The corny joke thread

[anytimepally]

Probably the language of not looking at what you're typing. That's a good language.

Daniel

it's good to know I'm not the only one who uses tat language from time to time

 

[MartyMuppets]

I just bet that it's an extremely difficult language to translate.

Although this posted phrase by lael isn't too bad really,

wuil nuw wfat do yuo tkimk of tkct? I dvmmo wkut to do nevv.

"well now what do you think of that? I dunno what to do next."

There. I translated it perfectly.

 

[anytimepally]

I just bet that it's an extremely difficult language to translate.

Although this posted phrase by lael isn't too bad really,



"well now what do you think of that? I dunno what to do next."

There. I translated it perfectly.

nice work!

 

[Katzi428]

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"


(Bounty is a brand of paper towel in the US)

 

[anytimepally]

haha .. I like that one, Kathy

 

[MartyMuppets]

I had to think about it for a moment and to read it again very slowly before I understood your last joke Kathy. But I loved it too. Very cool.

 

[lael]

wuil nuw wfat do yuo tkimk of tkct? I dvmmo wkut to do nevv.

~WOW! OOPS!!! POSTED TO WRONG SITE!!!

I wonder what language that previous post was in?

Probably the language of not looking at what you're typing. That's a good language.

Daniel

~ That was me not paying complete attention to which tab/thread/forum I was typing in before submitting/enter. That was actually ment for Fear.net. I was paying more attention to DUNE & my red velvet cake & ice cream at the time. *blush* SURRY KIDZ!!!

 

[lael]

I just bet that it's an extremely difficult language to translate.

Although this posted phrase by lael isn't too bad really,



"well now what do you think of that? I dunno what to do next."

There. I translated it perfectly.

~ BRAVO BUDDY BOY!!! YOU GOT IT!!!

 

[lael]

Okay, Bad joke time....

Well, two parrots where sitting on a perch.
One parrot says to the other, "It sure smells fishy around here!"































ha. ha. ha. get it? Perch is a fish. That's awful!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Awful yes. But it made me laugh.
And even though you did post in the wrong site it does kind of fit in with the corny joke theme of this thread doesn't it? I had assumed you were being silly and cheesy. And I'm pleased I got the translation right my friend.