The New New Quote Thread

[Froggy Fool]

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner!

 

[cjd874]

One of my favorite jokes of all time (**with some language):

"Because of my father, between the ages of seven and fifteen, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! [mimics his father yelling angrily] 'JESUS CHRIST!!!'
And my brother Russell thought his name was D@mmit. [yells again] 'D@mmit, will you stop all that noise? Jesus Christ, SIT DOWN!!!'
So one day I'm out playing in the rain, and my father said, 'D@mmit, will you get in here?' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

---Bill Cosby, Himself (1983)

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

"The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters."

by: Audrey Hepburn

 

[Froggy Fool]

Baby Fozzie: When in doubt, tie a rope to a rubber chicken! AAAH!

 

[LittleJerry92]

"It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it."

@Old Thunder

 

[ConsummateVs]

"My tongue is in my mouth."

- @LittleJerry92

 

[Old Thunder]

"And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"

~Judge Claude Frollo

 

[LittleJerry92]

"*crunch*

Roooooaaaar!

GUUUUAAAAAHHHHH-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *Splash*"

 

[LittleJerry92]

"My tongue is in my mouth."

- @LittleJerry92

True fact. @D'Snowth knows where I got that from.

 

[D'Snowth]

The Collective Workth of Wandy Newman.