I was watching some Simpsons clips and boy were they hilarious!!! I don't remember what episode it's from, but both Bart & Homer are in their rooms trying to use psychology on each other. then they both come out of their respective rooms, and confront each other. Bart says (through possibly gritted teeth) "Dad, I want you to go on this trip with me.", and then the camera pans over to homer (also with possibly gritted teeth) who says "Son, I'd be delighted to go with you!"
Then there's a clip in which Mr. Burns has to go to the doctor out of town, so he allows Homer and his family to stay in his mansion. At one point while they're all eating, Homer says " LISTEN TO HOW LOUD I HAVE TO TALK"!!!!!!! Funniest thing I've ever heard.