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Ask the Great Fozzini!

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Jul 25, 2004.

  1. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    I will not respond via the Crystal Banana, but I will give you this hint:
    :sleep: :boo:

    My Crystal Banana says, "Due to constraints regarding Confidentiality Agreements, this information is withheld." Sorry. But, you're gonna like it.

    Okay, here I go shifting into Guru status again: Life is defined as "the state of being which begins with generation, birth, or germination, and ends with death," and the meaning of that definition is the experiences you have during the time between conception and death, and how those experiences directly or indirectly influence the experiences of others, whether positively or negatively, and thus the meaning of life as YOU will define it when it's over lies solely in your hands based on the decisions you choose. So, choose wisely, and make the Meaning of Life mean something good.
  2. Oh, Great Fozzini! Will Philo & Gunge ever come back to Muppet-dom?
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    No. I suggest buying Fraggle DVDs.
  4. Whatever

    Whatever Well-Known Member

    Have you gotten Series 8 yet? It's reached Memphis!

    In case you can't tell, I'm trying to reach you in about every mode of communication I can think of... I'll try ESP next. :D
  5. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Well-Known Member

    o great fozzini. of whom I live my life by and pray to every day.....why does my dentist insist on making me wait for so long ever time I see him/her (depends on which one I see)?????

    waiting anxiously.....
  6. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Not yet, but my paycheck will hit hopefully tonight! BTW, I heard your psychic message, but my lines got disconnected...yeah, that's it...
  7. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    You're very wise...

    Can you hold for a moment, please...*beep*
  8. For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear him taunting him... Barney, my pebbles... I mean, WHY COULDN'T FRED JUST GIVE BARNEY SOME CEREAL?
  9. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    It was a situation like this: Fred was always buying cereal all his life, and Barney would NEVER buy any. All he'd do is take take take. Never give or help buy. The problems started when Fred would hear a sound in the middle of the night and Barney had climbed into the windows and was eating Fred's cereal, and that just got to Fred. So, he determined to just keep the cereal away from Barney. But, of course, he never succeeds.

    Hmm...I'm hungry.
  10. Oh, Great Fozzini!

    Did Daffy Duck's script for "The Scarlet Pumpernickel" ever made into a real movie for Warner Bros.?
  11. Oh, Great Fozzini!

    What's MC Hammer's favorite cartoon?
  12. You know, you were right!
  13. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Well-Known Member


    what is belly-button lint made of?

    with a furry belly in OK
  14. Great Fozzini! Where art, thou?
  15. muppetmayhem

    muppetmayhem Well-Known Member

    oh grand fozzini. Will we ever be able to watch fraggle rock and the muppet show on television again? :confused:
  16. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Filming began but stopped after Diva-Daffy threw a fit because there were green M&Ms in the bowl.

    While that was never completed, and the scripts and film disappeared over the years, the following script is available online, and is NOT the script by Daffy: http://www.spotlightpublications.com/pumpernickel.htm
  17. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Please ask all your question(s) in one post, it's easier that way.


    Of course, and as always!

    At work, wishing I were home.
  18. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Dead body skin cells, hair, dust in the air, and lint from your clothing as your body rubs against it.

    Or, the more fun answer is: Gremlins put it in there when you ain't lookin'
  19. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Depends on where in the world you are...it's available in some places...but not where you are.


    Keep in mind you are being given the opportunity to divulge in other-worldly knowledge from the cosmos by use of my crystal banana! Ask about your fortune, and your future--ask about the things you always wondered about but were too afraid to ask! BEHOLD! The Great Fozzini's Crystal Banana knows ALL!!
  20. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Oh Great Fozzini,

    Has the secret admiers stopped delivering yet?

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