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Ask the Great Fozzini!

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Jul 25, 2004.

  1. Great Fozzini!

    When will there be world peace?

    and

    Will the Larry Doyle Looney Tunes shorts ever play in theaters? What movies will they be played with?
  2. Here's some for ya.

    Why do we park in Driveways and Drive on Parkways?

    Why in Baseball is the Foul Poul in Fair Territory?

    How does a bus driver get out and close the door if its done with that lever inside?
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Yes. :cry:
  4. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    To distant to tell; strong possibility, but the movies haven't been made yet; answered several games ago; because it was played at the fair; he uses a remote control.
  5. If progress means to go forward what does congress mean?
    Would you get arrested for running into a fire station yelling "MOVIE, MOVIE!!!"
  6. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Congress: To cheat the gress out of something.

    Yes.
  7. Whatever

    Whatever Active Member

    What is a gress? :confused:
  8. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

  9. Oh, Great Fozzini!

    Who framed Roger Rabbit? I've heard a rumor it was Christopher Llyod, but he'd never do that!
  10. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    It was Judge Doom who had a remarkable resemblance to Christopher Lloyd, except Christopher Lloyd's eyes aren't so fiery red and full of hate. More like sea-foam hazel and full of duh.
  11. Whatever

    Whatever Active Member

  12. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    When the Gress is in action, it won't work if you cheat it by leaving out one of the components known as either the user interface, the server, or a parameter. Since the Gress is mostly collected data transferred between particular modules, contained in seperate Grid Physic Networks, then by not including some information then you are able to cheat the system, thus you can make the final format become a creation that best suits the necessities of the reports you have to deliver.

    Outside of this nutty response, you'll have to visit the "Ask the Great Bill Gates" thread.

    ANYBODY DARE ASK THE UNIVERSALLY UNKNOWN QUESTIONS WHICH WE SHALL BECKON OF THE COSMOS AND THE POWERS OF THAT REALM??
    Don't forget, I own a crystal banana!! It's MAGIC! :eek:
  13. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    THROUGH PERSONAL EMAIL COMES THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION I'VE EVER BEEN ASKED!! AND NOW, I KNOW THE ANSWER AND CAN GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT!!!

    The answer is:
    THE HOKEY POKEY!!

    (My sources must remain anonymous.)
  14. muppetmayhem

    muppetmayhem Member

    oh great Fozini.

    Which came first?

    the chicken or the egg? :( :p
  15. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Ah, the most popular question every time I offer up cosmic knowledge from the vast reaches of the universe, but ALAS! The answer is:

    The Chicken; the egg had to come from somewhere.
  16. Oh, Great Fozzini!

    Why can't I find plaster of paris in Paris?
  17. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Because you don't live there.
  18. Oh, Great Fozzini!

    What happens when you reach a million posts?
  19. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Your computer crashes.

    NEXT QUESTION?!
  20. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry New Member

    Oh, Great Fozzini!

    Who's idea was this?


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