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"That forgotten, erotically-charged, B-grade, underground movie from the 70s that Debbie Harry doesn't want the public to know about?" ~ Me in response to someone on Facebook calling Disney's "Sleeping Beauty" as "Sleeping Blondie"
 

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Ahh Superintendent Welcome. I hope your prepared for an unforgettable luncheon
 

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"What the **** are you doing?! Can you go any ******* slower? Hey, thanks for cutting me off, ***hole! Nice use of a signal! Make a ******* line! What are you guys doing?! Can you not tailgate me, please? Typical old drivers.... Typical New Hampshire drivers... Dude, you just went through a red light! You have a yield sign! You have a stop sign! That guy didn't even stop..."

Me whenever I'm driving.
 

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James: What's that, Duck? Are you afraid of BEES? They're only insects, after all, so don't let that buzz-box diesel tell you different!
Duck: His name is Boco, and he didn't! We-
James: I wouldn't care if HUNDREDS were swarming around! I'd just blow smoke and make them buzz off!
Duck: ....buzz, buzz, buzz!
 
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