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Ask the Great Fozzini!

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Jul 25, 2004.

  1. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    The answers are: "BE," and "Spider-Man."
  2. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Because I said so.
    (At least, that's what Mama always says...)
  3. Oh, Great Fozzini! Will MuppetCrypts be banned before he becomes a senior member?
  4. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    This person exists not in my crystal banana.
    Who's your tailor? I love that outfit!
  6. Infinity Sirius

    Infinity Sirius Well-Known Member

    Oh, Great Fozzini! Will I ever get an avator for my account?
  7. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    My ma.
  8. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

  9. Oh, Great Fozzini!

    You never heard of the banana sketch?
  10. HeraLirambar

    HeraLirambar Well-Known Member

    Oh great Fozzini,
    Will the monkey return in the sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean?
    *crosses fingers*
  11. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Oh Great Fozzini,

    Would it be looking if I just peek in the window?
  12. Kye

    Kye Well-Known Member

    Oh great Fozzini! My mind is consumed with anticipation of the arrival of my new Backstage muppet playset that I ordered online. When will It ship? When will It arrive? And maybe slightly more relevant...when, will at least 12 of my cluttered bookshelf dwelling muppets have a new, less dusty home?
    If your Banana is true, and you guess the actual day of arrival, a reward rare muppet collectable will be sent directly to you! Im not testing you...Im testing the Banana. If you win, you should share the prize.
  13. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Of COURSE I did! I perfected it! I, the Great Fozzini, heh heh...have known the wonderful...heh HA HA HA!..the HA HA HAAA HAAAAA!!!

  14. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    I gaze into the crystal banana and do not see a paycheck with that monkey's name on it. I do see another monkey's name:

    Johnny Depp.
  15. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    It'd be illegal, that's what it'd be!! :o
  16. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Uh-oh! The non believer broke my banana's reception. I can say this after checking with the slate bowling ball:

    Will ship with others, arriving soon thereafter, and as soon as you open it and place the figures on it.

    You owe me one crystal banana. :o
  17. sugarbritchez

    sugarbritchez Well-Known Member

    Oh Great Fozzini

    When will I find true happiness?
  18. Oh, Great Fozzini!

    When will I get my Looney Tunes "Carrotblanca" video I won on Ebay? I've been waiting for 1 week!
  19. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    I look to my happy pills, and therein lies the answer: I lay it on the table and drop a sprinkle of water on it and POOF! I discover...

    You will find what you seek when you stop looking for it where you thought it was.

    The happy pill has spoken, nyaa!
  20. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Continue to check your mail box and, sure enough, you will discover soon that you have received your video.

    Sorry, but when I got it I never set the date and time on my crystal banana, plus the batteries for the remote control were too expensive!

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