The New New Quote Thread

MikaelaMuppet

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“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.” – Bambi
 

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Little correction: that was actually Thumper who said that. Still a good quote, though.
 

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Naruto: *stomped on by Kirisame* Gah! Okay.... Now I'm MAD!
Hisame: Huh.... Still playing the hero.
Kirisame: you know how you spell "hero?" *Pressing his foot harder on Naruto* F-O-O-L! Pathetic....
Suien: we won't find any heroes here! Do you hear that, Shibuki?! The hidden waterfall village hasn't had a hero in YEARS! Not since your father died!
 

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(Jeanette walks into voting booth)

ALVIN: I don't stand a chance, do I?
BRITTANY: Alvin, I'd like to think we'd take this very well. We're both mature.
JEANETTE: (Steps out) Congratulations--
BRITTANY: (Runs over and hugs Jeanette) Oh, thank you! Thank you!
JEANETTE: (Walks over to Alvin) -- Alvin. (Shakes Alvin's hand)
ALVIN: Me?
BRITTANY: What?! Are you joking!?
ALVIN: Brittany, what happened to being mature?
BRITTANY: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS ALVIN! (Falls to the floor and cries) GO AHEAD, WALK ALL OVER ME JEANETTE! MY LIFE IS OVER!!!
 

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Fozzie: Hey, why don't you join us?

Gonzo: Where are you going?

Fozzie: We're following our dream!

Gonzo: Really? I have a dream, too!

Fozzie: Oh?

Gonzo: But you'll think it's stupid.

Fozzie: No we won't, tell us, tell us!

Gonzo: Well, I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.

Fozzie: You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.

Gonzo: Sure, if you want to do it the *easy* way.

Fozzie: [to Kermit] We've picked up a weirdo...
 

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Pa Gorg: Son, it's time we had a talk.

Junior Gorg: Oh boy! Is this *that* talk?

Pa Gorg: Yes. It's time you've learned how to rule the universe.

Junior Gorg: Oh, this is *that* talk.
 
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