The New New Quote Thread

[Froggy Fool]

"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."

~Albert Einstein

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

This one is a bit long.

Oscar: What do you mean you want to put the pieces together for? It's looks better this way. Like a busted Clarinet. Which is perfect!
Richard Stoltzman: (Chuckles) Yeah I know, Oscar. But you can't play a clarinet, Until you put the pieces together, (Holds up a clarinet that put together) That looks a lot like this one here.
Oscar: Well, Who cares if you play it. Personally, I like to see you drop it and break it. I love broken clarinets.
Telly Monster: Well, I care if he plays. So you go ahead and built it.
Richard Stoltzman: Okay, Here is the first part....
*Toots it and it makes an awful sound*
Oscar: NO, WAIT! I like that! It sounded like a funny duck.
Richard Stoltzman: I knew you would. And now, Here is the second part. The Barrel.
Telly Monster: It looks teeny.
*Toots it*
Oscar: Oh, NO! NO! NO! It looked better before.
Richard Stoltzman: Alright, How about the third part?
*Toots it*
Oscar: Oh, NO! NO! NO! You are going into the wrong direction!
Telly Monster: Aw, It's getting to sound good, Oscar.
Richard Stoltzman: Okay, Now this is the forth part. Oh, This is for you, Oscar.
*Toots it and it buzzes*
Oscar: Wow! Hey, That wasn't bad.
Richard Stoltzman: Okay, Telly. Can you guess this part is?
Telly Monster: I don't know, Is it the end?
Richard Stoltzman: Well, That's a good guess. And it's also know as the bell.
Telly Monster: Oh, The bell.
Richard Stoltzman: And that's the last part. And now, You got a clarinet that's like the one that's put together and it's ready to be played from the bottom to the top.
Telly Monster: Let's hear it.
Richard Stoltzman: Okay, Here we go! (Plays the opening to Rhapsody in Blue on the clarinet)

 

[LittleJerry92]

"dude... I'm thinking about giving Bleach a chance."

-me today

 

[Froggy Fool]

@D'Snowth - Honestly this might be my favorite Steve D'Monster episode! It never fails to make me laugh!

Computer: Congratulations, we have your results!
Steve: Oh goody!
Computer: Using the answers you have supplied us with this survey, we have determined that your intelligence is equivalent to the IQ of the common house plant.

[Steve is gaping.]​

Computer: We have also determined that you are ignorant, arrogant, impulsive, illiterate, and may have some inferiority issues.
Steve: WHAT??!! Why you -- you stupid little -- I can't believe you, well - GEE WHIZ!! That was a really dumb survey! Some computer you are!

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

@D'Snowth - Honestly this might be my favorite Steve D'Monster episode! It never fails to make me laugh!

Computer: Congratulations, we have your results!
Steve: Oh goody!
Computer: Using the answers you have supplied us with this survey, we have determined that your intelligence is equivalent to the IQ of the common house plant.

[Steve is gaping.]​

Computer: We have also determined that you are ignorant, arrogant, impulsive, illiterate, and may have some inferiority issues.
Steve: WHAT??!! Why you -- you stupid little -- I can't believe you, well - GEE WHIZ!! That was a really dumb survey! Some computer you are!

Yeah, that ones my favorite one.

 

[D'Snowth]

My favorite aspect of it is the VCR question, because I once took a questionaire on the internet like ten years ago; it was a multiple choice questionaire, and one of the questions was "Have you ever taken a VCR apart to figure out how it works?" One of the multiple-choice answers was, "Yes, and now it doesn't." No foolin'.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

My favorite aspect of it is the VCR question, because I once took a questionaire on the internet like ten years ago; it was a multiple choice questionaire, and one of the questions was "Have you ever taken a VCR apart to figure out how it works?" One of the multiple-choice answers was, "Yes, and now it doesn't." No foolin'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[LittleJerry92]

Have you actually done that though?

 

[D'Snowth]

No, but I thought the questionaire was funny, and that particular answer was funny.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

There's this quiz which asks you if you are an audiophile or not and one of the questions was "Do you sing the THX sound in the shower?"