The New New Quote Thread

[Old Thunder]

I’ll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!

 

[LittleJerry92]

"You talk too much, little James. A fine, strong engine like me has something to talk about. I'm the ONLY engine who can pull the express. When I'm not there, they need TWO engines. Think of that! I've pulled expresses for years and have NEVER once lost my way! I seem to know the right line by INSTINCT...."

 

[cjd874]

: "Kermit, please let me be in Pigs in Space!"
: "You can't."
: "Why can't I be in Pigs in Space?"
: "Because YOU'RE NOT A PIG!!!"
(pauses): "Well, nobody's perfect!"

The Muppet Show, Episode 216: Cleo Laine

 

[LittleJerry92]

 

[cjd874]

So I just watched two Family Guy videos with SS and Muppets references. Excellent stuff, especially the Swedish Chef scenes (didn't see that coming at all).

 

[Old Thunder]

WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
I'VE GOT A WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG

WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
I'VE GOT A WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG
WOODEN LEG!!

 

[LittleJerry92]

All of the wooden legs.

 

[Any Del]

"MY LEG!"

 

[LittleJerry92]

Gets sand in eye.

MAI LAIG.

 

[Froggy Fool]

Deez is a lot of quotes!

-Froggy Fool