The New New Quote Thread

[Froggy Fool]

"Come mister tally man! Tally the banana!"

Day light come and me wanna go home!

I do say that alot, don't I?

You really do.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Dorothy: [has just arrived in Oz, looking around and awed at the beauty and splendor] Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.

Dorothy: [after a pause] We must be over the rainbow!

[a bubble appears in the sky and gets closer and closer. It finally lands, then turns into Glinda the Good Witch wearing a spectacular white dress and crown, holding a wand]

Dorothy: [to Toto] Now I... I know we're not in Kansas!

 

[cjd874]

"Come mister tally man! Tally the banana!"

"Daylight come and me wanna go home---"
"No, those are onions. Get some bananas, Beauregard!"

 

[Any Del]

"Amazingly
Beautiful
Creatures
Dancing
Excites the
Forest
Glade, in my
Heart how
I do
Jump like the
Kudo
Listen to the
Music so
Nice the
Organ
Plays.
Quietly
Rests the
Sleepy
Tiger
Under the
Vine tree at the
Water's side and
X marks the spot 'neith the
Yellow moon where the
Zulu king and I did hide."

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

“Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble.” – Mufasa

 

[LittleJerry92]

"Amazingly
Beautiful
Creatures
Dancing
Excites the
Forest
Glade, in my
Heart how
I do
Jump like the
Kudo
Listen to the
Music so
Nice the
Organ
Plays.
Quietly
Rests the
Sleepy
Tiger
Under the
Vine tree at the
Water's side and
X marks the spot 'neith the
Yellow moon where the
Zulu king and I did hide."

Kumantes!

Kuman-rennegetemanachiii-rrrrrriiii!

 

[Any Del]

Kumantes!

Kuman-rennegetemanachiii-rrrrrriiii!

 

[Froggy Fool]

"Tedium and drudgery are good for the soul."

~Boober Fraggle

 

[ConsummateVs]

I love Cardgage, he cracks me up!

Here are my favorite quotes from him:

"Oh, excardon me!"
"No probalo!"
"Low rates, percent signs, I dunno..."
"Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seceonds."
"Good eefening, Bontilda. Forty twone will be on your lest."
"Dump tell no mandy, it's just a land mower turned bankways! If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!"
"I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take. Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."
"No, this steak samwich is Beverly clearly my comprooter, Bathsheba."
"Where is Tompkins? Where is coleslaw? Here I am..."
"Prude me in, Couch Z. I'm Reggie Toupée."

To add on...
"Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?
"Gamble around the campfire, children!"
"Come see me and this little dog for vera low prices!"
"Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
"Soggy, junior. Come back when you're all grold up."
"Thank you, Hot Pooey. Would you care to coincide?"
"Ohhhhh... My Toyota Cressida!"
"You rally might, Pez Despenser."

 

[D'Snowth]

BIG BIRD: What if my birthday was a place?
SUSAN: If you birthday was a place it would be. . . .

Honk-honk ding-ding honk-ding-QUACK!

GINA: A meadow in the summer with a clear, cold brook.

Honk-honk ding-ding honk-ding-QUACK!

RUBY: A fireside in winter with a picture book.
SUSAN: San Francisco.
LUIS: Sante Fe.
OSCAR: Any place in Jersey on a rainy day.
PRAIRIE: A cozy corner with my cats.
COUNT: A creepy castle full of bats.