Eel: I'm sorry, did I shock ya? I just want to get rid of all this gloom that seems to be around ya! Scarecrow: Eel! What are you doing here? Eel: I'm your fair-eel godmother. You know that's your trouble, Scarecrow. You don't believe in fairy tales.
-Britt Allcroft's Magic Adventures of Mumfie, Scarecrowella
JAPANESE #1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA! JAPANESE #2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not. JAPANESE #1: STILL, WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA! JAPANESE #2: Though, it isn't. BOTH: *Scream and run*
"You know, the kids on F.R.I.E.N.D.S make money in two days than we did in five years of doing THE ODD COUPLE. They may have made more money, but I bet they didn't have more fun than we did." ~ Jack Klugman on himself and Tony Randall
D.W.*talking in her sleep*It's wrong...it's wrong
D.W*wakes up*BECAUSE ARTHUR IS A DODO BRAIN!
Arthur:Because Arthur is a dodobrain!
Francine*on walkie talkie, laughing*
Arthur:Stop laughing Francine!