The New New Quote Thread

[MikaelaMuppet]

DREW CAREY: Wayne is going to sing an African Chant, and the rest of you are going to do backup.
RYAN STILES: That's the part I don't get.
WAYNE BRADY: You mean the suburbs of Africa.
DREW CAREY: Yeah, the suburbs of Africa.

Good one!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Drew Carey: If celebrities had been the first people to walk on the moon.

Brad Sherwood: One small step for man, one giant leap for me, Brad Sherwood. How are ya?

Drew Carey: [as Brad sets off-stage] Sorry, I said... I said, "celebrities."

Brad Sherwood: Oh, I'm sorry.

[the audience groans, then he starts whining]

Brad Sherwood: That was mean!

Wayne Brady: [as Michael Jackson, moonwalking] Hooo!

Colin Mochrie: Where's my car?

Ryan Stiles: [as Carol Channing] Well this is dry and barren as I am.

Colin Mochrie: [Greatest Hits] Y'now one time I saw a strong man bend a car at a circus-waitaminute! Bend a car! PAT BENATAR!

Ryan Stiles: Okay, you've proved your point!

Colin Mochrie: You're not the only master of segues!

 

[Any Del]

" I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it! You like to move it move it! Y'all like to.... MOVE IT!"

 

[Froggy Fool]

" I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it! You like to move it move it! Y'all like to...."

No. NO. NOOOO. STOP. STOP IT. NOT THAT.

 

[D'Snowth]

"Er-nie! Don't do dat! Wah!" ~ Grover

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Tim: [helping Randy with his math homework] ... now the denominator is the...

Randy: ...bottom number...

Tim: ...why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it?

Tim: [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction.

 

[ConsummateVs]

"Ice Bear smells like clean babies."

 

[Any Del]

A Company of Fools
Who have the right tools
That win at duels
To make the great Muppets
For the luxuriating fan puppets!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Oscar Madison: You want brown juice or green juice?

Felix Unger: What's the difference?

Oscar Madison: Three weeks.

 

[Froggy Fool]

A Company of Fools
Who have the right tools
That win at duels
To make the great Muppets
For the luxuriating fan puppets!

Lol, what?? I kind of want to see what Patrick Star would say about my channel as well, lol!