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The New New Quote Thread

cjd874

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One of my favorite jokes of all time (**with some language):

"Because of my father, between the ages of seven and fifteen, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! [mimics his father yelling angrily] 'JESUS CHRIST!!!'
And my brother Russell thought his name was D@mmit. [yells again] 'D@mmit, will you stop all that noise? Jesus Christ, SIT DOWN!!!'
So one day I'm out playing in the rain, and my father said, 'D@mmit, will you get in here?' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

---Bill Cosby, Himself (1983)
 

MikaelaMuppet

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"The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters."

by: Audrey Hepburn
 

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"*crunch*

Roooooaaaar!

GUUUUAAAAAHHHHH-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *Splash*"
 
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