The New New Quote Thread

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Skye Jethani: Who would be the worst children's character to do a sacred symbol?
Phil Vischer: Would it be SpongeBob, with his laugh?
Drew Dyck: What about Barney?
Phil: Oh, yeah.
Drew: Barney would be pretty bad.
Skye: But his arms are so short he couldn't do it.
Phil: He's a T Rex, what do you expect?
Skye: He's not a T Rex, he's just a dinosaur.
Phil: You can't be just a dinosaur, that's like saying he's just an animal.
Skye: No, he's a dinosaur. You can say he's a bear but not what kind of bear.
Phil: But dinosaur is more specific than that. Dinosaur is more general than bear. Dinosaur is like mammal, almost except they're reptiles. OK, it's not like that.
Skye: Keep talking yourself into a corner, my friend.
Phil: He stood upright on his hind legs, he had shortish front arms, he had a tail, he had a big head and pointy teeth, and he ate children. So he's a carnivore, he's a meteor. He's not a Brachiosaurus, we know that, he's not a Brontosaurus.
Skye: He could have been a raptor.
Phil: He's not a raptor, he didn't have big toe claws.
Skye: I don't think there's official documentation that says he's a T Rex. He's just a dinosaur.
Phil: There's no such thing. OK, then what's Baby Bop?
Skye: Just an annoyance.
Phil: No, she's got head frills.
Skye: Triceratops.
Phil: She's a triceratops! Okay, so they're being specific!
Drew: At least we know why he went extinct.
Phil: Why?
Drew: Cause he's annoying.
 

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QUINOA: Kale! Who loves orange soda?
KALE: K-K-K-K-K-Kale loves orange soda!
QUINOA: Is it truuuuue? Is it truuuue?
KALE: Mmhmm! I do, I do, I do, I doo-ooo!
 

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FACEBOOK: Name one song you don't want played at your funeral.
PRACTICALLY EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK: "Highway to ****" by AC/DC.
 

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Homestar: Always be'sing and do'sing, and never cheesing and choosing, and always be'sing and do'sing...
Strong Bad: Uhh, Homestar?
HR: ...and never cheesing and choosing!
SB: Homestar!
HR: Yeahwhat?
SB: You're in my house.
HR: Yup.
SB: Again.
HR: Yuppers.
SB: And you brought a boulder.
HR: Not me. Plate tectonics.
 

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Jan Brady: Well, all day long at school I hear how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
 

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Keep your pants dry
Your dreams wet
And Remember Hugs not Drugs
 

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"A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistakes twice without getting nervous"
- Alexander Hamilton (the real one)
 
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