The corny joke thread

[MartyMuppets]

The Pink Panther was in a marathon race one day. He ran very well and he achieved first place. He had been in very good shape and wasn't even out of breath.
A young man dressed up in punk clothing managed to get second place although he was a little short of breath despite running very well.
So do you know what the newspaper headline said the following morning?




































































































































































































THE PINK PANTHER WINS MARATHON RACE.
SECOND PLACE GOES TO THE PUNK PANTER.

 

[lael]

Ha Ha Ha!!!! Nice!!!! I Love It!!!

 

[wes]

Yall know my Brother work in a Watch Fatory?






























































































yeah he stood around all day and made faces!!! AHHHHHHHHHA

 

[abiraniriba]

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[MartyMuppets]

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[anytimepally]

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, one of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"











































The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Haha! Now that's comedy!

 

[wes]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down to order a beer,

Bartender, Bartender, I want a beer!!

From behined the bar a horse walks up "One beer, here you go!"

the horse notices a weird look on the mans face, the horse asked " Are you suprised to see me here?"

The man said,"No did the cows sell the place!!!!"

AHHAHHAAA Wocka Wocka Wocka!!!

 

[abiraniriba]

Okay here's one

An artist was painting at the top of a balcony when his paint can fell down. As it fell he looked down and yelled out "Quack, quack, Gobble, gobble." A man was passing underneath the baclony and got hit with the can, he shouted up to the artist "Why didn't you warn me?" To which the artist replied "I did, I yelled 'Quack quack, Gobble gobble'."
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked the man.
"Duck, turkey."

 

[Skye]

Haha, very cute one!

And....

Two men walked into a bar.

You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

Lol, I'm really lovin' that one, too!

Great jokes in here, you guys!