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LittleJerry92

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"You talk too much, little James. A fine, strong engine like me has something to talk about. I'm the ONLY engine who can pull the express. When I'm not there, they need TWO engines. Think of that! I've pulled expresses for years and have NEVER once lost my way! I seem to know the right line by INSTINCT...."
 

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:embarrassed:: "Kermit, please let me be in Pigs in Space!"
:smile:: "You can't."
:embarrassed:: "Why can't I be in Pigs in Space?"
:smile:: "Because YOU'RE NOT A PIG!!!"
:embarrassed: (pauses): "Well, nobody's perfect!"

The Muppet Show, Episode 216: Cleo Laine
 

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WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
I'VE GOT A WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
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WOODEN LEG

WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
I'VE GOT A WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG!!
 
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