own a lot of wrenches. I don't feel like going through them all. That garage is hotter than Hades.
Wrench (shrugs): Just use an adjustable wrench.
Kelly: ... Okay. *goes to get it and then fixes the toilet handle* There, the new one's in. *stands and dusts self off and places Wrench Doozer on the bathroom sink* Ok, I've fixed the toilet, attended the stroke certification inservice ... what else we got?
Cotterpin (breaks out the list): Lessee ... you fixed the dining room chair. That leaves hanging the new collage picture frame. And then there's the matter of starting on your vlogging.
Kelly (nods): Yeah, I have a few days off in a row this week. I really need to think of a strategy. I was thinking using photos of me with Susan's head as clip transitions and thinking of doing 2-3 segments per video. I wonder what I should do for my first vlog?
Wrench: You should have a survey.
Cotterpin (nodding): You handle working on getting the equipment ready, and I'll head over to Hensonville and try to get some opinions. Don't make a lot of visual gags, so that our friends who rely mostly on audio can have something to experience too.
Kelly (nods): Gotcha. No Wile E. Coyote signs like I originally planned.
rings the doorbell to Apt 2, leaving a tray with a 10 and ten chocolate-dipped strawberries for Kathy's MC anniversary.
:Well I'm sorry! My apetetite will be calmer now. Anyway we'll save a lot of the strawberries for the others. I can't help it if my doctor had me on me on medication that made me hungry all the time! He cut me down on it yesterday.
What's a filk?