The corny joke thread

[MartyMuppets]

Did you hear about the winner of the cake-eating contest? He received his prize after having the following: Chocolate cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, french cream cake, banana cake, carrot cake, fruitcake, cheesecake and finally stomach-ache.

 

[Skye]

Lol, that's great Marty. And so true too, I'd imagine! Although some of those do sound awfully good!

 

[MartyMuppets]

And has anyone heard this old one?

Hickory Dickory Dock.
Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
But the other one escaped.

 

[Skye]

Haha, gooooood one! You're awesome at the corny jokes, Marty!

 

[CensoredAlso]

I loved the bar one, lol

 

[MartyMuppets]

Haha, gooooood one! You're awesome at the corny jokes, Marty!

Thanks Caroline. But I did hear the Hickory Dickory Dock one second-hand when I was in school. But you're right. I am awesome with all the ones I have made up. Speaking modestly.

 

[Speed Tracer]

I love this thread. I read it often.

 

[lael]

wuil nuw wfat do yuo tkimk of tkct? I dvmmo wkut to do nevv.

 

[MartyMuppets]

I wonder what language that previous post was in?

 

[Teheheman]

Probably the language of not looking at what you're typing. That's a good language.

Daniel