Hensonville City 2011

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: Yes! I won't forget! 8D And, ooo, two Birthday cakes today?! =D

Johnny Fiama: Very nice to see you distribute again, Ed. The cake looks very delectable. Link will sure be very satisfied. Heh, heh... ;D

Sal Minella: Ha-cha-cha! I agree!

Johnny and Sal rolls in the cake to their apartment; Linda and Angie each grab one of Link's shoulders, and ushers him to where the surprise is being held. All of Link's roommates sing a special "Happy Birthday" to him...

Link Hogthrob: *sniffle, sniffle* This is all too surreal. :'D It's my Birthday, again. <3

Room 10: Happy Birthday to you...

Annie Sue (clad in a glittered bikini) makes her heart-racing cue, and jumps out of the cake; Link startles

Annie Sue: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINKY-POO! *lusciously kisses Link on the lips* <3​

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Link Hogthrob: *blushing madly* Aw, Annie Sue... *patting his tears*​

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Annie Sue: *giggling girlishly* Oh, Linky. ^w^

 

[newsmanfan]

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Rhonda: There's CAKE? And we forgot birthdays? Aw, peoples. *digs through emergency stash of gift cards*

How do you do that, anyway?

Rhonda: Do what?

Eat so much and stay so thin.

Well, she can't be bulimic. Rats don't have a gag reflex.

*Rhonda, not looking up, pushes a button on a small remote control; a cream pie flings from the ceiling onto Newsie*
Rhonda: Guess again.

*glowers through Boston cream*

Um...if you two are done clowning...shall we go up and wish the crooner and the hog happy birthdays?

Rhonda: Which one's which again? Remind me.

You're so cruel.

Rhonda: You love me for it. Here...one gift card for the local leather-goods store for Johnny. One card for the local tanning salon for Link.

How did you even load a PIE in the ceiling? Upside-down??

Don't ask, amigo. Just don't ask.

Rhonda: Here. Allow me to demonstrate --

*bolts for bedroom*

*sigh* All right, all right, enough, rat. Let me grab some ice cream to go with all that cake, and let's go say our happys.
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[The Count]

Er... Because we were all out of snakes?
UD: And spiders, don't forget the spiders.
Right.
Hmm... *Thinks about Sam's tribute, the one he did for that VirMup video a few years back.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob, Annie Sue, Johnny Fiama and Linda Mezzo all return home from a Birthday double-date

Annie Sue: Yum! Juhl's sure make the best pizzas. 8D

Link Hogthrob: And those mirrors were so edible. My reflection was never so clear, despite the cheese stuck to the mirror-part. D:

Linda Mezzo: Um, Link, those edible mirrors were plates. -_-

Johnny Fiama: Edible mirrors? Hmm, for once, Link, you amuse me...

 

[newsmanfan]

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*dropping off gift cards and ice cream for Johnny and Link*

Psst Sal...the yellow container has Chunky Monkey...
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[LinkiePie<3]

Johnny Fiama: Leather Goods...

Link Hogthrob: Tanning Salon...

Johnny Fiama: Grazie, Kris. Grazie mille. <3

Link Hogthrob: My tan is handsomely too natural for a tanning bed, but it's a nice thought. Thank you so kindly, Kris.

Sal Minella: Hey, Johnny, look! Looky-look-look! There's a monkey on the ice cream logo! =D

Johnny Fiama: Cute. Cute, kid. -_-

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (looking at computer): O ... M ... G ... 2014 is now my most favorite year.

Cotterpin (mumbling in her sleep): MMMmmm ... if it doesn't suck ...

Wrench (glances at computer): Who's that?

Kelly (gets excited and jumps up and down): It's Angelina Jolie as Maleficent! How is that not absolutely awesome? I mean, she's not green, but gosh DANG she looks perfect! The movie is going to say why she gave a rat's behind about some birthday party. There's only one thing this movie could do to make it absolutely, positively, most awesomely epic perfect!

Wrench: What's that?

Cotterin (throws a pillow at them): Hadesshipping! Now either go to work or go back to bed!

 

[The Count]

*Fannish grin. Was waiting to hear what Kelly thought of Joli as Maleficent, especially now that production's started and they put up the early photos of her in costume a couple of days ago at ign.filmforce.com
Agrees that it would be that extra bit epicker if there was Hadesshipping, if they add it in the film.
And remember, ve have Tim Burton to thank, as this comes from his slate after Alice 2010.
UD: And then there's Seth Graham Smith's slate to get through before possibly Beetlejuice 2.
Me: And the news of a potential new Sesame Street movie to get all three main branches of the Henson family in future film works.
UD: It'll certainly be a good time to go to the movies.
*Looks forward to Dark Knight Rises in a month's time.
*Ed looks forward to seeing Anne Hathaway's Catwoman.
*Uncle D looks forward to seeing how the League of Shadows figures into the plot.

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Ernie: Hey Bert, check out this neat turntable Ellie has! *starts spinning a record on it*

Bert: That sounds awfully familiar...Play it normally this time.

Ernie: *let's the record play*

The record sounds so familiar because its Bert himself on the record, he can be heard singing 'Doin' The Pigeon'

Ernie: Look at that: it's you Bert, ol' buddy, ol' pal!

Bert: It is! Why is it on the turntable?

Ernie: *starts spinning both records* This is neat! Give it a shot Bert!

Bert: Well, if you insist. *tries his hand at spinning the records*

Ellie: *walks in to hear awesome scratching (the proper term for spinning records) going on* Whoa, go Bert! *claps* Ladies and gentleman: MC B-E-R-T. You could go pro Bert!

Bert: No, I...I couldn't...

Ernie: Sure you could Bert! *whips out a camera* Keep on going buddy!

Bert: ERNIE! *walks away from turntable*

Ernie: Oh Bert, don't be camera shy! *follows him*

 

[newsmanfan]

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Today. Is. GOOD!

Well...uh...good! *whispers to Rhonda* Why is it good?

Rhonda: Search me, Sherlock. Hey, you, with the gray streak you really should buy some hair color for, why's it such a happy day?

Pink: Mm. Cal-loo. Mn. Yip. Yip yip yip yip.
Blue: Cal-lay, yip. Yip yip yip yip yip uh-huh.

TODAY is a GOOD day because not only did I finish another chapter, not only did I actually get enough sleep for once, but I dreamt a short story and I'm gonna write it later!

Oh! Um. That...that IS good. Er...what's it about?

You.

Rhonda *eyeroll* Didn't see THAT comin'.

Er...m-me?

Yep. And July Fourth. And the forgotten role of Muppets in American history.

Sounds...educational. *warming to it* Shall I inform Sam? Are we filming a documentary?

Rhonda: We can't. Tommy's on vacation.

And I'M on vacation after another week! An actual PAID one! And I might win a house! And I figured out how to sew boxer shorts! Woo hoo!

Rhonda: She's off the meds again...
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