Not to step on anyone's toes but...
Alternative music. Is it as dead as disco now? It was a big deal in the late 90's, then boy bands took it over. I loved the show "Daria", but anything else popular from that time was just too whiny and angsty for me. Alternative music was supposed to be alternative to everything else, mainly the meat-and-potatoes rock songs out there, right? Well...it's a paradox. When a bunch of people started playing it, it isn't really "alternative" anymore, is it?
Alternative is when you do something that no one else is doing, right? Doc on Fraggle Rock playing that party favor harpsichord fits the definition of "alternative music" better than the popular alternative musicans. Weird Al is also a perfect example of an alternative musician. Who else makes up songs about the stuff he does? I'd say the same for Jethro Tull (my favorite group) for the same reasons--intelligent, unique lyrics and subject matter, plus they don't stay in one specific genre of music. (Although the only Tull song disc jockeys know of theirs is "Aqualung").
Back to overrated songs: The Cranberries "Zombie". It was waaaaay overplayed on my local radio stations (and I was in college at the time, so it was everywhere). I looked up what the lyrics were about and the idea is original, but what was going on in the chorus? It was hard to take the song's message seriously when it sounded like Delores O'Riordan was accompanied by Honkers and Fozzie's horn from the El Sleazo Cafe.
As for Justin Beaker or whoever he is, he's just the new male McCelebrity. That's the way Hollywood and the music industry works now. They get some young teen or tween who will fit the bill, then when they get too old, they get replaced. It's like a box of tissues. You pull one out, use it, pitch it and there's another one exactly like it in its place.
Anyone here seen the South Park episode "Britney's New Look"? They nailed it perfectly. Apply it to today. This is just a guess, but I think Justin Beaker is the replacement for either Ashton Kutcher or Justin Timberlake (as Hannah Montana was Britney's replacement).
They touched on this in "The Simpsons" too. It was a parody of "Logan's Run." There was some VJ in a bikini on waving to the TV audience. A huge crowd behind her is on the beach. "Hi, I'm your MTV host rockin' it at Spring Break! Woooo!" A beep is heard and she sees a glowing red crystal in her hand. "I'm 25?" she cries. "No! No! I'm still attractive! I need this job! I--" Security guards drag her away and she is replaced by another younger girl who shouts "Hi! We're rockin' here at Spring Break! Wooooo!"
We don't really have the number of legendary, long-lasting A-list musicians and celebrities like we used to. Think about truly talented, non-autotuned musicians that are up there in age and still draw a crowd. Tony Bennett, Paul McCartney, folks like that. They're a dying breed. See them while you can.
Convincing John